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I want my ring back!

KallesUpKallesUp Registered User new member
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Take a look on this!

A few days ago, I made that mistake too cheat on my fiancé with one of her girlfriends, and as that man I was, I confessed. You know. And she broke up with me. And now I want the ring back, because it is really expensive, and I can use it for the next girl I`m going to purpose too. But Maria (my ex-fiancé) wont give me back the ring. How do I get it back, any suggestions? Can I call the police or something. I bought her the ring, you know.

Hope there are some people out there, that can give me some good advice.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    She took it precioussssss

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cum-dumpster is a great phrase i think

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stick your dick, in your own mouth.

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    WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bitch and moan to her about it.

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    I don't know what I'm doing.
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    smeagol_1.jpg

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Take a look on this!

    Take a look on this!

    Take a look on this!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cry on the phone about it with her.

    Really whine and screech hard.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Take a look on this!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    actually, its a conditional gift, if she had cheated on you, you would be able to get it back, but since you did the cheating, she can keep it for good.

    i remember hearing that on some judge show, i wonder if it is actually true.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You should take a hammer, and just beat your cock dead with it.

    Really use that claw too, just rip and tear at that dick.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    really I think she should keep it.

    Also burn all your shit.

    And kick you in the nuts.

    And keep all the friends.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    smeagol.jpg

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cumswilling ditchpig is one of my favourite insults

    gollum.jpe

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You should take a hammer, and just beat your cock dead with it.

    Really use that claw too, just rip and tear at that dick.

    yea, this, do this.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think I have the answer.

    You should shoot a nail down the hole of your dick.

    With a high pressured nail gun.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ALT
    if you are not an alt

    then kill yourself

    it'll get the ring back I promise

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    wait i think i messed up

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't care, I haven't thread shit in weeks, let us pretend viv.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
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    PRECIOUS IS TAKING A LOOK ON THISSSSS

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think you should experiment with testicular juicing

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh mully. you cad

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    smeagol.jpg
    PRECIOUS IS TAKING A LOOK ON THISSSSS

    Take a look on this!

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    KallesUp, tell us about the time you spent with your ex-fiancees friend.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    What's taters precious?

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    KallesUp wrote: »
    Take a look on this!

    A few days ago, I made that mistake too cheat on my fiancé with one of her girlfriends, and as that man I was, I confessed. You know. And she broke up with me. And now I want the ring back, because it is really expensive, and I can use it for the next girl I`m going to purpose too. But Maria (my ex-fiancé) wont give me back the ring. How do I get it back, any suggestions? Can I call the police or something. I bought her the ring, you know.

    Hope there are some people out there, that can give me some good advice.

    She deserves to keep the ring, you illiterate chimp. Haven't you ever heard of gifts before?

    Here is how I suggest handling the situation. Go buy a more expensive ring. Go to her house, and offer to trade the more expensive one for the one you gave her originally. Then she might give it back to you. This is 100% foolproof! A++++++ would suggest again!

    Don't go "purposing too" any ladies anytime soon.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wow, you sound like you really regret fucking around with one of her friends.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it's like he made a deal with the devil to trade the straightness of his face in exchange for straightness of his teeth

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    KallesUp wrote: »
    Take a look on this!

    I am an ENOURMOUS piece of shit and want something I gave as my pledge of eternal love back from the woman I cheated on so I can throw it at some other girl and break her heart too.

    That how we do, TAKE A LOOK ON THIS SHIT N*****!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ALT

    no one can actually be this fucking retarded

    get out you stupid alt

    ALT ALT ALT

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, 150

    Are you doing another one of your things.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What's taters precious?

    What's taters, eh?


    PO

    TAY

    TOS

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    What's taters precious?

    What's taters, eh?


    PO

    TAY

    TOS

    Cook em, mash em, stickemina stew!

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    WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    no one can actually be this fucking retarded
    Ahem.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hello! Welcome to our forums!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    ALT

    no one can actually be this fucking retarded

    get out you stupid alt

    ALT ALT ALT

    Viv, just sit back and enjoy the moment.

    How often are we all united in our loathing?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    no one can actually be this fucking retarded
    Ahem.

    THANKS FOR THE VISUAL AID

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    What's taters precious?

    What's taters, eh?


    PO

    TAY

    TOS

    Cook em, mash em, stickemina stew!

    boil em

    Tossrock on
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