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What would you do with 70 plush monkeys?

jmdbcooljmdbcool Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Photo 1:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/jmdbcool/abu1.jpg

Group pic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/jmdbcool/abu2.jpg

EDIT: One more pic-- every monkey, and CD for size comparison:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/jmdbcool/abu3.jpg


These Abu plush toys were being given out as a promotional item when Aladdin was re-released on DVD a little while back. I worked at a Best Buy at the time, where there were 70 of the creepy little things left over after the end of the promotion. I figured I could sell them on eBay or something, but they ended up sitting in my closet. I ran across them while doing some cleaning the other day, and I believe that their time has come.

So what would you do? Some interesting photos? Monkey bonfire? Epic prank? I'm looking for ideas here. If something really strikes me, I'll do it, and report back with full results.



oh god what have I done

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Send 1 monkey to the first 70 forumers to ask for one.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    or 70 to the first forumer to ask

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    stuff them full of rats you put in a blender and drop them off a parking structure

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    actually that is better

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  • jmdbcooljmdbcool Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Send 1 monkey to the first 70 forumers to ask for one.

    if they'd spring for shipping I might actually be down for that.

    'cause I have no moneys.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When we had about a million Stuart Little Plushies at the cinema, we created a Stuart little House of Horrors.

    We had one frozen, one encased in carbonite (frozen chocolate sauce - that was awesome) a functioning Stu on an electric chair, and many other grizzly deaths.

    We got in a fuckton of trouble when the manager found out.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You need to set them all up in a room all facing towards a person looking very nervously.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what WOULDN'T i do with 70 plush monkeys!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seventy plush bananas.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    what WOULDN'T i do with 70 plush monkeys!

    ...Eat them?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    plush monkey smoothie
    could be done

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  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think my sister's kids just shot up in their beds going MONKEY!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Step one: Make a catapult.
    Step two: Wait until some local elementary schoolers are at recess.
    Step three: Unleash hell.

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  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    plush monkey smoothie
    could be done

    Will it blend?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Step one: Make a catapult.
    Step two: Wait until some local elementary schoolers are at recess.
    Step three: Unleash hell.

    Step 1.5- Stuff them full of sharp objects.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hang them from a city monument.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cuddle with them in bed.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Or you can,

    Install 70 wireless pinhead cameras.

    Pass them out to 70 different beautiful womenz.

    Make sure they get placed in a good posistion.

    open a hot hot voyeur website

    Man, fuck that cat.

    Profit.

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Send them all to the PA office.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Step one: Make a catapult.
    Step two: Wait until some local elementary schoolers are at recess.
    Step three: Unleash hell.

    Step 1.5- Stuff them full of sharp objects.

    step 1.5a: and petrol

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I still have like 10 of those fuckers from when I worked at Best Buy..

    I think I gave them all to my dogs and let them chew them up.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Make flying fiery Abu death.

    Or try to freeze them with liquid nitrogen and shatter plush.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Staple their hands together, one after another, so they make a chain. Then attach the top monkey to a flagpole and fly it high. A chain of monkeys 30 feet long. Then put a big barrel underneath it and call it "art."

    If you're lucky you just might get a grant out of it.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what about those monkeys that can cling together

    plastic monkeys

    like plastic toy soldiers

    what are they called again

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That was the exact damn point I tried to make in my previous post. And they were called "barrel full of monkeys."

    Thus the barrel.

    Gawd.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MONKEY STACKS!

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ok ok ok

    tonight set them up in your neighbors yard, all facing the door

    then hide with a camera when they try to go to work

    put the video of them freaking out on youtube

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh my God, TOI, I think you just touched upon genius. I know its genius because its salted liberally with madness.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Oh my God, TOI, I think you just touched upon genius. I know its genius because its salted liberally with madness.

    Madness?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    God didn't we do that the other night already?

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    God didn't we do that the other night already?

    Find ourselves in the sweaty throes of coitus? Yes. Yes we did.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well, I was talking about the Madness/Sparta thing, but yeah, coitus too.

    I was worried you'd forgotten seeing as you never called me back.

    *Poutface.*

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Well, I was talking about the Madness/Sparta thing, but yeah, coitus too.

    I was worried you'd forgotten seeing as you never called me back.

    *Poutface.*

    YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Well, I was talking about the Madness/Sparta thing, but yeah, coitus too.

    I was worried you'd forgotten seeing as you never called me back.

    *Poutface.*

    YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY.

    JUST BECAUSE YOUR DAD'S IN PRISON DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T GET MARRIED, SALLY.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    implale them all on sticks and put them in your lawn in 2 rows, and make little placards to attach to each stick saying

    'I am Spartacus'

    find the inner crazy-monkey man in your heart.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Create the world's first 70-headed stuffed monkey.

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  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Create the world's first 70-headed stuffed monkey.

    Alternatively, the world's first 70-butted stuffed monkey.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    implale them all on sticks and put them in your lawn in 2 rows, and make little placards to attach to each stick saying

    'I am Spartacus'

    find the inner crazy-monkey man in your heart.

    This.

    You should do this.

    Do it.

    Alternatively, I like the monkey catapult idea.

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  • Edgler VessEdgler Vess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    List them on ebay with a starting bid of 35 cents as Dog Toys, use the Money to buy the New Orange Box (HL2) when it comes out.

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