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Fucking your coworkers.

DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Some people use their workplace as a dating pool, and others avoid coworkers like the plague. What's your take on it?

Personally I had the best relationship I've even been in by dating a girl I used to work with. And the sex after a long day of working together was damn good. But, being together so often did put a strain on the relationship after she quit. Would I date/fuck a coworker again? Yes I would.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This thread is deeply ironic to me.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Never dip your pen in the company ink.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I usually end up working with fat dudes or other fat dudes.

    I do not fuck my co-workers.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I am a powerhouse of useless knowledge.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I am a powerhouse of useless knowledge.

    hi5, me too.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Prove it.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The man who voiced Loxley in Fallout also voiced Lord Bravery of Freakazoid fame, as well as Drizzt in the Baldur's Gate games.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The skin in your ear canal grows outward, instead of up, acting as a natural conveyor belt of sorts for earwax.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You guys are pretty good.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mark Twain was born on the exact day that Halley's Comet made one of its appearances. He died on the exact day it made its next appearance.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The other day I was at Sam Goody with Whippy and noticed that Spin magazine had two members from Rilo Kiley on the cover. I was talking with Whippy about how one of the band members was on Salute Your Shorts, and the girl behind the counter wasn't old enough to know what that was. It was a little unsettling.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Augustus Ceasar Octavian was scared to the point of nausea when he saw boiled vegetables and would have nothing to do with them.

    (I made that up, but it sounds authentic.)

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    We get all sorts of extremely hot lab interns from UW all the time.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    A benchmark is a point of known elevation that is used in surveying. Data on every benchmark in the country is kept in Washington, D.C.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cement is made in quarter-mile long cylindrical kilns.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Limestone is the most abundant mineral resource in the world.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The word "sinister" comes from the latin "sinistra," meaning "left."

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Dexter," the latin for "right," is the root of the word "dexterous."

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I remember! :(

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tar is only truly a solid at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I remember! :(

    That's because you're a good friend.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I remember! :(

    That's because you're a good friend.

    Also cuz it's more fun to tease Navy guys.

    Also: I know why you know so much about cement.

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    Oh shits, time for work.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The man who voiced Loxley in Fallout also voiced Lord Bravery of Freakazoid fame, as well as Drizzt in the Baldur's Gate games.

    Which guy was Loxley again? I finished the game just over a week ago and I already forgot.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    You fucked all the other Seabees, Shorty?

    Nah, I had a wife for that when I was still in the navy.

    Alternatively: It's not gay if it's underway.

    Also: I'm seriously impressed that someone finally fucking remembered not only that I wasn't in the damn army, but that I was in the Seabees.

    I remember! :(

    That's because you're a good friend.

    Also cuz it's more fun to tease Navy guys.

    Also: I know why you know so much about cement.

    sheriemote.gif

    Oh shits, time for work.

    And concrete!

    Asphalt, tar, and asphalt emulsions are referred to collectively as "bitumens".

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    The man who voiced Loxley in Fallout also voiced Lord Bravery of Freakazoid fame, as well as Drizzt in the Baldur's Gate games.

    Which guy was Loxley again? I finished the game just over a week ago and I already forgot.

    Loxley is a thief who works in The Hub.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    The man who voiced Loxley in Fallout also voiced Lord Bravery of Freakazoid fame, as well as Drizzt in the Baldur's Gate games.

    Which guy was Loxley again? I finished the game just over a week ago and I already forgot.

    Loxley is a thief who works in The Hub.

    I seriously don't remember him :S. But I did rush through a hell of a lot of content.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Trojan Magnum condoms are not actually longer or wider around than regular condoms. The only difference is a larger reservoir tip, allowing a little more breathing room at the top.

    Magnum XLs, however, are actually bigger.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bah, circle of theives, right, however I have terrible lock picking skill and no explosives to blow the doors up with. Oh well :(.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The other day I was at Sam Goody with Whippy and noticed that Spin magazine had two members from Rilo Kiley on the cover. I was talking with Whippy about how one of the band members was on Salute Your Shorts, and the girl behind the counter wasn't old enough to know what that was. It was a little unsettling.

    HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero I can see the word "cunt" in your sig.

    That is a naughty word.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Also there is only one attractive female here at work, and she's married.

    But damn if it isn't nice watching her leave my office.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mischievous is a naughty word

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    naughty is a cunty word

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  • jmdbcooljmdbcool Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jmdbcool presents
    -THE RULES-

    (1) Never date a co-worker.

    (2) Never date an actress.


    thank you. [/bow]

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jmdbcool wrote: »
    jmdbcool presents
    -THE RULES-

    (1) Never date a co-worker.

    (2) Never date an actress.


    thank you. [/bow]

    Both of these rules are most of the time the same for me!


    And they are not always right. You just have to be careful that you don't get one of those crazy actresses for whom everything is a drama-fest. They do exist!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nothin' wrong with dating an actress, sometimes.

    I mean, the ones who really consider it some higher art form and fucking obsess over it think that theater is god's gift to earth are a huge pain in the ass.

    But ladies doing it because it's fun are solid.

    Then again, anybody with an overinflated sense of importance is a pain, so singling out actresses is silly.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    I mean, the ones who really consider it some higher art form

    Them's fighting words.

    Well... wait, it depends, are you stating that theater in its current popular implementation is not a higher art form, or that theater as a general extension and part of multimedia artistic presentation is not a higher art form?

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work with a bunch of East Indian dudes and some Chinese guys thrown in.

    Plus, they're all dudes.

    Some are fat too.

    My type.

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