I am the next Macy Gray

DasHanselHM

I try to say goodbye and I choke...


So I was at work yesterday and decided to get high out of my mind and sing popish songs in a gravely voice. Anyone else experience this recently?

Talon

getting high yes

being an ass no

Jordyn

I hope you say goodbye and choke.

Seph

By the Next Macy Gray do you mean you will annoy us for 2 years then leave

skip to the end

Air

hey


amazing

Harrier

I was kind of expecting TFS to be the OP.

Druhim

I want to shit in this thread so much.

Captain Crunch

That sounds like something a fag would do.

Zephyr

how high

Pony

Seph wrote: »

By the Next Macy Gray do you mean you will annoy us for 2 years then leave

skip to the end

man i was gonna do this

be like "so you are going to have 1 hit song that somehow justifies a cameo in a spiderman movie and then you will disappear from the pop culture radar forever? because if so skip to the good part"

but seph you and i are of a kind and you thought of such a comment first

also

man the first time i heard macy gray on the radio i thought it was an old woman singing. i didn't think "wow, what a unique, gravelly voice!" i thought "jesus who let this novelty act on the airwaves. 60 year old women have no place in pop music"

The Otaku Suppository

DasHanselHM

It's okay, shit away, I just saw the MacGuyver thread and had a horrible idea. Since I hadn't made a horrible thread in a while I decided why the fuck not.

Pony

DasHanselHM wrote: »

It's okay, shit away, I just saw the MacGuyver thread and had a horrible idea. Since I hadn't made a horrible thread in a while I decided why the fuck not.

in terms of shitty threads you could've done worse

DasHanselHM

Pony wrote: »

DasHanselHM wrote: »

It's okay, shit away, I just saw the MacGuyver thread and had a horrible idea. Since I hadn't made a horrible thread in a while I decided why the fuck not.

in terms of shitty threads you could've done worse

And I have in the past.

Seph

Pony wrote: »

Seph wrote: »

By the Next Macy Gray do you mean you will annoy us for 2 years then leave

skip to the end

man i was gonna do this

be like "so you are going to have 1 hit song that somehow justifies a cameo in a spiderman movie and then you will disappear from the pop culture radar forever? because if so skip to the good part"

but seph you and i are of a kind and you thought of such a comment first

also

man the first time i heard macy gray on the radio i thought it was an old woman singing. i didn't think "wow, what a unique, gravelly voice!" i thought "jesus who let this novelty act on the airwaves. 60 year old women have no place in pop music"

man i was so close to mentioning the spider man cameo

like so close

Talon

I'd rather take this than some 60 page megathread about some specific topic I don't care about

least this has an option of getting awesome really quick

Rankenphile

necroSYS

Air, that girl in your sig reminds me of The Grudge.


Do you have any pictures of her with her jaw ripped off and her tongue hanging down?

TIA

Talon

awesome met

Pony

rank i don't know what that is

i don't even know how i feel about it

Rankenphile

the only thing separating that woman's nipples and the floor is a fannypack

Pony

oh my god she's a dwarf

i thought it was a fat child

i don't know if i'm more horrified this way

DasHanselHM

Walmart special: matching bra and fanny pack only 19.88!

Show him how you really feel and keep your saggy ass breasts off of his cock!

Rankenphile

I wanna follow that bitch into the parking lot and beat her until she tells me where the fuck the pot of gold is

Wren

my god its a troll. get some acid or fire

naporeon

The first time I heard Macy Gray was when I was going to school in Pullman. I had just moved into an apartment in an old house, with fucking paper-thin walls and floors. The fucking woman upstairs, who had an abusive cocksucker of a boyfriend, finally got dumped...and then spent about a month listening to this song for hours on end. Over and over again. For hours. I would go up, she'd answer the door (clearly having been crying), and I'd ask her to turn it down. She'd turn it down for about 30 minutes, then turn it right back up again.

Fuck I hate that fucking song.

Rankenphile

Pony wrote: »

oh my god she's a dwarf

i thought it was a fat child

i don't know if i'm more horrified this way

she looks to be at least five foot tall, judging by the counter she's next to

Raneados

god rufio was one the best things ever

EVER

Pony

Wren wrote: »

my god its a troll. get some acid or fire

man i am hoping with the 4th edition of D&D they don't change that about the troll

it's classic

as much D&D as magic missiles and beholders

Wren

4th edition comes out and 25+ monster manuals will be junk

Pony

naporeon wrote: »

The first time I heard Macy Gray was when I was going to school in Pullman. I had just moved into an apartment in an old house, with fucking paper-thin walls and floors. The fucking woman upstairs, who had an abusive cocksucker of a boyfriend, finally got dumped...and then spent about a month listening to this song for hours on end. Over and over again. For hours. I would go up, she'd answer the door (clearly having been crying), and I'd ask her to turn it down. She'd turn it down for about 30 minutes, then turn it right back up again.

Fuck I hate that fucking song.

napo maybe if you would've hugged her

maybe put it in her a little

maybe she would've stopped

Pony

Wren wrote: »

4th edition comes out and 25+ monster manuals will be junk

itt we exagerrate with multiples of 5

Raneados

hey pony where you been dude

FAQ

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanna follow that bitch into the parking lot and beat her until she tells me where the fuck the pot of gold is

and if it's in her vagina, what then?

Wren

Pony wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

4th edition comes out and 25+ monster manuals will be junk

itt we exagerrate with multiples of 5

in these five threads we exaggerate five times in multiples of five times five

Rankenphile

FAQ wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanna follow that bitch into the parking lot and beat her until she tells me where the fuck the pot of gold is

and if it's in her vagina, what then?

impossible

that thing can't have a vagina

that thing can't have anything remotely similar to things I've masturbated to

Wren

wait shit what, pony you're posting here again?

Pony

FAQ wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanna follow that bitch into the parking lot and beat her until she tells me where the fuck the pot of gold is

and if it's in her vagina, what then?

naporeon

Pony wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

The first time I heard Macy Gray was when I was going to school in Pullman. I had just moved into an apartment in an old house, with fucking paper-thin walls and floors. The fucking woman upstairs, who had an abusive cocksucker of a boyfriend, finally got dumped...and then spent about a month listening to this song for hours on end. Over and over again. For hours. I would go up, she'd answer the door (clearly having been crying), and I'd ask her to turn it down. She'd turn it down for about 30 minutes, then turn it right back up again.

Fuck I hate that fucking song.

napo maybe if you would've hugged her

maybe put it in her a little

maybe she would've stopped

No.

She hated me.

I went upstairs once when I heard the unmistakable sounds of her boyfriend slapping her around. I politely tried to defuse the situation. He jumped me, and she threatened to call the cops.

On me.

I have all the sympathy in the world for abused women, really. But what a fucking twat.

Raneados

I think pony was banned hilariously for a little bit

coldbird.

use tongs