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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    Obligatory "I dated Kirk Hammett's sister" post.
    Hahahaha. I am not a Metallica fan, except for in the way that anyone my age might look back on some of their earlier stuff through a haze of nostalgia, but this is rad as hell.

    Also, I hope that she's not as ugly as he is.

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    Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    I danced with Lisa Leslie (WNBA player) at a club in Hollywood once.

    I'm 5'7 on a tall day.

    She's almost 7'0

    I'm not sure she knew I was there.
    Isn't she the one that scored something like 101 points in one half of a high school game?

    And the other team didn't come out for the second half.

    Probably. I don't really follow WNBA "athletes" careers.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Obligatory "I dated Kirk Hammett's sister" post.
    Hahahaha. I am not a Metallica fan, except for in the way that anyone my age might look back on some of their earlier stuff through a haze of nostalgia, but this is rad as hell.

    Also, I hope that she's not as ugly as he is.

    THIS IS MY PROM PICTURE I KNOW MOST OF YOU HAVE SEEN IT SO DON'T LOOK OK?
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you look just like you're supposed to

    a poster on the internet

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    daric is that kirk hammet's sister

    did you really date kirk hammet's sister

    that's fucking awesome and i wish i were as cool as you

    t zerofill: sorry i haven't replied to your latest PM, i haven't really had internet access in a while. i really appreciate all of the advice! now i just have to get my lazy ass in shape so i can join up D:

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yes Fallout that is her. Yes we did date for a little while. I'm still not cool :(

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I met Steve Largent and Pope John Paul II in the same year - Steve came to speak at my school and the other was at a diocese-wide mass that my class attended (I went to a private Catholic school pre-high school). Got one autograph on a Hawks poster and a blessing from the other.

    Couple years ago I flew into D.C. by way of BWI, and as I was making my way around the corner to head down to the baggage terminal, I ran right smack into this monster:
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    I'm 6'2" 245, and it still felt like I bounced off a brick wall. That man is enormous.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I met Henry Rollins. Twice. Does that count as a celebrity type encounter?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've worked with Nicholas Cage's brother on multiple occasions.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    I met Henry Rollins. Twice. Does that count as a celebrity type encounter?

    only if he kicked your ass

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Puscifer wrote: »
    I met Henry Rollins. Twice. Does that count as a celebrity type encounter?

    only if he kicked your ass

    No, but we shook hands. Both times. Then he asked me how much I work out and and then we talked about books for like 5 minutes. This was the 2nd time I met him. The first time I met him he said "How's it going?" and then he started talking to my friend who apparently does some work for him with his websites, etc.

    Surreal conversation.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I almost got to meet Penn and Tellar after their show, but we had to get back to the hotel.


    Also, I've met Gabe and Tycho and they signed my DS, but the signatures are coming off.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I almost got to meet Jesus Christ but then he died before I was born.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    I met Steve Largent and Pope John Paul II in the same year - Steve came to speak at my school and the other was at a diocese-wide mass that my class attended (I went to a private Catholic school pre-high school). Got one autograph on a Hawks poster and a blessing from the other.

    Couple years ago I flew into D.C. by way of BWI, and as I was making my way around the corner to head down to the baggage terminal, I ran right smack into this monster:
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    I'm 6'2" 245, and it still felt like I bounced off a brick wall. That man is enormous.
    Steve Largent? Fuck yes.

    I loved that guy when I was a kid.

    Too bad he went on to become a douchewad Congressman in his retirement.

    Also too bad that, you know, Jerry Rice completely destroyed all of his records almost immediately after he set them.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I had the guy who played Cat in Red Dwarf make a joke about sticking his hand up my ass when I was about 10 or 11.

    It was pretty rad.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I had the guy who played Cat in Red Dwarf make a joke about sticking his hand up my ass when I was about 10 or 11.

    It was pretty rad.
    But did he follow through?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    But did he follow through?
    no :cry:

    I did get to sit on his lap... at his behest.

    Then he made a Michael Jackson joke.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    I love that the OP shows how low Nap's tolerance for really weird shit is.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I love that the OP shows how low Nap's tolerance for really weird shit is.
    Oh, I don't know about that.

    Are there other examples of this?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Weaver and I saw a dude riding around on a unicycle while playing an accordion.

