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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i could really use a 360 :winky:

    Get a job you grubby little parasite.

    i would but i can't till i'm 16

    Zephyr on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i could really use a 360 :winky:

    Get a job you grubby little parasite.

    i would but i can't till i'm 16

    Ugh, I feel so old. :(

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    but, druhim, i've heard promises like these before!
    how can i be 100% sure that my money will result in your promises?
    I will post pictures of my satisfied smile after consuming said pho
    Paypal works just fine
    What are you waiting for?

    Yo, Druhim. PM me your Paypal info. But I demand pho-tos.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    but, druhim, i've heard promises like these before!
    how can i be 100% sure that my money will result in your promises?
    I will post pictures of my satisfied smile after consuming said pho
    Paypal works just fine
    What are you waiting for?

    Yo, Druhim. PM me your Paypal info. But I demand pho-tos.
    man you don't need to paypal me monies

    I'll just take pics next time I go for pho

    If I'm not distracted by the deliciousness

    Druhim on
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    but, druhim, i've heard promises like these before!
    how can i be 100% sure that my money will result in your promises?
    I will post pictures of my satisfied smile after consuming said pho
    Paypal works just fine
    What are you waiting for?

    Yo, Druhim. PM me your Paypal info. But I demand pho-tos.

    That was a delicious pun.

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    And that was a nice double-entendre.


    Anyway, Druhim, you can do that, but then I might feel bad about photoshopping dicks over the noodles.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i could really use a 360 :winky:

    Get a job you grubby little parasite.

    i would but i can't till i'm 16

    That is a weak-ass bullshit excuse and you fucking know it.

    Go mow some yards, or deliver some papers.


    lazy little bitch.


    I was starting my own fucking business empire at your age.

    Stale on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    necroSYS wrote: »
    And that was a nice double-entendre.


    Anyway, Druhim, you can do that, but then I might feel bad about photoshopping dicks over the noodles.
    you're not only welcome but invited to do so

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    fuck there went my pork bellies

    Shoulda invested in OJ

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    fuck there went my pork bellies

    Shoulda invested in OJ

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    fuck there went my pork bellies

    Shoulda invested in OJ

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Even in those fantasy stock games that Yahoo! has, I still always lost money. This is why I stay the fuck away from stocks.

    Or maybe I should call up Bitterman...

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a fucking wizard with stocks

    I just need a better paying job so I can invest more.

    Stale on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    dear misbehavin

    I am very poor

    can I have some money please?

    Raneados on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm a fucking wizard with stocks

    I just need a better paying job so I can invest more.
    This does not surprise me, given your clear ability to read markets in WoW.

    I too am good with stocks, but I am far too much of a pussy to risk a significant amount of real money.

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey Stale

    I have 40k just lying around

    you think you could make some money with that bullshit or what

    Talon on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    godamnit you rich assholes why do you have so much money

    Raneados on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm a fucking wizard with stocks

    I just need a better paying job so I can invest more.
    This does not surprise me, given your clear ability to read markets in WoW.

    I too am good with stocks, but I am far too much of a pussy to risk a significant amount of real money.

    Take a small amount, relatively speaking, and invest in a moderate risk stock you feel good about.

    If you only risk say $1500, and that buys 180 shares or so.

    After a week, it takes a moderate leap. say 15%. Not at all out of the realm of possibility.

    You just made 225 bucks.



    Not a huge sum of money, but it's a nice night out with your boyfriend.

    or part of a car payment.


    That intial trepidation fades.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    but stale what if I lose EVERYTHING

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    hey Stale

    I have 40k just lying around

    you think you could make some money with that bullshit or what

    I don't touch other peoples money.

    Ever.


    I learned that the hard way.



    But if that were my money, then yes, I could earn you a nice return on that 95% of the time.

    Stale on
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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey Stale what if you just gave out free advise that earned you special donations from me pending on how well said money does on said advise

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    slippery slope you're on there.

    loose footing.

    steep drop.


    not entirely comfortable.

    Stale on
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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I actually just want somebody to show me what the hell is going on

    I am capable of making informed decisions

    Talon on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    at 40k, most investment firms will give free intial advice.

    Take that and go to Etrade.


    Hell, Etrade might even offer that now.

    Stale on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    yeah Stale knows what he's talking about

    people act all, "hey it's cool I won't hold you responsible just give me your opinion you're a smart guy"
    then when they suffer a significant loss, "you fucker why did you tell me to invest in that trash stock?"
    people don't think clearly when they've just lost large sums of money

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man I want to join the yacht club, but my money is currently invested in the pay off medschool loans plan for the forseeable future.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    tl;dr op

    you know that your stock isn't actually "WORTH" that much

    it's worth as much as someone's willing to pay for it

    which tomorrow could be five bucks a share again

    150cc on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so I think we can all reach the consensus

    that jim kramer is crazy
    crazy awesome

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If everyone joins the yatch club, who will we look down on?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well I said I can't join yet so you can look down on me for a few years.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One person to look down on?

    We'll have to take turns.


    That sucks.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tomorrow I start 58 hour work weeks.

    Mad money biatches.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    tl;dr op

    you know that your stock isn't actually "WORTH" that much

    it's worth as much as someone's willing to pay for it

    which tomorrow could be five bucks a share again

    Except the purchase order just went through, and I know have $57,273.84 sitting in my account.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    re: OP,

    50 grand after taxes? That's fucking criminal! You earned 120k and you deserve every penny of it!

    Fucking government!

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    re: OP,

    50 grand after taxes? That's fucking criminal! You earned 120k and you deserve every penny of it!

    Fucking government!

    I only sold slightly under 50% of the shares I owned.

    I made about 58K before taxes, and will lose about 18K in taxes, leaving me with 40Kish. My accountant will figure out the details.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TO: Everyone who told me to sell

    The stock, in pre-market trading, it up $0.87.

    If the stock soars another $3.00, I will be somewhat disappointed. Fortunately, I didn't sell all of the stock.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I say you buy us all a 360, Money Bags Joe.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    So have we made it a rule where the rich forumites buy the non-rich ones things off wishlists?

    If so then I know a certain someone that wouldn't mind some stuff.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    re: OP,

    50 grand after taxes? That's fucking criminal! You earned 120k and you deserve every penny of it!

    Fucking government!

    I only sold slightly under 50% of the shares I owned.

    I made about 58K before taxes, and will lose about 18K in taxes, leaving me with 40Kish. My accountant will figure out the details.

    Ah, ok.

    I've been huffing petroleum all morning so I have almost no idea what's going on anymore.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    On the hand, I wonder how irritating it gets being asked "Hey dude buy me shit" all the time after coming into money.

    On the other hand, I feel like bragging about how much money one now has is somewhat inviting it.

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