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I am the next MacGyver.

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
I need to walk to the store today to get myself some dandruff shampoo, cold medicine, and some groceries. Unfortunately my shorts are really big and fall down if you don't hitch them up every minute. I can't carry two bags of stuff and hitch up my pants at the same time. A belt is not an option because I don't have one.

Then two minutes ago I came up with a solution that would make MacGyver proud. I ripped the USB cable out of my printer and laptop and tied it around my waste. Now my pants seem to be safely in place so I can carry groceries from the store without my pants falling down.

Now share stories of your MacGyveresque triumphs.

Treeloot on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Buy a belt cockgobbler

    Hunter on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Isn't that just being poor and dumb?

    lostwords on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    That's not McGuyver, that's Jimbo Jones

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    thread does not deliver.


    let's talk about pokemon instead. I like squirtle

    snap on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You don't have a belt?
    What are you, poor?
    Get a job you poor son of a bitch.

    Zombot on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yea, what they said.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You tied your USB cable around some excrement and think you're MacGyver? Die.

    Aslan on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MacGyver did cool shit.

    Using a rope to hold up your pants isn't in the same league.

    You're more like the next Larry the Cable Guy.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You make crappy threads.

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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    You don't have a belt?
    What are you, poor?
    Get a job you poor son of a bitch.

    For your information I am in college and I left all 3 of my belts at home.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man that isn't MacGuyver at all

    also MACGUYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    You don't have a belt?
    What are you, poor?
    Get a job you poor son of a bitch.

    For your information I am in college and I left all 3 of my belts at home.

    Too bad. Sounds like your mom still has one leg free.

    Aslan on
    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    did you forget your NES controller belt buckle or something
    also were you wearing a NINTENDO REHABILITATION CENTRE t-shirt

    you just come off as one of those people who would

    I... I have that shirt D:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    You don't have a belt?
    What are you, poor?
    Get a job you poor son of a bitch.

    For your information I am in college and I left all 3 of my belts at home.

    So you are a dumb shit.

    Congratulations on discovering the ancient Chinese secret of using a cord or length of rope tied around your waist to keep your pants on. You must make your parents so proud.

    Hunter on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    guess what retard

    we have a word for "a length of material used to hold up one's trousers"

    that word is belt

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    modeling the latest in hobo fashions doesn't make you MacGuyver

    it makes you Chester J. Lampwick

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Did you make the USB cable out of bubble gum, trash bag twist-ties and a hooker?

    Because if you did, then you'd be MacGyver-esque.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Where's Joon?

    We need shots of the Simpsons episode where Bart's got a high-tech uberbelt, and the bully's just got an extension chord.

    TheySlashThem on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i once had a pair of pants lose a button in the middle of the day at school, and i had no belt

    so i used 2 paper-clips, 3 staples, and a small length of thread from the torn bottom of the pants to hold them up for the rest of the day

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Poor people always have suits.

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  • TheOneWhoStoodUpTheOneWhoStoodUp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    _______moe wrote: »
    That's not McGuyver, that's Jimbo Jones

    Hey man, he's raggin' on your cord!

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    That's pretty far out, man!
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i once had a pair of pants lose a button in the middle of the day at school, and i had no belt

    so i used 2 paper-clips, 3 staples, and a small length of thread from the torn bottom of the pants to hold them up for the rest of the day

    now see THAT is Macguyvering

    TheySlashThem on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    did you forget your NES controller belt buckle or something
    also were you wearing a NINTENDO REHABILITATION CENTRE t-shirt

    you just come off as one of those people who would

    I... I have that shirt D:
    Haha oh my god

    sometimes I get you two confused, so this quote tree is weird for me

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man how in the hell do you confuse Shoe and TFS?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man how in the hell do you confuse Shoe and TFS?

    yeah she's fat and gay (or something I'm not sure what it is with tfs), and I'm just fat

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TFS is from the island of misfit toys

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Now I have a mental image of some hobo trying to tie a USB cable around his waste.

    DMAC on
  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i once had a pair of pants lose a button in the middle of the day at school, and i had no belt

    so i used 2 paper-clips, 3 staples, and a small length of thread from the torn bottom of the pants to hold them up for the rest of the day

    now thats MacGyver!

    [edit] Damn you thatdudeoverthere!

    Dakal on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man how in the hell do you confuse Shoe and TFS?

    they both post a lot and are kind of dorks

    I guess

    I mean I know who they are, they just both occupy the same category in my mind

    like defender/rank and wam/sheri

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey guys I take photographs would you like to see them

    I put a border around them

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    racist

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Where's Joon?

    We need shots of the Simpsons episode where Bart's got a high-tech uberbelt, and the bully's just got an extension chord.

    "He's turning left!"

    Ruckus on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey guys I take photographs would you like to see them

    I put a border around them

    you are only exacerbating the situation

    Skull Man on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I held the gear shift on my bike together for a week with a combination of paper clip, gum, and a stick.
    Then it broke again and I just zip-tied it on.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    hey guys I take photographs would you like to see them

    I put a border around them

    you are only exacerbating the situation
    that's the joke, you dumbass

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goddammit Skull Man

    Rage on
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