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I was around 10 before i ever saw a black man, I stared at him for about 5 minutes. He was short and fat which was surprising to me because i had been watching the olympics that year
One of the closest family friends growing up was our neighbor who was black, and he and his kids were some of the coolest people I have ever met to this day.
Thus, I had no knowledge of racism at all until I got well into grade school, and I have still never been able to fully wrap my head around the concept.
However, evidently when I was two, I asked my mom why my skin was lighter than Dans (he was our neighbors son and my age), and she said "because his body produces more melanin than you, which is an evolutionary trait to prevent destruction of the skin in traditionally hotter climates." So, being two, I had no idea what this really meant, and just assumed I was inferior to him because my body didn't make enough melanin.
I'm Russian and German, so if I act my race I need to hate myself and invade my own country.
Better watch out for McBane, you communist nazi.
Even better, the Russian ancestry is technically Ukrainian, who hated the staunch communists. My dad's family came out of the Cossacks. Ancient badasses who lived in the shittiest place humanly possible, and liked it.
I don't really have anything interesting to go on because I'm a european mutt with a large chunk of welsh and also some cherokee for good measure
but hey! funny racism story about the boss of a guy I knew in high school
Right, so this dude's boss was from India, which is kind of important to the story. He was walking around St. Louis back when Rams fever was huge and they were on their way to that Super Bowl victory they had a while back. Anyway, this redneck in a pick-up truck notices my freind's boss walking down the street without a Rams jersey or anything on. Mr. Redneck yells "Where's your team spirit, you c**n?"
To which my freind's boss replies: "You are the most ignorant person I've ever met. YOU DON'T KNOW A C**N FROM A SAND N****R!" and the bumpkin just sort of looks confused and drives away.
It just warms the cockles of my heart. And the heartles of my cock.
haha that's awesome
although it's not a story about race, it reminds of a time years ago playing co-ed soccer
my best friend Mike and his now ex-wife Sandra played on my team as well and one evening we show up for a game but the other team doesn't have enough players for an official game so the ref bails. Both teams decide to just scrimmage anyway but without a ref, some players use it as an excuse to be total dicks.
So Sandra's playing forward and the goalie for the other team keeps mouthing off to her to try and get her off her game, and he's being pretty fucking rude.
Now Sandra's the type that doesn't joke about sex at all and if other people bring it up she usually just avoids the conversation, doesn't really swear much. Nice gal but she gets ridiculously embarrassed about any kind of sexual slang or talk.
So this dude finally decides to drop the c bomb on her. Dude calls her a cunt. Without pausing she shouted back, "that's supercunt to you!"
shut the motherfucker up for the rest of the game
I don't really have anything interesting to go on because I'm a european mutt with a large chunk of welsh and also some cherokee for good measure
but hey! funny racism story about the boss of a guy I knew in high school
Right, so this dude's boss was from India, which is kind of important to the story. He was walking around St. Louis back when Rams fever was huge and they were on their way to that Super Bowl victory they had a while back. Anyway, this redneck in a pick-up truck notices my freind's boss walking down the street without a Rams jersey or anything on. Mr. Redneck yells "Where's your team spirit, you c**n?"
To which my freind's boss replies: "You are the most ignorant person I've ever met. YOU DON'T KNOW A C**N FROM A SAND N****R!" and the bumpkin just sort of looks confused and drives away.
It just warms the cockles of my heart. And the heartles of my cock.
haha that's awesome
although it's not a story about race, it reminds of a time years ago playing co-ed soccer
my best friend Mike and his now ex-wife Sandra played on my team as well and one evening we show up for a game but the other team doesn't have enough players for an official game so the ref bails. Both teams decide to just scrimmage anyway but without a ref, some players use it as an excuse to be total dicks.
So Sandra's playing forward and the goalie for the other team keeps mouthing off to her to try and get her off her game, and he's being pretty fucking rude.
Now Sandra's the type that doesn't joke about sex at all and if other people bring it up she usually just avoids the conversation, doesn't really swear much. Nice gal but she gets ridiculously embarrassed about any kind of sexual slang or talk.
So this dude finally decides to drop the c bomb on her. Dude calls her a cunt. Without pausing she shouted back, "that's supercunt to you!"
shut the motherfucker up for the rest of the game
I want to go hang out with the mob outside Home Depot.
I wonder if they would accept me.
It's like the quad at a high school during lunch time at home depot around 6-8am. Just wake up early and be like " eyyy."
mexicans wake up early?
Contrary to moron belief, Mexicans are extremely hard working individuals. Every single plant I have worked out with Mexican temp workers, they have been the hardest working people there.
