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Man what the fuck

Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Jesus what the fuck.
I just got done calling the cops at work because this one kid threatened to stab these other kids.
He was 13, and the other kids were like between 8 and 12. What the fuck is wrong with that kid?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Maybe those two kids were being dicks.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sometimes stabbing is the only way to solve a problem.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Maybe those two kids were being dicks.

    yeah maybe they deserved to get knifed

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Why did you have to go and screw with his IRL PvPin'?

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    because you have to wait until 18 before threatening to stab someone is ok?

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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    At 13 you don't threaten to stab people.

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    Neither the whole of truth nor the whole of good is revealed to any single observer, although each observer gains a partial superiority of insight from the peculiar position in which he stands. It is enough to ask of each of us that he should be faithful to his own opportunities and make the most of his own blessings, without presuming to regulate the rest of the vast field.
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hahaha, kids these days, getting all uppity on the pokemanz

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well

    did he have a knife

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They are kids

    it is part of their growing process

    they have to do mistakes to learn

    in that case, let the kid stab the other kids, he will learn

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, I know I made that joke, but this is ridiculous. I really think that kid would've stabbed them if I hadn't been standing there.
    EDIT: Well, this kid was staring at them with his hand in his pocket fingering something.
    And they said he pulled it out at the playground.

    And man you don't make up shit about people having a goddamn knife.

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

    doesn't matter if they are girls or not, if they weren't being dicks this wouldn't be a problem.

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  • ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    Why did you have to go and screw with his IRL PvPin'?

    Dumb kid should have known that Backstab and Vanish was the way to go, anyway

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    Why did you have to go and screw with his IRL PvPin'?

    What the hell is wrong with you man!

    Doing such jokes about real stuff like thats

    Thats terrible




    You lost 50DKP for that

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

    Maybe he was telling them he wanted to have sex with them.

    Maybe stabbing is slang for sexing

    you know... like stabbing with his penis?

    Maybe?

    Kids these days

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    House of Knives.

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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think you mean

    fifty dkp minus

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    Neither the whole of truth nor the whole of good is revealed to any single observer, although each observer gains a partial superiority of insight from the peculiar position in which he stands. It is enough to ask of each of us that he should be faithful to his own opportunities and make the most of his own blessings, without presuming to regulate the rest of the vast field.
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    were they makin' fun of his small weewee

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    House of Knives.

    Cutco

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    I work at a drugstore in a fairly nice town.
    Of course my store isn't far from the lower-end developments. It also turns out that this kid has been arrested before for breaking into someone's apartment.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The times they are a-changing.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think you mean

    fifty dkp minus

    Yes, thats what I mean

    Yes

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    House of Knives.

    Cutco

    Stab-o-rama

    "We're Slashing the prices!"

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

    what age is appropriate to threaten to stab girls?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    I work at a drugstore in a fairly nice town.
    Of course my store isn't far from the lower-end developments. It also turns out that this kid has been arrested before for breaking into someone's apartment.

    hahaha that kid is crazy

    they need to do a TV show about him

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    At around that age girls should be getting used to seeing a bit of their own blood.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

    what age is appropriate to threaten to stab girls?

    Uh. None.
    I want to know what this kid was doing carrying around a fucking knife at 13. When I was 13, I didn't have a knife unless we were camping, and I had my Swiss Army knife, and the rest of the time it was in my nightstand.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    where do you work?

    I work at a drugstore in a fairly nice town.
    Of course my store isn't far from the lower-end developments. It also turns out that this kid has been arrested before for breaking into someone's apartment.

    hahaha that kid is crazy

    they need to do a TV show about him

    Wiggin is the straight laced drugstore clerk, that kid is the future violent rapist. It'll be a hit!

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Reminds me, I saw this little 12 years old girl that was dressed like a slut. I would have only jeans on me and I would be wearing more tissue then her.

    It was terrible. We laughed at her a lot.

    By We I mean me and my friends

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    that's pretty fucking pathetic if he needs to threaten eight year olds to get his jollies

    My manager said that when the cops showed up, and the kids pointed him out, the first thing the cop said was "You again?"
    This is not a good sign.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Not everyone has a nightstand, Loli.

    Some of us are born and raised on the streets. The only furniture we have next to our beds is the hobo we killed before laying down.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't stab me bro

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Not everyone has a nightstand, Loli.

    Some of us are born and raised on the streets. The only furniture we have next to our beds is the hobo we killed before laying down.

    I've felt the streets

    They're cold

    and pavementy

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Eh. One of my friends in middle school apparently breaks into houses and steals now.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you'd go around stabbing kids too

    if you've been through the things this kid has

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man loli you should of just went up to him and wait for him to try and stab you then bring out your hand all neo from the matrix like and when it hits you only a little blood comes out and everyones like holy shit

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    No, but we have our share of those, too.
    He was just a little shit who threatened to stab these kids.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sucks that he went after younger kids, if he tried that on anyone I knew when I was around that age he would have had the shit beaten out of him.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Dude.
    There was one kid, a boy, 13 years old, threatening to stab these six other kids, between 8 and 12 years old, all of whom where girls.
    At 13 you do not threaten to stab people what the fuck.

    what age is appropriate to threaten to stab girls?
    exactly

    I had a little excitement taking the bus up to Ballard today. Shortly after I got on the bus, I stood up to offer my seat to a lady because all the seats were full. When I stood up my garment bag (I was returning a tux) apparently bumped into this punk who immediately stood up in my face and telling me step outside if I want to throw down on him. So I tell him to sit down and he's calling me a faggot and other people tell him to shut up so he calls them faggots and threatens a few other people as well. Dick gets off the bus yelling threats at this older dude and challenging him to get off the bus so he can beat his ass and all the while the bus driver is supposedly unaware of all the shouting that's going on. He then follows the bus to the next stop, gets back on and starts talking shit to this old dude and then starts wrestling with him on the bus, almost smothering a 70 year old lady while several of us restrain him. Finally we make him get off the bus and the driver finally "notices" that something's going on and calls the transit police but by the time they got there he had of course already scooted off and the bus driver was ignorantly telling the old guy that he attacked the punk even though she said she didn't know anything was going on until after the fight.

    After all that I didn't even get a blow job from the lady I gave my seat up to.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you shoulda bust out the krav maga

    gouging him in his eyes

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