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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Me (I am)

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nevermind.

    Google found him.

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey Orestes did you have a wikipedicectomy or something

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well, I just decided to get my cable reconnected after 7 years. I don't often go to the movies. And I mostly study during lunch nowadays.

    So from things like pro-football I have no clue about anything. I was raised mostly Korean, so I know stories about elephants and farmers, wolfs and water. Things like Curious George and Dr. Suez I have to google.

    If it was like Jonah Lomu or something, I would be like "OMFG REALLY!?"

    But the name Lofa Tatupu means nothing to me.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I can see how that kind of upbringing would put a unique slant on things.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Should have italicized it

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    this thread clearly points out who does and who doesnt pay attention to pro/college football

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Should have italicized it
    This is exactly what I said to myself.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Did he have yellow feathers in his hair?

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    The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When I was sixteen, I was working at McDonalds at the drive-thru window, and Trent Dilfer, quarterback of the Buccaneers at that time, came through. Motherfucker was burgin' something fierce.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Was it Tatupu who tackled Romo in the playoffs last year after the botched hold?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    At what point did the mansex happen?
    Haha.

    You know, even at the club, when I told my friends, they said the exact same thing.

    But it was just so weird to have some really rich guy throwing out fliff like a sultan, and then actually having him turn out not just to be name-dropping.

    *I* said the same thing too when you told me :P

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    No no.

    He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

    so you pee sitting down

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Curt Marsh comes into my work fairly often. He lives in my hometown. Nice guy, really.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I read that as cunt marsh

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was just about to post that

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Curt Marsh comes into my work fairly often. He lives in my hometown. Nice guy, really.

    James Brown used to come to my town in SC fairly often. Drove a pink cadillac and was a really nice guy.

    William "Refrigerator" Perry used to come into the grocery store where my first job was. Dude was a total dick.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wombat wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    No no.

    He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

    so you pee sitting down
    Oh no. But I have been known to shit sitting down.

    On occasion.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Indeed. Public restrooms aren't the best place to practice Defender's yoga pooping.

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    wombat wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    No no.

    He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

    so you pee sitting down
    Oh no. But I have been known to shit sitting down.

    On occasion.

    real men shit standing up

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So you turned down free drinks and mansex?
    For shame.

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't care how famous I become, the minute I say something like "You don't know who I am, do you?", I want someone to end me right there.

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    I read that as cunt marsh

    sounds like a really shitty place

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When is the last time somebody lied about being a well known celebrity to you? Come on, man. You should have believed him and asked for a car.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I made an expensive burger for Tom Cochrane once... He was in a rush in an airport, imagine that.

    Liked my burger though.

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I punched a somewhat famous soccer player in the face.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I met Kane from C&C at Souplantation

    How was Joseph?

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    edited September 2007
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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't know who any of these people are.

    I stood in line behind Patrick Norton once. He bought a cinnamon roll and then left

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    I am Brad Pitt's colon.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I get cancer. I kill Brad Pitt.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

    Spill coffee on him.

    Or urine.



    Probably coffee.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

    Spill coffee on him.

    Or urine.



    Probably coffee.

    Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

    I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

    But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

    Spill coffee on him.

    Or urine.



    Probably coffee.

    Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

    I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

    But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".


    Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.

    It's the plan.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What part of SF do you think he'd hang out in, if he ever came here at all?

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

    Spill coffee on him.

    Or urine.



    Probably coffee.

    Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

    I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

    But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".


    Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.

    It's the plan.

    If someone seemingly "accidentally" spilled coffee on me, I would be very upset, but I don't think I would start yelling.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

    So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


    Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

    How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

    I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

    Spill coffee on him.

    Or urine.



    Probably coffee.

    Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

    I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

    But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".


    Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.

    It's the plan.

    If someone seemingly "accidentally" spilled coffee on me, I would be very upset, but I don't think I would start yelling.


    What if it was urine?

    Like in a big glass jar that had urine written in big letters?

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