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Pedophilia: Serious Business

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph are you honestly trying to say that rape penalties shouldn't be so severe?

    Christ, dude. What in the hell.

    Honestly I've asked a crim justice prof who was a former lt. and he said yeah basically anyone who rapes a kid or kills a kid is dead in prison from the other prisoners

    but really im just maeking sarcastic post

    it's like saying those 9/11 people knew the deal cause new york is dangerous

    Seph on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Please don't rape us!"
    ...

    "Please don't make it so appealing!"

    Seph on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

    pooro you are a solid dude

    Life gives me lemons, and I throw those lemons back and go "Oh no you don't, fucker"

    Poorochondriac on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

    pooro you are a solid dude

    Life gives me lemons, and I throw those lemons back and go "Oh no you don't, fucker"

    really? because you are missing out on lemonade than, that's one hell of a refreshing drink

    Franko on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    life gives me lemons and I say "what kind of quality are these lemons, are they fresh lemons?" and life is all "uhhh"

    Seph on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    life gives me cabbage

    and I'm like "what the hell life?

    what the hell?

    seriously"

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    Odin on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hahaha

    rentaloli: now with 15% off tuesdays

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    knock knock

    door opens

    i've come to beat you up with this baseball bat

    i'm such a rad dude

    I have known several rad dudes.

    trentsteel on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    As a white man living in China I get asked by atleast 3 different prostitutes if I want some sex on my 10 minute walk home from work. And I live in one of the nicer parts of the town

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hahaha

    rentaloli: now with 15% off tuesdays

    hey that's today! (i got my card)

    Seph on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    Killjoy on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When you say underage, how underage?

    Because seventeen is a lot different from twelve.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    As a white man living in China I get asked by atleast 3 different prostitutes if I want some sex on 10 minute walk home from work. And I live in one of the nicer parts of the town

    make them pay you

    Seph on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    But how do you sell something you can't give away for free?

    Poorochondriac on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    HOLY SHIT

    How the hell does one "rent out" people, underage

    FUcking sickos. someone call in the Punisher.

    trentsteel on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    But how do you sell something you can't give away for free?

    ultraburn


    and 15 good god

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    CognizanceCognizance Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    thats pretty seriously fucked up

    Cognizance on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Apparently 14/15.
    Yeah.

    I'm okay with stringing this guy up.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    As a white man living in China I get asked by atleast 3 different prostitutes if I want some sex on 10 minute walk home from work. And I live in one of the nicer parts of the town

    make them pay you

    I know what to say, but I don't know the correct grammar on how to say it

    Franko on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    HOLY SHIT

    How the hell does one "rent out" people, underage

    FUcking sickos. someone call in the Detective Hartigan.

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    thats pretty seriously fucked up

    Franko on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    But how do you sell something you can't give away for free?

    ultraburn


    and 15 good god

    Ice burn

    Poorochondriac on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When you say underage, how underage?

    Because seventeen is a lot different from twelve.

    maybe he means ünderage

    some kind of new german anger sex

    Seph on
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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When you say underage, how underage?

    Because seventeen is a lot different from twelve.

    We're talking 14-15 here, at least thats how young one of the girls is

    edit: beaten

    Odin on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    But how do you sell something you can't give away for free?

    ultraburn


    and 15 good god

    Ice burn

    Man I can totally get bagged.

    But by ugly people.

    Killjoy on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    Odin wrote: »
    When you say underage, how underage?

    Because seventeen is a lot different from twelve.

    We're talking 14-15 here, at least thats how young one of the girls is

    that's legal in a whole bunch of places

    Knob on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    take away his weapon


    both of them

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    how will he get to the market without his cane/rapier

    Seph on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd bnever fuck an underaged girl, I'd probably be obligated to help her with her math homework after, and i'm fucking through with math

    Franko on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    So wait, I could rent myself out for money.

    But how do you sell something you can't give away for free?

    ultraburn


    and 15 good god

    Ice burn

    Man I can totally get bagged.

    But by ugly people.

    literally bagged

    body sized

    with a small small tiny minuscule hole near the belt region

    (and i mean tiny)

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    how will he get to the market without his cane/rapier

    Fuck swordcanes, I'm bringing my swordcudgel.

    Killjoy on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    how will he get to the market without his cane/rapier

    Fuck swordcanes, I'm bringing my swordcudgel.

    wand canes are the coolest

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    UPDATE:

    I've just been talking on the phone with a friend of mine, who knows more about all this ordeal than me, and according to him, the girls where all nieces of this old guy who "rented" them out for money. God knows how long this has been going on for, but I hope they put this pig in jail. I assume one or more of the girls had enough of all this and decided to cough it all up.

    As a white man living in China I get asked by atleast 3 different prostitutes if I want some sex on my 10 minute walk home from work. And I live in one of the nicer parts of the town

    Whats it like living in China?

    Captain Crunch on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    how will he get to the market without his cane/rapier

    Fuck swordcanes, I'm bringing my swordcudgel.

    wand canes are the coolest

    How about a purse filled with used condoms?

    That should deter robbers.

    Killjoy on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    man do not get down on this guy too much

    it's hard out there for a pimp

    Knob on
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    CognizanceCognizance Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i think knob should have an oscar.

    Cognizance on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    man do not get down on this guy too much

    it's hard out there for a pimp

    but extra hard for these hoes



    WHO ARE 15

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    man do not get down on this guy too much

    it's hard out there for a pimp

    but extra hard for these hoes



    WHO ARE 15

    Really really hard.

    Killjoy on
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