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Mulva?

AslanAslan Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/20/scent-of-a-woman/#comments

So ladies, if you forgot your perfume, just swirl a finger around downstairs for a minute and apply liberally behind the ears.

And yes, I know, that button's not for me.

Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    D:

    D: so much

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    who wants to wear fish oil on their skin

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    GOOD LORD!!! that's such an ugly word, isn't it??? VULVA??? i'm laughing like hell though. eye catcher this one is. Vulva . . . .. HAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    god, to be the designer who came up with that logo.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    god, to be the designer who came up with that logo.

    he tells his mom it's just a nice white tuxedo

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So mom, you smell great tonight, what are you wearing?

    I don't know, something your father got me for our anniversary.

    What's it called?

    Vulva.

    D:

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't get it.

    So, this... this is for girls to wear right?

    If I'm getting close to a girl, and I can smell her fucking vagina while standing next to her, I'm not going to try real hard to sleep with her.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have seen in to another dimension.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lord.

    This is like that "Cumming" fragrance...

    Wasn't one enough?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    No, see, at this restaurant you fuck the pig before you eat it!

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Lord.

    This is like that "Cumming" fragrance...

    Wasn't one enough?

    It's never enough!

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I once said "Vulva" to someone by accident instead of "Volvo." It was a woman, too. She just looked at me weirdly as I continued to talk. Then I noticed her look and said "what?" She goes, "what did you say?" And I responded "Volvo."

    "No, you said Vulva."

    "..."

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    eau de twatlette

    someone's proud of themselves for that one

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Vulva (though most people call it vagina, and some kids call it virginia!)

    Is what girls have down below

    Vulva

    If she's naked it will show

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    but that's not a good smell

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Lord.

    This is like that "Cumming" fragrance...

    Wasn't one enough?

    Since when is cumming just once enough?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This would go perfect with a fleshlight.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The knockoff version will be called Künntz for sure

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    So mom, you smell great tonight, what are you wearing?

    I don't know, something your father got me for our anniversary.

    What's it called?

    Vulva.

    D:

    yes because your mother has no clue what a vulva is

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mullva
    lolol
    ugh

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    So mom, you smell great tonight, what are you wearing?

    I don't know, something your father got me for our anniversary.

    What's it called?

    Vulva.

    D:

    yes because your mother has no clue what a vulva is

    Well she's never seen it, so I guess it's understandable.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    mullva
    lolol
    ugh

    Can I call you this from now on?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    you forget all sex things when you turn 43

    (sorry, Druhim!)

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

    look I mean

    it ain't lilacs or anything

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

    yeah i was going to say...
    plenty of fellas would disagree with you there, skull
    or you've just got a taste for dirty dirty girls

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    This would go perfect with a fleshlight.

    And make an inflate-a-date more realistic.

    We are getting close to making women completely obsolete, dudes.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got bottom paged.

    Mully, can I call you Mullva from now on?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

    look I mean

    it ain't lilacs or anything

    If you were expecting potpourri then you have more problems then I thought.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I got bottom paged.

    Mully, can I call you Mullva from now on?

    i uh
    well anything is better than rhully
    so sure
    i will allow it

    mully on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    This would go perfect with a fleshlight.

    And make an inflate-a-date more realistic.

    We are getting close to making women completely obsolete, dudes.

    All we need is automated dish washers, laundry facilities, and a way to make cold beer march out into the living room during the big game all by itself.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    So mom, you smell great tonight, what are you wearing?

    I don't know, something your father got me for our anniversary.

    What's it called?

    Vulva.

    D:

    yes because your mother has no clue what a vulva is

    My friends and I convinced this girl we worked with that Clitoris was a headache medicine akin to Tylenol or Aleve

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

    look I mean

    it ain't lilacs or anything

    I'll agree that it isn't the best scent for a perfume. I wouldn't want my girlfriend walking around smelling like a cock-cave.

    But saying the smell itself is bad? No.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I got bottom paged.

    Mully, can I call you Mullva from now on?

    i uh
    well anything is better than rhully
    so sure
    i will allow it

    Awesome, Mullva.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "apply directly to upper lip"

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    This would go perfect with a fleshlight.

    And make an inflate-a-date more realistic.

    We are getting close to making women completely obsolete, dudes.

    All you need now is a computer program that takes money away from your bank account in random bursts and you're set.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but that's not a good smell

    Apparently whoever you've been fucking needs to dip their snatch in turpentine.

    look I mean

    it ain't lilacs or anything

    If you were expecting potpourri then you have more problems then I thought.

    all I'm saying is it's a weird thing to want to smell intensely like

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yeah, i wouldn't wear it as a perfume
    you'd just constantly smell like sex
    i wouldn't be able to focus on anything

    mully on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think you all are forgetting that Skullman was the one who found Catsnacker.

    Not exactly top quality merchandise.

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