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In need of a kick-ass quote.

TiniTini SlippyPARegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
So basically I'm in need of a quote that will accompany my photo in the yearbook. I'm looking for something intelligent of course and sort of a 'holy shit' moment in your mind when you read it.

So far these are ones I've come upon and enjoyed:

"Vi Veri Universum Vivus Vici" Translation: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
^V for Vendetta

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H.P. Lovecraft

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    A high school student using a latin quote in a yearbook like that sets off my douchebag-signal. Find something simple, less pretentious sounding.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm with stupid >

    Assuming of course that the photos will be lined up next to each other

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If its for your year book shouldn't you have a quote that you came up with?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    If its for your year book shouldn't you have a quote that you came up with?

    Usually yearbook quotes aren't from the actual student; they're supposed to be indicative of their philosophy, or just a quote that they like.

    Mine was

    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "If you can't do something smart, do something right." - Jayne

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    in my yearbook an acquaintance of mine wrote something about 'rainbows are the beauty of the world!' and my friend that was next to her in the yearbook wrote 'only idiots chase rainbows'

    it was pretty great. also, Choose something that you really like, but try to avoid being pretentious about it, or years from now people will be giggling at their yearbooks at you.

    This kind of uote is something you should choose for yourself in my opinion, searching for it is part of the fun.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Do you have a certain concept or something that you want the quote to follow? Life, living, individuality, what?

    EDIT: Found a good one by Friedrich Nietzsche. "A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions — as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all."

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ok must have been different for my highschool, they just asked you for something silly.

    How about "Only the dead have seen the end of war", It's listed as a quote of Platos but there is no verification of that, so you could take it.

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  • DividerDivider Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Smile you son of a bitch has always been a fav of mine.

    But seriously for your yearbook the ones you've picked seem a little too......whats the word.....EPIC! Only if your like king of the school should that quote be bestowed with your name.

    A nice simple quote from a favorite movie of mine seems to fit this bill - We all start off as strangers, it's where we end up that counts.

    I mean shit you were in school, we all start off as said strangers and wahla - look where your at!!!

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  • zeppelinzeppelin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    A close friend of mine put down "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!", uncredited, so it looked like he wrote it. Ridiculed for the rest of his life.

    My favorites are Mark Twain quotes. But I decided on:

    I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
    Kurt Cobain

    It's very cock in your face, but I went to a Christian school and got in a lot shit for listening to Nirvana (seriously... long story, but it involves a suspension for listening to said band)

    I don't know how they accepted that quote.

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I can see how the Latin quote is a bit too much, but i really like the second one but I'm not so sure i want to use it, and trust me I've been searching for a while. I don't want something simple, I like to have people read a quote and actually have to read into it and see what it means.

    Also Catholic School so language more then likely wont fly.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Scooter wrote: »
    "If you can't do something smart, do something right." - Jayne

    I'm pretty sure this is from Book, not Jayne. At least that sounds like a more Book'ish quotation.

    Also, don't do any latin - makes you look like a douchebag.

    I really like Scooter's suggestion and I think it tops anything else in this thread.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "There ain't no answer. There ain't going to be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer."

    Gertrude Stein

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tini wrote: »
    I can see how the Latin quote is a bit too much, but i really like the second one but I'm not so sure i want to use it, and trust me I've been searching for a while. I don't want something simple, I like to have people read a quote and actually have to read into it and see what it means.

    Also Catholic School so language more then likely wont fly.

    Well, it's up to you, really...But where I'm from a quote like that would warrant a good cock-punching

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    How about something you say all the time?

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    "If you can't do something smart, do something right." - Jayne

    I'm pretty sure this is from Book, not Jayne. At least that sounds like a more Book'ish quotation.

    Also, don't do any latin - makes you look like a douchebag.

    I really like Scooter's suggestion and I think it tops anything else in this thread.

    Book was dead by this point. Jayne did say he heard it from somewhere else, but I can't remember if it was his dad or Book or whoever. Jayne's the only one we hear it from anyways.

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

    That gets my vote.

