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((Viral Phallology T. 2) Infected Win, Discussion Open

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cults have church's too you know... so do Sects...

    [edit] they just call it something different. :P

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ok, looking to me like Chicoblue is getting the axe tonight. Sorry for my inactivity yesterday, my intranet crapped out on me. Vote Orestes, just to be different.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    VOTE COUNT, PL0X.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Chicoblue (7):
    Kusuguttai
    Qorzm
    Durax
    Jimothy
    precisionk
    Dave The Rave (didn't bold/color)
    Dakal

    Durax (1):
    Orestes

    Soup (1):
    Chicoblue

    Orestes (5):
    NATIK
    Koshian
    Soup
    Strato
    PsychoCucumber

    EDIT: added psycho to orestes list

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Not a lot of voters, eh?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    VOTING CLOSED.

    AFTER TONIGHT'S NARRATION I'LL PUT UP A NARRATION FOR LAST NIGHT.

    ALSO I'M GOING TO BE SENDING OUT ACTIVITY WARNINGS SO IF SOMEONE COULD HELP ME OUT WITH WHOSE BEEN INACTIVE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy and Coglisotro have barely been active.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    shit tonight's narration is going to be so goddamn boring

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    KILLJOY
    are you even fucking playing in the viral phalla?

    Oh fuck I forgot. I guess not then.

    also, nuzak and cogliostro arent playing either

    wook hasnt posted since day 5
    uhh
    i dunno who else
    most people atleast have posted once a day and have been here recently

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nuzak properly quit.

    I don't think Cog did.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cogs last post on the penny arcade forums entirely was the sign ups thread for this phalla

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Both Chico and Orestes voted for other people. That strikes me as odd, as if they were both evil and didn't want to give votes to the other.

    On the other hand, I'm not consoled that this will be a "boring" narration tonight.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NIGHT 7

    With their numbers dwindling and their morale all but abolished since the events of the night before, many villagers had resorted to hasty decisions and utmost paranoia. The village remained, for the most part, quiet - whether due to fatigue or a bad case of the Sundays, most conversation had died down. It was with no great sense of occasion that the nineteen remaining men and women gathered at the Commons to vote one unlucky soul out.

    As quietly as the day had progressed, the vote was decided. ChicoBlue was to go. Overcome with anxiety at the thought of facing life on his own, however, he panicked, and refused to leave. So steadfastly did he remain that Strato and Koshian, having no wish to dilly-dally or chicanerize, beat him in the face until he stopped moving, before hoisting him atwixt them and dragging him towards the river. As the two men hauled the stiffening body of Chico to the banks, the rest of the villagers departed for home - except for two.

    Tossing the poor man's corpse into the rapids, Strato and Koshian dusted off their hands and stood, satisfied at a corpse well-hucked, with their hands on their sides. They both remained that way for a minute, until they turned around to see two pairs of eyes glinting at them in the darkness. Crouching for a fight, they didn't get far - two needles flew towards them, striking them firmly in the torso. Waiting for the virus to finish its work, the murderers shared a Parliament as the men squirmed and choked on their own phlegm. When their frantic movements had finally died down, they were rolled into the river, were they were swept away as quickly as Chico had been.

    ChicoBlue - Villager from Houston (Killed by Mob)

    Strato - Villager from Denver (Killed by Infected)

    Koshian - Villager from Ft. Worth (Killed by Infected)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    OoooO

    Oh snap.

    Take my hand, Jesus. I'm coming home.


    Thanks for the good game, Shankill.

    OooooO

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey, I'm from Denver, cool.

    I figured I'd be killed soon since I've been posting a lot to help out.

    Good luck, good guys.

    Sorry about that beating in the face, Chico. I did vote for Orestes tonight!

    OoOoOooooooOOOOoOOoOoOooooo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NIGHT 6

    Undeterred by the corpses filled with bees, the villagers met at the Commons the next night with a high sense of anticipation. They were not disappointed.

    Leaning heavily upon a vulture-head cane, Theidar took the stage and, coughing quietly to hush the audience, launched into a long-winded speech.

    "Ladies and gentlemen, long have we struggled against those who would oppress our post-apocalyptic freedom. Wishing for naught but the right to begin anew, we were hampered by those who would, for whatever their reasons, wish to stop us from pursuing that happiness to which we, as people upon this planet earth, are entitled.

    Try as we might to contest the vicious rule of these religious fanatics and diseased maniacs, we have been adverse in our attempts. As those who would aid us have fallen, I have stayed, and studied the bloodwork of those individuals to which I have had the right and pleasure of doing so. I have studied long, and I have studied hard, and I have studied many hours into the night. Believe me when I say all is not lost - for is not a man most free when he has overcome that adversity which does threaten his privileges most sacred? Is not a man most noble when he protects his country through defeating crazy persons? Is not war the most sacred pursuit of all?

    My fellow survivors...we must kill Squashua."

