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washing of the hands

coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
how long do you wash your hands after using the john

1. long enough so the person next to you doesn't give you an odd look

2. for a good feverish 30s-1min

3. a single squirt of water on your fucking hands

4. not at all

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't.

    I know where my dong's been.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    3 more letters

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If it was just for a piss, I don't. I have a very clean penis thank-you.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I only wash my hands if I'm wiping my ass and the toilet paper breaks. :|

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you turn the page

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    P.S. My dong's been in your mom

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it depends on if i am touching anything afterwards

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i just wash my shit covered dick

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was my hands every time you scum.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I was my hands every time you scum.

    Sounds like somebody's a lady.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    just water if I piss

    soap if I shit

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I wash my hands until the failure comes off.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I also make sure to wash my hands after any type of sex



    it cleanses the soul

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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I only wash if:
    A) somehow I pissed on myself (wtf?)

    B) Someone else I know is in the bathroom

    C) I got sweaty balls (oh yeah I went there)

    Otherwise, naw....

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I was my hands every time you scum.

    Sounds like somebody's a lady.

    Man I don't know what kind of guys bathrooms you're going to, but most of the time there's something gross about them.

    Also it only takes a few seconds.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I was my hands every time you scum.

    Sounds like somebody's a lady.

    Man I don't know what kind of guys bathrooms you're going to, but most of the time there's something gross about them.

    Also it only takes a few seconds.

    Wait, are you like laying your wang on the urinal or something?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dakal wrote: »
    I only wash if:
    A) somehow I pissed on myself (wtf?)

    B) Someone else I know is in the bathroom

    C) I got sweaty balls (oh yeah I went there)

    Otherwise, naw....
    stop touching your balls

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i'm never shaking another dude's hand

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't really time myself.

    I use soap, lather up, rinse.

    At work, I open the door with the towel I dried my hands with.

    There's a dude I work with that doesn't wash his hands after he shits. He also eats while he shits. I saw the fucker bring a cupcake into a stall.

    Another dude I work with just runs a bit of water over the tips of his fingers.

    Another dude I work with is a germaphobe. The fucker washes his ELBOWS after he pees.

    I pay close attention to the washing habits of my coworkers, 'cause being in IT I know I'll be using their keyboard eventually.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You guys remind me why I should never eat at a restaurant.

    h5 coldbird.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    it's a fuck you friday

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If it only takes a few seconds you're doing it wrong.

    I either don't, or, if I find it necessary, do it high-scale-restaurant-with-Your-Manager-nearby.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I was my hands every time you scum.

    Sounds like somebody's a lady.

    Man I don't know what kind of guys bathrooms you're going to, but most of the time there's something gross about them.

    Also it only takes a few seconds.

    Wait, are you like laying your wang on the urinal or something?

    It just seems to me like keeping a tally of what you touched when you went to the bathroom, and washing your hands in varying degrees is more work than just washing your hands every time.

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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Dakal wrote: »
    I only wash if:
    A) somehow I pissed on myself (wtf?)

    B) Someone else I know is in the bathroom

    C) I got sweaty balls (oh yeah I went there)

    Otherwise, naw....
    stop touching your balls

    Ballsweat is contageous. I dont touch 'em.. it just spreads....

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    it's a fuck you friday

    YOU KNOW WHAT?
    YOU KNOW WHAT?!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What's wrong with eating in a stall

    it's just like mcDs

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Does Jack White wash his hands

    yeah uh jack white does wash his hands

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I shit in the sink and wash up in the toilet.

    You don't want to see the shower.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I go to the bathroom without touching my wang.

    I just unzip, lean back, and let fly.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    What's wrong with eating in a stall

    it's just like mcDs
    You answered your own question.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    What's wrong with eating in a stall

    it's just like mcDs

    No, see that sound is just two men in the stall crinkling wrappers to hide the sound of their illicit activities.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I never wash my hands, for any reason.

    I just stare at them until the germs get the picture and vamoose.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I go to the bathroom without touching my wang.

    I just unzip, lean back, and let fly.

    that would explain the piss all over your bathroom

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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I go to the bathroom without touching my wang.

    I just unzip, lean back, and let fly.

    How many times have you succeeded to piss yourself?

    Also, how do you get it back in?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    it's a fuck you friday

    YOU KNOW WHAT?
    YOU KNOW WHAT?!

    YOU WANT TO BE NINTEEN?!?! GO AHEAD!!!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I go to the bathroom without touching my wang.

    I just unzip, lean back, and let fly.

    I just lean back and pee

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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Leaning forward > *

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't even need to be near a urinal

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, you guys just gotta practice.

    And to answer how I get it back in:

    I just let it hang out all day.

    Ladies love it

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Does anyone do that thing where they see how far away they can get from the urinal while peeing?

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