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bsjezz
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what se++ thread ideas have you had and just kind of passed up on because they were too much effort, or too insignificant, or you were afraid they'd get locked?
i was going to do a competition to write the best CSI: Miami opening segment (up until the YEAHHH! bit) but manifest never got back to me and i figured maybe it was a terrible idea
then i was going to follow up my salman rushdie thread with a Real Men of Literature series which would include a thread about Hemingway and one about Raymond Carver etc. etc. but i figured a series was a bit ambitious
then just now i was going to start one about water, but that was an awful idea
i was going to do a competition to write the best CSI: Miami opening segment (up until the YEAHHH! bit) but manifest never got back to me and i figured maybe it was a terrible idea
then i was going to follow up my salman rushdie thread with a Real Men of Literature series which would include a thread about Hemingway and one about Raymond Carver etc. etc. but i figured a series was a bit ambitious
then just now i was going to start one about water, but that was an awful idea
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Hah.
I am mean and drunk.
Then I thought that G&T would be much better for that.
That was the moment I knew that it should not be done.
But obviously I never do that.
My god.
How does japanese and american food differ?
I should make that thread, that would be awesome.
apple pie is awesome
that would be a terrible thread, they don't differ at all
I've had other threads that were successful in their own right, but I've never since touched the moon.
why is that thread allowed to exist
I thought that G&T tried to have some standards, at least
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=34441
Must've been tripping balls.
I've never seen uglytits.
AND NO THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION TO PM THEM TO ME.
If I wanted to see ugly tits I'd just go to uriels mom's house.
B-B-B-B-BURN
Can I self declare a burn?
Too bad, I already did.
this is the place where a dude started a thread about fucking trebuchets
and the stone-faced excuse was 'it's technology! medieval technology.'
Then I realised that of all the forums here, there is only one thread that is related to sport. I concluded that sport may not be a popular topic. So I scratched that.
Oh whats that?
That japanese cover for this game where I'm gonna run around and shoot blind hookers like they were, well, blind hookers, doesn't feature a gun on the cover, so it is better?
What the hell is wrong with you. That doesn't make it better, it missleads.
If I'm gonna go to town with a shotgun on some toothless broads face for 2 hours I wanna see my character humpin that pistol like it's a coked up lindsy lohan at the dress like a naked person festival.
Wait, lemme send you a PM
I'm drunk, and I got a folder of whorror and an itchy clickin finger
That way my friends don't see them because they know that my porn kills most mens labido.
Wait, I know whats wrong, I should be having a cigarette right now.
Fuck, what was I thinking?
Combination of this place just not being right for certain topics, while others I just haven't gotten around to making. Like the candy thread.
Who likes candy! And talking about political reform in the 2008 elections?
We are like little kids, and you can be the man with the van and the fun sized snickers.
I want some candy
There is no candy.
Where we're going, we're going to make something sweeter then candy.
Love.
Dirty, oily, illegal love.
but is there candy involved
I think it's two if you're talkin bout raisins and raisin bran.
No one ever talks about raisin bran.
What, is it uncool to talk about raisin bran?
you fuckin kids are lucky, growin up in an age when you get two scoops, and no one cares!
Back in my day we got half a scoop, four raisins per bowl of cereal, 5 if you were lucky.
But now, it's raisins everywhere and you take it for granted.
It must get caught up in your internets and pokeymans and hippity hop music.
I tell you, we would have loved 2 scoops of raisins. But no, we got a half scoop.
There was a war on then, thats what you kids need now. A war, thin your ranks, maybe your belt lines you fat sonsagreedybitches.
I don't know what the hell I'm even doing right now.
You be eatin' prunes gramps.
Thats like 35-40 raisins in a box man.
You kids always think you know everything.
The booze was to help me get to sleep.
As long as I fall asleep before 6 it will have worked.
You guys on the west coast too?