    Not entirely understanding the logical leap, but entranced by his real purty mouth-words, the crowd immediately turned onSquashua, who was shortly pressed up against a brick wall, his face a visage of terror. Stammering, he asked, "P-please...may I talk to Theidar?"

    Grudgingly, the crowd parted, and Theidar limped forward. "Yes, m'boy...what can I do for you?"

    In a flash, the expression of terror was gone for Squashua's face, and replaced by one of malice. Drawing his coat back to reveal a rat's nest of wires, timers and whirling dervishes, he proclaimed, "My name is Squashua Lauder, and I do this of my own free will."

    Moving quickly, Theidar swung his cane forward, directly into the ever-so-tender testicles of the belligerent cultist. As his face constricted into a perfect representation of the word "pain", something in the mess of wires across his stomach stopped, and a soft click was just barely audible.

    With so much force as to level most of the crowd, Squashua exploded, taking Theidar with him, the two of them turned into so much bloody mist and meaty chunks. The bomb claimed two more victims - a flying brick neatly decapitated the diseased Osvik, while a chunk of Squashua's ass became caught in PotU's throat, and he slowly choked to death on the hairy, burnt flesh.

    Screaming in terror and rage, the crowd turned on itself, becoming, for the barest of moments, the most metal mosh pit ever. Quickly, the spasms of rage found an outlet, and Randall_Flagg was ripped limb from limb. As the crowd turned in on itself in such a manner, Kovak and Zzulu fell, clutching their throats, as their throats swelled and their faces turned purple.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    GUYS I HAVE A DILEMMA

    I DON'T WANT TO BRING NEW PEOPLE IN BECAUSE THERE ARE PROBABLY TWO ROUNDS LEFT

    SHOULD I JUST KILL THE INACTIVES OR WHAT

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I want to restate my accusation of PrecisionK being evil. He is usually way more active.
    !vote PrecisionK

    EDIT: I think inactives are more likely to be villagers, I vote to keep them on.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    GUYS I HAVE A DILEMMA

    I DON'T WANT TO BRING NEW PEOPLE IN BECAUSE THERE ARE PROBABLY TWO ROUNDS LEFT

    SHOULD I JUST KILL THE INACTIVES OR WHAT

    just kill them off
    its like we have been playing minus 3 or so people the whole game anyways
    adding more people would be weird and they would just be asking questions the whole time

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    also thanks for last nights narration shank

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the wook - Family Member from Santa Fe
    Cogliostro - Villager from Orlando
    Killjoy - Villager from New York

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so it is pretty much down to the wire here folks

    but who should we kill

    the trail of suspects is pretty dry

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh hey the wook was not a bad guy

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !vote orestes
    he was our good second place vote, and strato pointed out the extra suspicion right before he died

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well it's all we got

    !vote Orestes

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oooooOOOOOoooooo

    :^:
    Shank

    oooooOOOOOoooooo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As per your request, Theidar

    :)

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    so i guess its orestes then
    sorry my droogle

    !vote orestes

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Vote Orestes

    Its the only logical choice, really.

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !vote Orestes
    will talk in the am.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jesus christ,

    I am serious here, I am a villager.

    DON'T WASTE YOU FUCKING VOTE.

    I mean, go right ahead if you want to, but the narration will be like "And the mob just randomly killed some crazy asian dude down the street".

    I actually want the goodies to win here, so I'm telling you, don't waste a round voting for me.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If anything, I'd say it's Koshian or Endomatic.

    !vote Koshian

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    If anything, I'd say it's Koshian or Endomatic.

    !vote Koshian

    yeah guys lets vote koshian
    who, by the way, died last night.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    If anything, I'd say it's Koshian or Endomatic.

    !vote Koshian

    yeah guys lets vote koshian
    who, by the way, died last night.

    Did he?

    Oh fuck off, I forgot to double check.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !retract Koshian

    !vote Endomatic

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    alright dudes i am going to sleep

    i suggest everyone sign up for the gigantic new ultimate phalla that will be running in ODaM

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=36051

    p.s lets not vote to kill any dead people
    orestes

    later

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    durax wrote: »
    I want to restate my accusation of PrecisionK being evil. He is usually way more active.
    !vote PrecisionK

    EDIT: I think inactives are more likely to be villagers, I vote to keep them on.

    I agree, PrecisionK has always been in the back of my mind due to his frequent inactivity here, and his voting habits. He has usually gone with the bandwagon or voted for someone who later died and was insignificant.

    !vote PrecisionK

    I suggest we kill PrecisionK tonight, and vote for Orestes as a second place holder just in case he tries something funny.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ooOOoOoOooOO

    Koshian you're dead, you shouldn't be giving advice on who to vote for.

    Sorry for the dead post Shankill.

    oOoOOoooOOo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    ooooOOOooooo

    sorry for beating your face in, chico

    I say everyone vote orestes

    ooooOOOooooo

    KOSHIAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO REQUEST THAT YOU RECEIVE AN INFRACTION

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Okay, I'm going !vote PrecisionK.

    I might switch to Orestes later.

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