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I'm helping crazy girls

Bloods EndBloods End Blade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
For one of my classes I need to volunteer at a place that is involved in psychological care. I got hired at a place that specializes in children's services, working specifically with girls age 13 to 17. Today was my first day and i got to meet the people I'm going to be "helping".

Man, they are crazy.

Most of them have histories of sexual or physical abuse. One of them is a insane cutter. As in she spends most of the day looking around the parking looking for glass to cut herself with. If she doesn't find any she uses sharp rocks instead. Another girl is convinced that they employees are trying to turn her into a lesbian. One wants to get pregnant by the guy who knocked up her sister, and she wants to get preggers immediately, another one is a huge whore. And one of them is a cute little girl who doesn't ever stop talking. Ever.

So what should I do? Hit them with a sock full of quarters until they aren't crazy? Provide excellent care in the hopes that they might one day be normal? Train them to be personal servants?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    crazy in the head

    crazy in the bed

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tell them you're Jesus and start up a compound.

    Poorochondriac on
  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What I think?

    I think you should get someone more experienced with your job to take care of them and get the fuck out of there.

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    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH THEM BECAUSE SEX WITH CRAZY GIRLS IS A GOOD IDEA RIGHT

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Have sex with as many as possible. Bonus points if it's against their will.

    Lemming on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's gonna look real good on resumes.

    Ahem: YouTube your experiences, make it seem as if your own sanity is deteriorating. Oh, the hits!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    come in dressed in a mini-skirt and 8-inch heels

    tell them you are the prettiest girl ever, and they should all kill themselves because they can never reach your level of beauty

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    make a good friend

    take care of the young one that is chatty

    be nice to her

    she seems like the easiest to deal with for you anyway

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

    The best idea so far.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    it is so good to help out kids like that

    at my school it is kind of like that, the craziest kids are most definitely the girls

    the dudes are mostly chill doggies

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    posting a skull man thread



    wait...

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    GET A DIFFERENT JOB

    IT'S NOT WORTH IT







    CAPSLOCK LOL

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

    Title it Pass, Interrupted.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    there's no rule that says crazy cutters can't play basketball!

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Psychosomatic

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    GET A DIFFERENT JOB



    IT'S NOT WORTH IT















    CAPSLOCK LOL




    Man I think I hate you more than Skull Man....

    Rage on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    there's no rule that says crazy cutters can't play basketball!

    air bud defense

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you can't cut yourself with a basketball

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

    Haha, I like this idea.

    PS: How whorish is the whore?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Instead of a basketball team, make the girls into your own team of ragtag crime fighters. The slutty one can sleep with the bad guys for information while the cutter can take care of business.

    Marathon on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    there's no rule that says crazy cutters can't play basketball!

    air bud defense

    thank you

    that was the joke

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    there's a strip club in l.a. called crazy girls

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    there's no rule that says crazy cutters can't play basketball!

    air bud defense

    I love you skull man

    <3

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    so bloods end dude

    how often are they crying

    that is the hardest thing to deal with

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Instead of a basketball team, make the girls into your own team of ragtag crime fighters. The slutty one can sleep with the bad guys for information while the cutter can take care of business.


    Blood End's Angels.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I made two solid gold references on the first page.

    Solid.

    Gold.


    I feel pretty good about my performance in this thread.

    Poorochondriac on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

    Haha, I like this idea.

    PS: How whorish is the whore?

    She went to a animal shelter to help out and came back with visible hicky marks all over her. she said the guy was 17. They shelter says the guy was more like 40.

    and she really wants to go back to the shelter. She keeps asking

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    She wants to have sex with the animals.

    Marathon on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    so bloods end dude

    how often are they crying

    that is the hardest thing to deal with

    I was only there for a view hours. But the cutter was crying when I left. Apparently she keeps hitting on one of the other girls and gave her jewelery and when she got called on it she lied.

    Bloods End on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it would be pretty funny if you could put a muzzle on the whore

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Vag muzzle.

    Graves on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    this thread and the animal fighting thread should get together

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I made two solid gold references on the first page.

    Solid.

    Gold.


    I feel pretty good about my performance in this thread.

    Pooro I'm just now getting over it, but those were exemplary. Bravo, sir.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    GRAAAAVES

    what up holmeslice

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    you should make them into the most heartwarmingly wacky basketball team ever

    Haha, I like this idea.

    PS: How whorish is the whore?

    She went to a animal shelter to help out and came back with visible hicky marks all over her. she said the guy was 17. They shelter says the guy was more like 40.

    and she really wants to go back to the shelter. She keeps asking

    That's not TOOOO whorish.

    In fact the dude is pretty much at fault for that one.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    seeing you jailed makes me sad Graves

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I made two solid gold references on the first page.

    Solid.

    Gold.


    I feel pretty good about my performance in this thread.

    Pooro I'm just now getting over it, but those were exemplary. Bravo, sir.

    You're goddamn right they are.

    To As7: Nobody is ever "at fault" for makeouts. Those are pretty much entirely mutual.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    GRAAAAVES

    what up holmeslice

    Same shizzle different dizzle, dogg.

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