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No Friendship Bracelet For You
Muse Among Men
Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
Ever bitten a friend? Thrown a book at a 'best bud'? Burned down their house or kicked their baby? Pretended to have no money in your wallet so that they would pay for your food/movie ticket/whatever??? Congratulations! You are a horrible friend!
So, what have you done to make yourself undeserving of human companionship and a nifty, multicolored friendship bracelet?
So, what have you done to make yourself undeserving of human companionship and a nifty, multicolored friendship bracelet?
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is that bad
there ain't no ex- prefix there
so you were balling his current girlfriend
i dunno that sounds pretty bad tube
ex-girlfriend maybe okay
current girlfriend?
pretty bad
That sucks.
ha-ha!
When did you come back?
I've informed landlords of my friends blatant lease violations so they'd get evicted and I could get their place.
I then rented 2 of the bedrooms back to them at an inflated rate.
That was a pretty dick move on my part. They never caught on though, so to them I saved the day.
he moved away
so
ex
If anything it means you can't be horrible friend.
Hmm, I have bitten friends, pushed some into rosebushes (and laughed), and prefer to think they [my friends] are incapable of feeling sad or depressed because I would have nothing to say and that would be awkward.
moving away don't necessarily end the relationship
unless ending the relationship was a component of him moving
gotta be clear about these things tube
because personally i don't see nothin' wrong about ballin' a dude's ex depending on the circumstance of their relationship ending
current girlfriend is pretty bad though
context, man, context.
sometimes it makes you a total douchebag
sometimes it can even place you as a stand up guy
situation is important
it's part of my charm
explain a situation in which fucking someone's ex makes you a classy dude
"A few years." "And you've never done anything about it?" "Nah."
I ended up hooking up with her the next night.
That relationship ends, and one of his exes, who he hasn't dated for five fucking years, gets a hold of me to hang out. We're currently dating.
Party dickish on my part, partly him not being able to mentally evolve past the age of 16, even though he's 24.
explain how many goddamn virgins you've dated
seriously, you're a fucking retard
but the thing is we don't think we are cuntish to each other
we just don't behave like a bunch of dudes who jerk each other off
so basically all my friends are bad friends, apparently
see, wook is in the know
this is how close friends should treat each other
I can't make heads or tails of this response
are you saying the choices are fucking a friend's ex or fucking a virgin
because this is what we call a false choice fallacy
there's a latin name but I can't remember it
She isn't really my friend so I don't think this counts very much.
seriously
although like this is a surprise to anyone
he's saying that every girl is either a virgin or somebody's ex, moron.
except you never once said anything about a friend's ex
you said that dating someone's ex makes you low rent
which implies that somehow it is only classy to date a virgin, in your eyes
which implies you have multiple scars from tooth-brushing accidents
some of my friends i'm an asshole to because i don't really like them. other friends i'm an asshole to because it's apparently beyond my ability to control.
there's a small group of friends i'm an asshole to but only in a joking fashion.
Well technically,
Not all relationships end after sex.
Being assholes to each other but still being cool is basically the meaning of friendship.
Cheesy.
or a rape victim
I'm willing to bed cash money that every relationship Skull Man has been in has ended almost immediately after sex.
unless of course I was posting in the "dick things you've done to your friends thread"
and my statement was in direct response to tube saying he'd fucked a friend's ex
why gosh
that'd take some inference, that would
good golly
"Twit"
"Dumbass"
"You Whore"
"Bitch"
"Fatsy"
"Yo toothpick!"
You get the idea. It's nothing terrible, but we aren't very good at being endearing towards each other in more 'feminine' ways.
Cat licker? Ended before sex.
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