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[Phalla Royale] Sign Ups Closed.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    We both thought the other person was evil, she wanted to make the bet that if either of us was actually innocent, the other person had to rosy up their cheeks and post the picture with a sad look. We were both innocent. There was much amusement from the rest of the players at our expense.

    So much. The high point of that Phalla for me. I still don't think we should have won that, we did pretty much everything possible to screw it up.
    I still maintain I won that game, with that awesome end narration.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Plutonium had never been much of an athlete his whole life. He was more of a weight lifter himself, but mediocre at best. As he checked his wire to make sure it was taught, he sneaked up behind his intended prey. As he got close enough, he lunged, choking Tehspectre. As he choked the life out of his target, he taunted him saying “Let’s see you try to outrun THIS.”

    Stun gun :lol:

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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got bored one night and photoshopped both Hakkekage's and Ardor's be-rouged face into the middle of frogkitty. Not at the same time, so there was an Ardor Frogkitty and a Hakkekage Frogkitty.

    I deleted the resulting images for the good of mankind.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Kitano wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Wow indeed, but only one got the nude pics.

    Wow, I think B:L found a way to die during day zero....

    I knew full well what I was doing when I took Hakkekage on her bet and had to post that. I can't fault you guys for taking full advantage of it.
    STORY TIME!

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2794091&postcount=461

    I thought Hakkekage was evil so I tried to bandwagon her. She promised me that my face would be red if she turned up innocent and she statd she would give herself rosy cheeks and post her picture should I turn up innocent, which I did.

    It's only pride after all, right?

    I'm sorry I missed this! You both look so cute with rosy red cheeks :P

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So now that I'm back, is there anyone I should look to kill on night 1?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got bored one night and photoshopped both Hakkekage's and Ardor's be-rouged face into the middle of frogkitty. Not at the same time, so there was an Ardor Frogkitty and a Hakkekage Frogkitty.

    I deleted the resulting images for the good of mankind.
    The horror, the horror...

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So now that I'm back, is there anyone I should look to kill on night 1?
    Holy hell, YOU'RE BACK!

    We were wondering where you went off to last week.

    And I believe you should be going after Robothero because he had the Gabriel Gates in his phalla. :P

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Sign up 51
    Weee, looks fun!

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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sign me up!

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Roster has been updated to this point.

    Also had a clarification question:

    Can your rival leave the island if you are still alive?

    Answer: Yes, they can. Multiple people can choose the same rival, and that rival may not even know you exist. So if your rival leaves the island, they are considered 'dead' for all intensive purposes of that mechanic. If that's the case, it means you too can attempt to leave the island. More details will be in your role pms when we send them out.

    At this point, we're leaving the sign ups open 24 hours minimum to let people have the chance to sign up.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I hope I get the fork. I'd get some forky death on quick style.

    FORK OF TRUTH! RAAAAAWWWRRR! I must have the fork now.

    Well, I tired to post images of the Fork of Truth from my computer, but noooo, so I'm going to have to settle for the little avatar thingy.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    At this point, we're leaving the sign ups open 24 hours minimum to let people have the chance to sign up.
    24 hours from now, or 24 hours from when the post went up, i.e: in about 2 hours it'll close?

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    At this point, we're leaving the sign ups open 24 hours minimum to let people have the chance to sign up.
    24 hours from now, or 24 hours from when the post went up, i.e: in about 2 hours it'll close?

    At least for another 2 hours. After that, Mrblarney and I will figure out when the best time to start would be. It's likely going to be sometime tonight.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    2 hours! Oh please let it be 2 hours!

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Clarification: Will the mechanics for escaping the island to be explained in-game? I know you need to deactivate your collar, but what else?

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That will be partially explained in your role pms.

    Everyone in the game has at minimum, two win conditions:

    1) Be the last team standing (lone wolves each count as a team of 1)
    2) Escape the island

    Keep in mind that not very many people will have a chance at number 2, but the win condition is achievable.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    So Lone Wolves have the choice at attempting to leave the island?

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    So Lone Wolves have the choice at attempting to leave the island?