I want to go hang out with the mob outside Home Depot.
I wonder if they would accept me.
It's like the quad at a high school during lunch time at home depot around 6-8am. Just wake up early and be like " eyyy."
how does that work?
Because back home, we had nothing like that at all with people just waiting for work.
But down here, theres usually 10 or 20 standing around. If I need... like... fence-posts dug and placed... do I just ride up and ask who does it?
You drive up, ask "What do you do? Do you do tiles? Yard?"
Basicly the people there don't have beat up toyotas with giant wood side panels hauling mounds of weeds and dry grass. They need a ride for open work. I guess they just don't have trucks
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I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.
I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.
I'd be an excellent foreman.
heck you might make some great friends you trust your housework with
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I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.
I'd be an excellent foreman.
the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have
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that term
but wait, if the dude's boss was Indian, he wouldn't be a sand n*****. That's just Arabs, innit?
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I had a lamb burger at an Irish festival a couple months ago that was positively divine.
Not baaaaaaahd.
Better watch out for McBane, you communist nazi.
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I wonder if they would accept me.
Thus, I had no knowledge of racism at all until I got well into grade school, and I have still never been able to fully wrap my head around the concept.
However, evidently when I was two, I asked my mom why my skin was lighter than Dans (he was our neighbors son and my age), and she said "because his body produces more melanin than you, which is an evolutionary trait to prevent destruction of the skin in traditionally hotter climates." So, being two, I had no idea what this really meant, and just assumed I was inferior to him because my body didn't make enough melanin.
ugggh
Even better, the Russian ancestry is technically Ukrainian, who hated the staunch communists. My dad's family came out of the Cossacks. Ancient badasses who lived in the shittiest place humanly possible, and liked it.
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I know... Although not as bad as MOST Irish people. Thanks to cross-breeding, my family has good skin, so I don't burn that easily. But still...
although it's not a story about race, it reminds of a time years ago playing co-ed soccer
my best friend Mike and his now ex-wife Sandra played on my team as well and one evening we show up for a game but the other team doesn't have enough players for an official game so the ref bails. Both teams decide to just scrimmage anyway but without a ref, some players use it as an excuse to be total dicks.
So Sandra's playing forward and the goalie for the other team keeps mouthing off to her to try and get her off her game, and he's being pretty fucking rude.
Now Sandra's the type that doesn't joke about sex at all and if other people bring it up she usually just avoids the conversation, doesn't really swear much. Nice gal but she gets ridiculously embarrassed about any kind of sexual slang or talk.
So this dude finally decides to drop the c bomb on her. Dude calls her a cunt. Without pausing she shouted back, "that's supercunt to you!"
shut the motherfucker up for the rest of the game
It's like the quad at a high school during lunch time at home depot around 6-8am. Just wake up early and be like " eyyy."
MineCraft: Menetherin
Steam: Vloeza_SE++
I'm adding supercunt to my vocabulary now.
dude, it was actually pretty good. thoguh, i'm suprised i didn't suffer from a heart attack afterwards.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
how does that work?
Because back home, we had nothing like that at all with people just waiting for work.
But down here, theres usually 10 or 20 standing around. If I need... like... fence-posts dug and placed... do I just ride up and ask who does it?
mexicans wake up early?
annnnnd it kicks in now!
I had deep fried oreos at a Black Crowes concert. sooooo good.
I wonder how much they'd charge to play a human chess game in the park.
that's why I'm uggghing
I feel arteries hardening
Contrary to moron belief, Mexicans are extremely hard working individuals. Every single plant I have worked out with Mexican temp workers, they have been the hardest working people there.
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You drive up, ask "What do you do? Do you do tiles? Yard?"
Basicly the people there don't have beat up toyotas with giant wood side panels hauling mounds of weeds and dry grass. They need a ride for open work. I guess they just don't have trucks
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Steam: Vloeza_SE++
man that was such a great program. I'm basing this exclusively off youtube clips
I used to make good money standing there and translating between white guys in trucks to mexicans who wanted to work
I was like 15
it was my first management job
it makes for a great story in job interviews
I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.
I'd be an excellent foreman.
like, mexicans will take any and all jobs offered to them, no matter how harsh the conditions
oh but they are so lazy
so lazy
man what
so we have "corner mexicans"
they get out there, stand on the corner until someone passes by to pick them up to go to work
there are so many that i think they actually pooled money or something and bought a corner deli
which now serves tacos and whatnot and they have breakfast there in the morning
heck you might make some great friends you trust your housework with
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Steam: Vloeza_SE++
the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have
also what kind of beer it is