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  • UndefinedMonkeyUndefinedMonkey Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." -- Frank Zappa

    Honestly, though, this is supposed to be a personal thing, so you're better off finding something on your own. I will suggest that you find a quote that:
    - you like;
    - isn't in Latin;
    - isn't from Fight Club;
    - you won't be embarassed about in ten years.

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  • Arch Guru XXArch Guru XX Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My favorite ever Futurama quote:

    'It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then winder came and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car! Is any of this getting through to you?' - Phillip J. Fry

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Scooter wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    "If you can't do something smart, do something right." - Jayne

    I'm pretty sure this is from Book, not Jayne. At least that sounds like a more Book'ish quotation.

    Also, don't do any latin - makes you look like a douchebag.

    I really like Scooter's suggestion and I think it tops anything else in this thread.

    Book was dead by this point. Jayne did say he heard it from somewhere else, but I can't remember if it was his dad or Book or whoever. Jayne's the only one we hear it from anyways.

    Jayne says that Book used to say it, IIRC.

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  • OddsonOddson my name is chance TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I kind of liked this quote from Isaac Asimov's Foundation, "Never let your sense of morals stop you from doing what's right."

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
    Mark Twain

    Actually Mark Twain has a lot of funny, amazing quotes.

    Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
    Mark Twain

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." -- Frank Zappa

    Honestly, though, this is supposed to be a personal thing, so you're better off finding something on your own. I will suggest that you find a quote that:
    - you like;
    - isn't in Latin;
    - isn't from Fight Club;
    - you won't be embarassed about in ten years.

    Awww you mean no quotes like "I am Jack's colon." or "I am Jack's smirking revenge."

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  • UndefinedMonkeyUndefinedMonkey Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tini wrote: »
    "You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." -- Frank Zappa

    Honestly, though, this is supposed to be a personal thing, so you're better off finding something on your own. I will suggest that you find a quote that:
    - you like;
    - isn't in Latin;
    - isn't from Fight Club;
    - you won't be embarassed about in ten years.

    Awww you mean no quotes like "I am Jack's colon." or "I am Jack's smirking revenge."

    I know it hurts, but it's for the best. His other books are fair game, though.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Sail on."

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  • Seaborn111Seaborn111 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my sig, K thx.

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  • MrBeelzyMrBeelzy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My school just took random quotes and scattered them about the yearbook. I dug mine, but it didn't get put in for some reason. It was something to the effect of "big words, deep sentiments" because everyone else said shit they didn't mean.

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  • variantvariant Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was pretty gone[mentally] when I wrote my quote, it was supposed to be about what do you predict for the future, and I basically wrote that "I hope there's hoverboards, like Back to The Future."
    Haha, middleschool... good times.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Bible's broken"


    "Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."


    Shit, this is hard =\

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  • Masked_MulletMasked_Mullet Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think for my graduating quote was

    "I just don't believe there are two scoops of raisins.."

    it worked. plain an simple

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  • AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One always dies too soon--or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are--your life, and nothing else.

    Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit

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  • joshuadewaaljoshuadewaal Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Its better to be pissed off, then pissed on."

    -Dennis Rodman

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

    Cocky? I like it.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kinda geeky one, but one of my favorites from the Magic: The gathering card game:

    "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire"

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think for my graduating quote was

    "I just don't believe there are two scoops of raisins.."

    it worked. plain an simple

    I have to say, I'm not a fan of funny quotes so much, but this one... holy shit. I may just have to use it.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kinda geeky one, but one of my favorites from the Magic: The gathering card game:

    "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire"

    While it's no good for this context, one of my favorite MtG quotes was from Hill Giants or something like that.

    "Fortunately, Hill Giants have large blind spots that are easy to hide in.

    Unfortunately, these are under the bottoms of their feet."

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  • GorgeeenGorgeeen __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    "War. War never changes."

    or


    "Hell, it's about time."

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "At least a dozen men, some of them little better off than he was, explained to him that wheel and car were no longer joined by any physical bond."



    Alternately, You can have "Party on Wayne"

    and then your best friend can have "Party on Garth"

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in a sewer and die."

    -Mel Brooks.

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