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holy shit it's a space virus get in the van

ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat
Mon Sep 17, 11:23 PM ET

LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.
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Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a “strange odor,” local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

“Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned,” he said.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    omg fark

    Talon on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    buzz buzz nooooo

    Garlic Bread on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    aaahhhhhhh

    Meissnerd on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's Venom you guys

    or the guy from Men in Black

    or a clefairy

    Meissnerd on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mars attacks!

    M.D. on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    andromeda strain

    Randall_Flagg on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw this:zombies.jpg

    first thing when I woke up this morning.

    I'm disappointed that it has not advanced to full blown zombie virus yet. Just people throwing up, some going blind.

    Fedora on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The AP has a video on it.

    It really would be interesting if in the coming days those Peru folk suddenly died and there were major quarantines called in.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mars pregnancy test orbits Earth

    what

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's Peru.

    Who cares.

    Drez on
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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    It's Peru.

    Who cares.

    that's what the gay zombie aliens want you to think

    pretty soon all of peru will be taken over by gay zombie aliens

    then south america

    then mexico

    THEN AMERICA

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    But they stop at the Canadian border.

    I mean, even zombies think we're cool.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    but they have to go through canada to get to alaska

    Zephyr on
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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    but they have to go through canada to get to alaska

    They make boats out of the dead zombies, and go around.

    Orestes on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    zombies aren't that smart

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    zombies aren't that smart

    Fine, they would pass through Canada not harming anything in it's path.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    I saw this:zombies.jpg

    first thing when I woke up this morning.

    I'm disappointed that it has not advanced to full blown zombie virus yet. Just people throwing up, some going blind.

    Pet1.jpg

    Pony on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    I saw this:zombies.jpg

    first thing when I woke up this morning.

    I'm disappointed that it has not advanced to full blown zombie virus yet. Just people throwing up, some going blind.

    This is just the first stage. I suggest you start preparing to shoot up some zombies and scout out a good fort.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wait

    shit

    if people are going blind, this could be a triffid problem

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    coincidentally

    this is what i am doing the last weekend of october:

    http://airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=43713

    zombie larp

    with airsoft guns

    (i'm a zombie)

    Pony on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If only these meteorites would fall onto those darn turrests!

    Lucky Cynic on
  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    386.png?

    Soup on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NO. The Poketards will try to defend it or something, but claiming that it is an endangered species or some shtick like that.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    seriously

    triffids

    we had better watch out, duders

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    coincidentally

    this is what i am doing the last weekend of october:

    http://airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=43713

    zombie larp

    with airsoft guns

    (i'm a zombie)

    Try not to kill yourself this time. ;-)

    Fedora on
  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    I saw this:zombies.jpg

    first thing when I woke up this morning.

    I'm disappointed that it has not advanced to full blown zombie virus yet. Just people throwing up, some going blind.

    Pet1.jpg

    Dude, I live 10 minutes up the road from there... NOT THAT SAFE.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    coincidentally

    this is what i am doing the last weekend of october:

    http://airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=43713

    zombie larp

    with airsoft guns

    (i'm a zombie)

    Try not to kill yourself this time. ;-)

    here's hoping

    apparently the new field has less in the way of earthworks

    so not so much unexpected 5 foot trenches fucking up my ankles

    Pony on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It would rule to get sick from a space virus.

    even if you died. I mean I'd just have my tombstone read "DIED FROM A SPACE VIRUS"

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    It would rule to get sick from a space virus.

    even if you died. I mean I'd just have my tombstone read "DIED FROM A SPACE VIRUS"

    i want to die via meteor strike

    not from a space virus, i mean a meteor hits me directly and just turns me into a smoldering crater

    nobody else, just me

    like i got punched by god himself

    people would remember

    Pony on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    It would rule to get sick from a space virus.

    even if you died. I mean I'd just have my tombstone read "DIED FROM A SPACE VIRUS"

    i want to die via meteor strike

    not from a space virus, i mean a meteor hits me directly and just turns me into a smoldering crater

    nobody else, just me

    like i got punched by god himself

    people would remember
    Would you get what few remnants of your body there were put in a tiny box?

    Or...just like leave them there as a warning or just a "YEAH THAT METEOR HIT ME WOAH" thingy?

    Wallhitter on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    It would rule to get sick from a space virus.

    even if you died. I mean I'd just have my tombstone read "DIED FROM A SPACE VIRUS"

    i want to die via meteor strike

    not from a space virus, i mean a meteor hits me directly and just turns me into a smoldering crater

    nobody else, just me

    like i got punched by god himself

    people would remember

    Here Lies Pony: Godsmacked

    ?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    there would be no remains

    i would be totally vaporized

    there would just be a smoking crater

    maybe enough ashes to make into a lifegem

    (http://lifegem.com/)

    Pony on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killed by an asteroid, turned into a gem? Not bad.

    Wallhitter on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    It would rule to get sick from a space virus.

    even if you died. I mean I'd just have my tombstone read "DIED FROM A SPACE VIRUS"

    i want to die via meteor strike

    not from a space virus, i mean a meteor hits me directly and just turns me into a smoldering crater

    nobody else, just me

    like i got punched by god himself

    people would remember

    Here Lies Pony: Godsmacked

    ?
    :^:

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    has a symbiote joke been made yet?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Killed by an asteroid, turned into a gem? Not bad.

    yeah man

    some dudes want to drive a cadillac off a cliff playing guitar and fighting a dinosaur

    that's how they want to go

    me

    i want to be rended to ashes by celestial forces and be turned into an eternal gem

    Pony on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WE ARE VENOM

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    has a symbiote joke been made yet?

    yep

    page 1 even

    Pony on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    coincidentally

    this is what i am doing the last weekend of october:

    http://airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=43713

    zombie larp

    with airsoft guns

    (i'm a zombie)

    I'm getting some major deja vu here

    Green on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    dang then

    Faricazy on
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