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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One time I was at the airport in Detroit waiting for a flight and there were a bunch of people standing around the lead singer for Sum 41 with pens and paper. I walked up and waited patiently until he asked "do you want an autograph", and I just said "no, you're blocking the soda machine and I'm thirsty".

    I should have asked for nude pictures of his wife, but that would have been rude. The airport has free wi-fi, I could look them up myself.

    Hunter on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ahahahaha

    oh god ahahaahahahaha

    so this dude I work with

    oh man

    this dude at work, I just found out

    he paid $175

    american cash moneys

    to see - seriously, to see Van Halen

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

    You DID tell him they don't have a new album or anything, right?

    That they're half-assing their already tired act just to make their aging-rocker asses some duckets?

    Metzger Meister on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ahahahaha

    oh god ahahaahahahaha

    so this dude I work with

    oh man

    this dude at work, I just found out

    he paid $175

    american cash moneys

    to see - seriously, to see Van Halen

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

    But it's Diamond Dave singing


    The tension between him and Eddie will explode on stage causing massive hissyfits of epic proportions.

    Hunter on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS TO SEE VAN HALEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Rankenphile on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i paid 80 to see tool the year before last
    insert tool joke here

    god that money would have been better spent on.. ..
    man i cant even make a joke, i'm so ashamed

    mully on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i paid 80 to see tool the year before last
    insert tool joke here

    god that money would have been better spent on.. ..
    man i cant even make a joke, i'm so ashamed
    If you want I can send you a picture of my balls for free.

    Callius on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i.. i've already seen, i think
    but thank you that's very kind

    mully on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I could send you a picture of Kusu's penis.

    Not mine.

    Daric on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Everyone's seen Cal's balls.

    You feel more special these days if you haven't.

    Jordyn on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I haven't seen any forumer penis. I'm like some kind of freak. :cry:

    Metzger Meister on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I sent a picture of my balls to Rank one time.

    I think he sent it to a bunch of other people too.

    Daric on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Everyone's seen Cal's balls.

    You feel more special these days if you haven't.

    I'm special!

    The Geek on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    I sent a picture of my balls to Rank one time.

    I think he sent it to a bunch of other people too.

    I like sharing.

    Rankenphile on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    I sent a picture of my balls to Rank one time.

    I think he sent it to a bunch of other people too.

    I like sharing.
    That's why Daric is so familiar.

    My score so far is:

    BALLS
    Rankenphile
    Daric
    Nucsh
    Callius

    WANG
    Callius

    God willing, it will never get any higher than that.

    naporeon on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Must...resist...temptation... :x

    Bogey on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Must...resist...temptation... :x
    Fuck.

    I just realized that this year's PAX pretty much quadrupled the number of forumers with my cell number.

    Shit.

    naporeon on
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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh

    OH

    My camera phone is a hussy.

    Rage on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    OK.

    For clarification, since it just happened, please do not PM me wang or scrote shots. I will probably just have a good laugh if you send them to my phone, but since I'm at work right now, I'd rather not get wang PMs.

    Well, I'd rather not get wang shots in ANY medium, honestly...but if I have to, please no PMs.

    naporeon on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    pm sent

    Jordyn on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    (of my wang)

    Jordyn on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so what you're saying is you want ball pms

    Kadith on
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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh Nappy McNapperson.

    What have you done.

    Rage on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Check your PMs.

    Dynagrip on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    so what you're saying is you want ball pms
    naporeon wrote: »
    ...please do not PM me wang or scrote shots.
    (Emphasis added.)

    naporeon on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Ahahahahaha!

    I <3 you guys.

    Bogey on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    so what you're saying is you want ball pms
    naporeon wrote: »
    ...please do not PM me wang or scrote shots.
    (Emphasis added.)
    I thought about reading it a second time

    but screw that.

    Kadith on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Nap's using reverse psychology.

    PotU on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Well at least you guys still do this

    makes me feel a lot better

    Obbi on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What's naps cell number.

    Kadith on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Ahahahahaha!

    I <3 you guys.
    Of course.

    Why give in to temptation when you can just encourage other people to enact your dark plans?

    <3

    naporeon on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    hmm

    I watched the mass effect demo at pax with tycho

    that's... that's about all I got

    I guess I did work at the Verizon Wireless where the washington wizards bought their cell phones

    but

    you know

    it's the Washington Wizards
    Dude, how could you forget this classy gent?

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    oh jesus, yeah

    driving around in his riddler mobile

    I fixed his Treo

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    TyjetTyjet Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Here some weird news, a guy rips off a duck's head and says "I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it."

    Tyjet on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That's not weird.

    ChicoBlue on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Duck heads are fairly delicious

    Obbi on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Here's some weird news

    Daric on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    this one time in a locker room an ex-football player showed me his super bowl ring

    the wook on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    this one time in a locker room an ex-football player showed me his super bowl ring

    ... is that what they're calling it?

    "superbowl" ring?

    Metzger Meister on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was like 16

    the wook on
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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yea, that it makes it alright.

    Puscifer on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ... So he was a pedophile, then?

    Metzger Meister on
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