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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so during lunch today, there was this guy right behind me with a really high-pitched, nasally voice, spouting out nonsense about "firefox being the best platform" and how "software is totally awesome to work with" and i thought he was going to be a nerdy white dude with thick glasses and a checkered shirt.

    turned out he was a black man wearing a decent solid-color shirt who just happened to talk like Carlton from Fresh prince, only with more annoying.

    boy was my face red.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I act my race. I act human.

    Whatever, gnome.

    dude I am way too large to be a gnome

    this is true

    Rankenphile on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I act my race. I act human.

    Whatever, gnome.

    dude I am way too large to be a gnome

    Verticalist.

    MKR on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    guys let's listen to country music

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    when i was like 13

    i was on a train with some friends

    i don't remembering talking particularly loud or discussing some heated subject

    but some big black dude nearby, as he got up to leave on his stop, came up to me, pointed his finger at my head gangsta-gun like, and went

    YO ONE DAY SOMEONE GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS

    and leaves

    ...



    i don't know

    Faricazy on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I act my race. I act human.

    Whatever, gnome.

    dude I am way too large to be a gnome

    this is true

    I could snap you in half

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    when i was like 13

    i was on a train with some friends

    i don't remembering talking particularly loud or discussing some heated subject

    but some big black dude nearby, as he got up to leave on his stop, came up to me, pointed his finger at my head gangsta-gun like, and went

    YO ONE DAY SOMEONE GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS

    and leaves

    ...



    i don't know

    He was you

    from the future

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so during lunch today, there was this guy right behind me with a really high-pitched, nasally voice, spouting out nonsense about "firefox being the best platform" and how "software is totally awesome to work with" and i thought he was going to be a nerdy white dude with thick glasses and a checkered shirt.

    turned out he was a black man wearing a decent solid-color shirt who just happened to talk like Carlton from Fresh prince, only with more annoying.

    boy was my face red.

    You mean Native American, right?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I act my race. I act human.

    Whatever, gnome.

    dude I am way too large to be a gnome

    this is true

    I could snap you in half

    Ogre.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so during lunch today, there was this guy right behind me with a really high-pitched, nasally voice, spouting out nonsense about "firefox being the best platform" and how "software is totally awesome to work with" and i thought he was going to be a nerdy white dude with thick glasses and a checkered shirt.

    turned out he was a black man wearing a decent solid-color shirt who just happened to talk like Carlton from Fresh prince, only with more annoying.

    boy was my face red.

    Did you stab him with a shiv?

    Ruckus on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I had some crazy black guy yell at me because my ancestors owned slaves.

    I said "Dude, my ancestors came here from Ireland in the mid 1800's and were so poor they had to eat soup everyday, not to mention everyone hated us more than the Nazis. So fuck off!"

    He goes "Whatever, cracker."

    I was somewhat perturbed.

    But this is okay, you see, because someone who wasn't him in the past was oppressed. Someone who wasn't you was the oppressor, so he's justifiably pissed.

    Oh, my mistake.

    misbehavin on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    Stale on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    when i was like 13

    i was on a train with some friends

    i don't remembering talking particularly loud or discussing some heated subject

    but some big black dude nearby, as he got up to leave on his stop, came up to me, pointed his finger at my head gangsta-gun like, and went

    YO ONE DAY SOMEONE GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS

    and leaves

    ...



    i don't know

    He was just keeping you informed of potential future dangers, and you should thank him.

    misbehavin on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    when i was like 13

    i was on a train with some friends

    i don't remembering talking particularly loud or discussing some heated subject

    but some big black dude nearby, as he got up to leave on his stop, came up to me, pointed his finger at my head gangsta-gun like, and went

    YO ONE DAY SOMEONE GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS

    and leaves

    ...



    i don't know

    He was you

    from the future
    so that means

    PLASMIDS

    HOORAY

    Faricazy on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I act like I'm Iron Man all the time, even though I'm more Indy 500.

    Sami on
  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so during lunch today, there was this guy right behind me with a really high-pitched, nasally voice, spouting out nonsense about "firefox being the best platform" and how "software is totally awesome to work with" and i thought he was going to be a nerdy white dude with thick glasses and a checkered shirt.

    turned out he was a black man wearing a decent solid-color shirt who just happened to talk like Carlton from Fresh prince, only with more annoying.

    boy was my face red.



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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    "oh ya, that's right baby, take away my right to vote."