    I instantly threw up my fist and shouted "rock the fuck on dude... rock the fuck on."

    I couldn't help it, it was a reflex from some deeply seated root of my soul.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man callius

    wasn't that a bit awkward given your childhood

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man callius

    wasn't that a bit awkward given your childhood
    Not particularly, especially since all of that had yet to hit the fan and so it was firmly entrenched in my subconscious.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What with his whole family riding around on unicycles playing accordians

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    man callius

    wasn't that a bit awkward given your childhood
    Not particularly, especially since all of that had yet to hit the fan and so it was firmly entrenched in my subconscious.

    ah, yeah.

    sorry you got sick yesterday, how are you feeling today

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    What with his whole family riding around on unicycles playing accordians

    look that can be pretty traumatic for some people

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I love that the OP shows how low Nap's tolerance for really weird shit is.
    Oh, I don't know about that.

    Are there other examples of this?

    nah, just that if this is your definition of holy shit weirdest thing ever, then you've had a slightly less weird life than some other folks I know.

    Not meant as a slight against you, by the way.

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey dudes, I've met some famous people, too.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I love that the OP shows how low Nap's tolerance for really weird shit is.
    Oh, I don't know about that.

    Are there other examples of this?

    nah, just that if this is your definition of holy shit weirdest thing ever, then you've had a slightly less weird life than some other folks I know.

    Not meant as a slight against you, by the way.
    Oh, I know you didn't mean nuffink by it.

    And I've had a pretty "normal" life, all things considered.

    But having some random guy in a club bathroom offer to buy me and my friends like $800 of booze, while claiming to be some semi-famous rich dude...it just struck me as a pretty surreal experience.

    Though not literally the "weirdest thing ever".

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I met some dudes.

    Anyone want to see the pictures of me with Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood again?

    Anyone want to hear tales of Sean Nelson?

    Or, uh...I've met the guys from BNL. And uh, Bob Saget.

    And a bunch of people at cons. Like Bruce Timm, and Paul Dini and stuff.

    Oh, and Khoo.

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    The PrimeThe Prime regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn I saw BNL in a concert when I was in the sixth grade, which was now like 7 years ago. They seemed to be pretty rad dudes.

    Are they?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ah, yeah.

    sorry you got sick yesterday, how are you feeling today
    Pretty crummy, but thanks for asking.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got my picture taken with George Forman when I was a wee babeh. He held his fist up to my tiny infant skull and it was enourmous in comparison.

    Also, I've had my picture taken with santa like, EIGHT TIMES.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I thought this Lofa guy would be huge considering I heard he's a linebacker. Then I saw he's 6'0 and 242 lbs. Huh.

    I'm taller and weigh more than him. But he benchpresses weights and I benchpress Big Macs. I call it a draw.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Prime wrote: »
    Jordyn I saw BNL in a concert when I was in the sixth grade, which was now like 7 years ago. They seemed to be pretty rad dudes.

    Are they?

    They're all really nice, considering there's usually a pretty big line of people to see them after a show and they're all rather tired. Though, I met Ed and Kevin again in North Dakota, and it was so cold that hardly anyone was waiting and he actually hung out a bit longer. He's a very cool guy, and they seem to really care about their fans.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hmm

    I watched the mass effect demo at pax with tycho

    that's... that's about all I got

    I guess I did work at the Verizon Wireless where the washington wizards bought their cell phones

    but

    you know

    it's the Washington Wizards

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Walking into Jordyn and Fram's place for the first time, and seeing Khoo just hanging out in the kitchen with everyone, eating pizza...that's still my favorite "celebrity" meeting.

    Also felt a little odd, since I had no idea that he was going to be there.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hmm

    I watched the mass effect demo at pax with tycho

    that's... that's about all I got

    I guess I did work at the Verizon Wireless where the washington wizards bought their cell phones

    but

    you know

    it's the Washington Wizards
    Dude, how could you forget this classy gent?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh, I made a balloon doggie for Tycho's mom at PAX.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh, I made a balloon doggie for Tycho's mom at PAX.
    That...that is rad.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    ahahahaha

    oh god ahahaahahahaha

    so this dude I work with

    oh man

    this dude at work, I just found out

    he paid $175

    american cash moneys

    to see - seriously, to see Van Halen

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

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