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Phalla Statistics and "Scoreboard"

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Wow. I have no idea what you did to figure out my score, but I'll take it!

    I hope there is a ++ for good team support against overwhelming odds b/c man, Phallanoia.

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Biggest jerk:
    1. thorgot
    2. Elendil

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Why isn't Drez on that list?

    :P

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Most suspicious player regardless of circumstances:

    1. Hakkekage
    2. Butt Butt
    3. DevoutlyApathetic

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    God, going with Bliss' idea my score dives even lower, like -14, because my average phallife is ~4 days.

    I need to be more of a cypher, like cheez.

    Hey, man.

    All you need to do is be on my team more.

    8-)

    cheez on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Godammit DA is totally higher on that list than me

    I demand a recount

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    God, going with Bliss' idea my score dives even lower, like -14, because my average phallife is ~4 days.

    I need to be more of a cypher, like cheez.

    Hey, man.

    All you need to do is be on my team more.

    8-)

    I think you'll find out that being crafty and hard to read can be a mixed blessing.

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    cheez wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    God, going with Bliss' idea my score dives even lower, like -14, because my average phallife is ~4 days.

    I need to be more of a cypher, like cheez.

    Hey, man.

    All you need to do is be on my team more.

    8-)

    I think you'll find out that being crafty and hard to read can be a mixed blessing.

    Oh, no doubt. It's already been used against me.

    Luckily, I was too busy being crafty and hard to read to give a shit.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think the best part is that you're trapped in that role now! If you ever do something that makes you look not crafty and hard to read, everyone will go OMG CHEEZ IS PLAYING DIFFERENTLY - KILL HIM!

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    OMG CHEEZ IS PLAYING - KILL HIM!

    Mirite?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I think the best part is that you're trapped in that role now! If you ever do something that makes you look not crafty and hard to read, everyone will go OMG CHEEZ IS PLAYING DIFFERENTLY - KILL HIM!

    Hey, it was totally justified. You were totally evil.

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    I was?

    You wasn't

    You isn't

    You is

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Not everything is about you Mr. Cheese, although you are very crafty and hard to read, so that might not have been what you were saying. SO TRICKY!

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    in case anyone missed it when I posted it earlier, cheez should play krafty.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey guys what's Cheez's favorite food?

    Krafty Dinner olol

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    GET OUT.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    God I was going to make the krafty jokes.


    Alright, what phalla do these things arise from?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    God I was going to make the krafty jokes.


    Alright, what phalla do these things arise from?

    Greatwood, specifically this post.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WHY AM I NOT ON THIS LIST?

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I would also be interested in seeing who had the most "first day" deaths.


    I feel it would probably be close between myself, TehSpectre and....I am missing someone here.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have only had...maybe 3 day one deaths, actually.

    If I survive the first day, I have a decent staying power.

    I would say my average death day is around 4.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've had quite a few day one deaths recently. I think I've only had 4....

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    A Day one death
    Haiku killed you, Marx
    A Lesson learned

    It is 5/7/5, isn't it?

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm had 4 day one deaths as well. 5 if you count Phallopolis, where I later came back to life.

    TehSpectre wrote: »
    A Day one death
    Haiku killed you, Marx
    A Lesson learned

    It is 5/7/5, isn't it?

    That was me, Wraith.

    Last Son on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    WHY AM I NOT ON THIS LIST?

    I'm not on the list either. I call conspiracy!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    I'm had 4 day one deaths as well. 5 if you count Phallopolis, where I later came back to life.

    TehSpectre wrote: »
    A Day one death
    Haiku killed you, Marx
    A Lesson learned

    It is 5/7/5, isn't it?

    That was me, Wraith.
    You did it first, but Marx perfected it.

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Marx's haikus were anything but perfect.

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait, there is now multiple people whom were killed day one for speaking in Haiku?

    We should start a club.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    Marx's haikus were anything but perfect.
    I didn't say he perfected haiku; I am saying he perfected dying due to haiku.

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This we can agree on.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hell yeah, I'm #1 on the top 30... although I don't really know what that means.

    Grundlterror for president of phalla!! :^: :^:

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    how did i move up so high, was it because my phalla was so awesome? thats probably it.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I like this list. It identifies 16 people that should always die before I do.

    Optimism!

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This list also shows that I should never be killed.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    is there a methodology for the new list?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Plutonium somehow ended up in the top 5 for number of times as a good special and top 5 number of times as a bad special. D:

    I'm pretty high up on the good special list as well, which pretty much matches up with people always trying to kill me when I push my plans. :lol:

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wtf top five for good specials?

    I've never been a good special in the traditional sense.

    I've had items or minor abilities once in a while, but never seer or guardian or vigilante.

    Plutonium on
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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    is there a methodology for the new list?

    There is. But it's a secret!

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    People you don't like and want to see dead?

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