    Ruckus on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Actually, I love acting white. One time, I almost managed to sneak into a fancy steak house downtown, but management caught me before I could sit down and order.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I often act samoan, but it's only to fit in with my peers

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    so during lunch today, there was this guy right behind me with a really high-pitched, nasally voice, spouting out nonsense about "firefox being the best platform" and how "software is totally awesome to work with" and i thought he was going to be a nerdy white dude with thick glasses and a checkered shirt.

    turned out he was a black man wearing a decent solid-color shirt who just happened to talk like Carlton from Fresh prince, only with more annoying.

    boy was my face red.

    Did you stab him with a shiv?


    well, this being Boston, he and i were the only dudes there who had more average melanin content-per-dermis than anyone else in the room, so, you know, us coloreds gotta stick together.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    asian people acting black is probably the worst thing though

    probably

    Faricazy on
  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Being latino has it's perks. Easy to get jobs during college in pretty much .. pretty much anywhere paying less then 22k a year

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    asian people acting black is probably the worst thing though

    probably

    I've seen a white kid act black but he didn't have any actual african american friends to base it on so his black style developed based on the asian kids who acted black.

    Ruckus on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    asian people acting black is probably the worst thing though

    probably

    I've seen a white kid act black but he didn't have any actual african american friends to base it on so his black style developed based on the asian kids who acted black.
    okay

    dang

    what if a really upper-class black kid saw the white kid and decided to copy him

    this cycle is vicious

    Faricazy on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    asian people acting black is probably the worst thing though

    probably

    I've seen a white kid act black but he didn't have any actual african american friends to base it on so his black style developed based on the asian kids who acted black.

    Now that is fucking funny.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so do all indian immigrants play cricket

    seriously

    Faricazy on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so do all indian immigrants play cricket

    seriously

    I've played a few times. They used to hang around outside the engineering building on campus. I have no clue about how to play the game, I just whacked it as hard as possible. Also, took a shot in the nuts with the cricket ball or whatever that thing is called.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    asian people acting black is probably the worst thing though

    probably

    I've seen a white kid act black but he didn't have any actual african american friends to base it on so his black style developed based on the asian kids who acted black.

    Now that is fucking funny.


    haha

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so do all indian immigrants play cricket

    seriously

    I've played a few times. They used to hang around outside the engineering building on campus. I have no clue about how to play the game, I just whacked it as hard as possible. Also, took a shot in the nuts with the cricket ball or whatever that thing is called.
    every single indian person i know plays almost regularly

    every single one

    i've known at least twenty

    Faricazy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my ancestors were Amish

    I am using way too much technology dudes

    Centipede Damascus on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my ancestors were Amish

    I am using way too much technology dudes

    Bah.

    My ancestors were Irish, and I don't eat potatoes and corn-beef everyday.

    misbehavin on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    FOR THE LAST TIME

    STOP MAKING NEW THREADS

    ASSHOLE

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/search.php?searchid=386599

    Knob on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so do all indian immigrants play cricket

    seriously

    I've played a few times. They used to hang around outside the engineering building on campus. I have no clue about how to play the game, I just whacked it as hard as possible. Also, took a shot in the nuts with the cricket ball or whatever that thing is called.
    every single indian person i know plays almost regularly

    every single one

    i've known at least twenty

    That's a lot right?

    Because seriously, how many Indians could there be.

    Ruckus on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    british influence for the win.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so do all indian immigrants play cricket

    seriously

    I've played a few times. They used to hang around outside the engineering building on campus. I have no clue about how to play the game, I just whacked it as hard as possible. Also, took a shot in the nuts with the cricket ball or whatever that thing is called.
    every single indian person i know plays almost regularly

    every single one

    i've known at least twenty

    That's a lot right?

    Because seriously, how many Indians could there be.
    in new york, a lot

    twenty as in how many i've spoken to about it, obviously they play with bunches of their friends that i don't know

    point is

    it's like a requirement or something

    Faricazy on
  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm on the internet and I speak perfect english

    I fail at being mexican

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i wonder if mexican message boards are ALL IN CAPS

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm the worst Austrian who was born in Italy with a German father and a Polish mother.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    my ancestors were Amish

    I am using way too much technology dudes

    Bah.

    My ancestors were Irish, and I don't eat potatoes and corn-beef everyday.

    of course you don't eat potatoes

    the famine killed them all

    Centipede Damascus on
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