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best family story of the last several years:
thanksgiving dinner (which means all people in the extended family all together)
my cousin shows up with a short brunette girl
clearly some plastic surgery has been done to the face
she seems nice enough but the entire family is on edge
everyone is acting wierd and I can't figure out why
I didn't really talk to her but she seemed pretty friendly
we even did a yankee swap and i gave her the present i ended up with (this ergonomic pillow) because she wanted it
she and my cousin leave after dinner and presents and such
a family member leans in and says, "you know she's a porn star, right"
sure enough, she was a vivid girl
at christmas dinner
with an extremely conservative family
tl;dr famous porn actress at family christmas dinner
thanksgiving dinner (which means all people in the extended family all together)
my cousin shows up with a short brunette girl
clearly some plastic surgery has been done to the face
she seems nice enough but the entire family is on edge
everyone is acting wierd and I can't figure out why
I didn't really talk to her but she seemed pretty friendly
we even did a yankee swap and i gave her the present i ended up with (this ergonomic pillow) because she wanted it
she and my cousin leave after dinner and presents and such
a family member leans in and says, "you know she's a porn star, right"
sure enough, she was a vivid girl
at christmas dinner
with an extremely conservative family
tl;dr famous porn actress at family christmas dinner
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I mean, nothing really wrong with it
it is just not the norm.
in this context
as in the largest and most famous pornographic movie studio in the world
ALT TOPIC: POAST SKATE SHOES U WANT 2 BUY
this method worked perfectly here
lol cocks
i dont think they make any
sigh
sausage, probably
because dogg i wasn't posting at christmas time
i was on hiatus
hey i just looked online and apparently she was a PENTHOUSE PET whatever that is
EDIT: Fuck you Critical.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i just bought new arto's
they are so awesome
trees on them and such
more semen
your moms mouth
Fire.
"devon"?
I think that just means she was in Penthouse
the women in them are called pets
which would seem like degrading the women, but come on, they are already posing in penthouse
hells of ghetto shoes and so poorly made and bad quality but i want them anyway
if you can't get a boner for a porn star broad that's about to take your schlong up her kiester, you don't get to work in porn
A millionaire?
dogg she was like PET O' THE MONTH or some such
osiris oh yes
Anyways, your cousin brings joy to my heart.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_(porn_star)