    Absolutely.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    "You have been given the role of a suicidal emo"

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ...eh.


    34.

    I will be the strong, silent type.

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    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

    There is maybe one weapon where such a thing could make sense, but I'll have to ask MrBlarney if it makes sense that a student would be happy to kill themselves.

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    Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

    There is maybe one weapon where such a thing could make sense, but I'll have to ask MrBlarney if it makes sense that a student would be happy to kill themselves.

    Don't a few kill themselves in the movie?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's a good way to win the game!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Plutonium had never been much of an athlete his whole life. He was more of a weight lifter himself, but mediocre at best. As he checked his wire to make sure it was taught, he sneaked up behind his intended prey. As he got close enough, he lunged, choking Tehspectre. As he choked the life out of his target, he taunted him saying “Let’s see you try to outrun THIS.”
    Stun gun :lol:
    FWD had a fuckin' UZI! You all would've been killed.

    STUN GUUUUNNNNS DO NOT SHOOOOT!

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

    There is maybe one weapon where such a thing could make sense, but I'll have to ask MrBlarney if it makes sense that a student would be happy to kill themselves.

    Don't a few kill themselves in the movie?

    Yeah, like 5.

    To be fair, they either had gimmick weapons or no weapons.

    Shit, one of them was armed with a headband.

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

    There is maybe one weapon where such a thing could make sense, but I'll have to ask MrBlarney if it makes sense that a student would be happy to kill themselves.

    Don't a few kill themselves in the movie?

    One tried to kill himself to get the 'lone wolf' and at least two couples committed suicide at various points. It didn't seem to make a lot of sense to make someone's win condition to find a length of rope and hang the two of you since you were lovers. At least to us.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    Shit, one of them was armed with a headband.

    Don't bring a headband to a megaphone fight?

    EDIT: Worst TOTP ever.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !sign up


    Put me down as #59.

    Wash on
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    Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    Kitano wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I have to ask. Can you attack yourself?

    There is maybe one weapon where such a thing could make sense, but I'll have to ask MrBlarney if it makes sense that a student would be happy to kill themselves.

    Don't a few kill themselves in the movie?

    One tried to kill himself to get the 'lone wolf' and at least two couples committed suicide at various points. It didn't seem to make a lot of sense to make someone's win condition to find a length of rope and hang the two of you since you were lovers. At least to us.

    Sounds like some creative failings on your part imo.

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You guys won't have any lack of targets in this game, what with 81 players right now and minimum 1 more hour of sign up time.

    Looks like the explosive weapons will really get some nice use in this game.

    EDIT: Dear Lord Cecil Eaglelaser,

    :v:

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    Seriously on
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    Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    You don't have the balls.

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    Seriously runs out of the compound and takes a quick look in his bag to see how he's going to stand victorious over everyone else.

    He pulls out some water, food, map, compass and a NERF bow and arrow.

    "Aw. crap."

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    You don't have the balls.

    BECAUSE I AM A GIRL I GET IT HAHAHAHHAHAH


    boom

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kitano wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    Seriously runs out of the compound and takes a quick look in his bag to see how he's going to stand victorious over everyone else.

    He pulls out some water, food, map, compass and a NERF bow and arrow.

    "Aw. crap."

    NERF'D?!

    I see your game now.


    Phalla-grudge anyone?

    I am lying I look foward to your game please don't kill me

    Seriously on
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    Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Look, I am going to kill myself first thing.


    With the nuclear weapon I have that will in fact kill you all it is on a dead switch you are fucked if you try and kill me.

    Convince me not to take my own life.

    You don't have the balls.

    BECAUSE I AM A GIRL I GET IT HAHAHAHHAHAH


    boom

    Don't get it.

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    KitanoKitano Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dear Seriously,

    You remember when Kitano decided to show everyone how the collars worked in the classroom?

    I think you see where I'm going with this.
    I won't kill you. However, I bet there's some peers of yours that would love the chance!

    Kitano on
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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    81 players? This is going to be legendary.

    I can't imagine how you're going to keep track of things though.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    81 players? This is going to be legendary.

    I can't imagine how you're going to keep track of things though.

    Blarney.

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