I need to walk to the store today to get myself some dandruff shampoo, cold medicine, and some groceries. Unfortunately my shorts are really big and fall down if you don't hitch them up every minute. I can't carry two bags of stuff and hitch up my pants at the same time. A belt is not an option because I don't have one.
Then two minutes ago I came up with a solution that would make MacGyver proud. I ripped the USB cable out of my printer and laptop and tied it around my waste. Now my pants seem to be safely in place so I can carry groceries from the store without my pants falling down.
You don't have a belt?
What are you, poor?
Get a job you poor son of a bitch.
For your information I am in college and I left all 3 of my belts at home.
So you are a dumb shit.
Congratulations on discovering the ancient Chinese secret of using a cord or length of rope tied around your waist to keep your pants on. You must make your parents so proud.
I held the gear shift on my bike together for a week with a combination of paper clip, gum, and a stick.
Then it broke again and I just zip-tied it on.
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let's talk about pokemon instead. I like squirtle
What are you, poor?
Get a job you poor son of a bitch.
Steam
Using a rope to hold up your pants isn't in the same league.
You're more like the next Larry the Cable Guy.
For your information I am in college and I left all 3 of my belts at home.
also MACGUYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Too bad. Sounds like your mom still has one leg free.
I... I have that shirt
So you are a dumb shit.
Congratulations on discovering the ancient Chinese secret of using a cord or length of rope tied around your waist to keep your pants on. You must make your parents so proud.
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we have a word for "a length of material used to hold up one's trousers"
that word is belt
it makes you Chester J. Lampwick
Because if you did, then you'd be MacGyver-esque.
We need shots of the Simpsons episode where Bart's got a high-tech uberbelt, and the bully's just got an extension chord.
so i used 2 paper-clips, 3 staples, and a small length of thread from the torn bottom of the pants to hold them up for the rest of the day
Hey man, he's raggin' on your cord!
now see THAT is Macguyvering
sometimes I get you two confused, so this quote tree is weird for me
yeah she's fat and gay (or something I'm not sure what it is with tfs), and I'm just fat
now thats MacGyver!
[edit] Damn you thatdudeoverthere!
AIM: Yarrfooey
they both post a lot and are kind of dorks
I guess
I mean I know who they are, they just both occupy the same category in my mind
like defender/rank and wam/sheri
I put a border around them
"He's turning left!"
you are only exacerbating the situation
Then it broke again and I just zip-tied it on.