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Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
HOW TOUGH ARE YOU?

Could you fight a polar bear?

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How about a gorilla?

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What about a damn shark

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OR A LION HOW ABOUT

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Or the dinosaurs of the future, An ALLIGATOR

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What's the toughest animal you think you could take in single combat? What kind of weapons would you need? A spear is pretty tough--but what about a knife? Or bare-handed?


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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i think i could take out a gorilla

    just sweep the leg

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    also, welcome to the land of not being jailed

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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Michael Vick

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i killed a catepillar once
    i felt bad
    it was one of those fuzzy ones you guys

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BANTHAR

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I wish I had the shark's ability to fuck shit up

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I could kill banthar

    edit: hahahahaha h5 wam

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw who made this thread and thought it was about Pokemon

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Dude who used to coach here fought a bear on a dare.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have photographed all of those animals, I think

    Does that count?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    dog fights.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    skull's avatar and sig make him look younger

    i don't know why

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    aww look at da cute polar bear

    who has a blue tongue

    you do!

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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Banthar was cake. Soloing the elephant one as a prot warrior was a <Flavour Country> rite of passage.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    I saw who made this thread and thought it was about Pokemon

    man I don't even know when I last played pokemon

    like may I think

    it was whenever I lost wi-fi

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Damn, doggie, you unjailed.

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    With a good knife I'm fairly certain I could take three of those. I wont say which three.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I once fought a toad.

    I won.

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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Crab battle

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i killed a catepillar once
    i felt bad
    it was one of those fuzzy ones you guys

    oh man mully, that's terrible. those ones are so cute. you should draw a picture of it as a memorial.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd want to take a lazy animal. A panda, maybe a sloth. Something I could hopefully take out with one lightning quick strike.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I could kill banthar

    edit: hahahahaha h5 wam
    BFF

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I could for sure take a shark

    if it was on dry land that is

    actually shit what would I do

    just wait I guess

    maybe punch it in the tail

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd befriend them and earn their trust. Then I would mate with their women and start a civilization of equality. Then I would take over as emperor and have them all killed. Except the shark.... No way I'm fucking with that thing.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    I saw who made this thread and thought it was about Pokemon

    man I don't even know when I last played pokemon

    like may I think

    it was whenever I lost wi-fi

    I can't even find my copy of Diamond

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    skull's avatar and sig make him look younger

    i don't know why

    I'm only like 19

    I mean

    how old do I now seem

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wikipedia wrote:
    The Giant Otter can reach up to 6ft in length, is known as "The River Wolf" in Guyana, can hit a man's skull with a rock from 50 paces, and can close its nostrils while underwater.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I could probably take on those animals if they are in Bush Gardens or Sea World, since I'm probably sure they

    have lost their will to live from being in captivity for so long.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I once watched a frog eat another frog.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i still think we should tape animals together to better use their strengths.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    skull's avatar and sig make him look younger

    i don't know why

    I'm only like 19

    I mean

    how old do I now seem

    The oldest.

    We are talking Druhim here.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    i still think we should tape animals together to better use their strengths.


    a falcon taped to a piranha

    could anything, anywhere beat it?

    god I relish being able to edit my posts again

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    skull's avatar and sig make him look younger

    i don't know why

    I'm only like 19

    I mean

    how old do I now seem

    you seem like you are in your 20s without the av/sig

    but when i see them i think of you as like a little 16-year-old

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    once the piranha stops living that pairing would go down hill

    i'm talking wolverines and golden eagles

    pure carnage

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    velociraptors riding pterodactyls

    eh, bergy?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh man

    oh man

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    which reminds me

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Clever girl

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That's right, I said it again

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I felt pretty horrible the first time I killed a living being

    Though I could kill a lot of fish without feeling bad, these fuckers look too dumb to even be alive.

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