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My Fellow.....students.

BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Ok, I am gonna runfor student president. Now as everyone know, what a good president needs is not good ideals, not a good plan for their time in office, not even good voting hooks. What I need is a style. and cool posters. So i send this out, over the waves of the cybersea. I need, no I demand Ideas for my campain posters! Help be gain power, and together we could rule as one!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    all you need is some shades an a cool dance

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    puns are popular, what is your name? Make a pun out of your name

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You need bitches.

    Possibly a ho or two thrown in.

    Puscifer on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you get a dance you get some hos

    look i'm just saying soulja boy has a number 1 hit now

    what do you have

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    promise to make the lunchladies serve chimichangas.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hire hookers to pass out treatbags

    Inside the treatbags will be pot

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As much as i love the puns, i doubt that My name could work. It's a bit boring and a bit simple. I mena, I guess i could do something with my last name. but it's quite lame.

    Self....


    I got nothing.

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    all I'm saying is that he needs a good mix between bitches and hos.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    you get a dance you get some hos

    look i'm just saying soulja boy has a number 1 hit now

    what do you have


    I am painfully white. This plan will not work.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    White people can dance, too

    Work the hips, man

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    you get a dance you get some hos

    look i'm just saying soulja boy has a number 1 hit now

    what do you have


    I am painfully white. This plan will not work.

    You can at least learn to crip walk, you lazybutt

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    you get a dance you get some hos

    look i'm just saying soulja boy has a number 1 hit now

    what do you have


    I am painfully white. This plan will not work.

    there's nothing more popular than a white kid trying to act ghetto

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    dance in the hallway

    and when someone asks you to move go

    pimps and playas

    relocate

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    walk it out

    walk it out

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    on your poster just write

    I'm a real g homie got six figures on me

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    you get a dance you get some hos

    look i'm just saying soulja boy has a number 1 hit now

    what do you have


    I am painfully white. This plan will not work.

    there's nothing more popular than a white kid trying to act ghetto


    Mnnnn, I could get a cane........

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    walk it out

    walk it out

    chip the cups and crack the plates...

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    As much as i love the puns, i doubt that My name could work. It's a bit boring and a bit simple. I mena, I guess i could do something with my last name. but it's quite lame.

    Self....


    I got nothing.

    Don't be Selfish

    Vote for Self
    or he'll molest you

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    As much as i love the puns, i doubt that My name could work. It's a bit boring and a bit simple. I mena, I guess i could do something with my last name. but it's quite lame.

    Self....


    I got nothing.

    Don't be Selfish

    Vote for Self
    or he'll molest you

    Yeah, that'll really get me the youngsters vote, won't it?

    Nothing the kids like more that a good'old molester.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't vote for yourself

    Vote for Self
    he is more qualified than you will ever be you pathetic sack of fat

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now to go back to working on Clinton '08

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    on your poster just write

    I'm a real g homie got six figures on me

    I am guessing this won't work with my friends idea of wearing David Byrne style baggy suit.



    But I could make it work!

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Don't vote for yourself

    Vote for Self
    he is more qualified than you will ever be you pathetic sack of fat

    in all honesty, I'd vote for you if this was your campaign

    you probably won't do it, though

    no balls, you're stuck on a baggy suit idea that has no legs

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    just do like everyone else and post posters with pictures of you ass-drunk on it with a terribly spelled slogan

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jermaine Champaigne wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    Don't vote for yourself

    Vote for Self
    he is more qualified than you will ever be you pathetic sack of fat

    in all honesty, I'd vote for you if this was your campaign

    you probably won't do it, though

    no balls, you're stuck on a baggy suit idea that has no legs


    Hey that wasn't my Idea! This was the idea of a guy who once got his head stuck in a bicycle lock. I doubt I will acctually go with the suit idea.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Watch out for this girl, she'll stop at nothing to ruin your chances. Also, Ferris Bueller will be married to the chick from Herman's Head, get stung in the eye by a bee, and get fired.
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  • johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Hire hookers to pass out treatbags

    Inside the treatbags will be more hookers

    fixed

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    on your poster just write

    I'm a real g homie, throw six figures on me

    God. Get it right homie.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    swallow a goldfish

    then get down with your bad self

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I mean, my idea was going to be a poster of me, with al ripped muscles and shit, glistening in the sun as i lift up the head of a nazi.

    But no-one will draw it, and I doubt a MSpaint version will do.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    that's pretty cool, when you gotta have this? I'd give it a shot, but I'm busy right now and can't waste any more time on a forum I rarely frequent

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    promise to remove womens suffrage

    also, get ethnic minorities removed from the voting list to increase your chances of winning

    that is, if "Self doesn't care about black people"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dress up like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and champion wrestler. Shoot a machine gun in the air and tell those bitches to vote for you or you'll kick them in the nuts.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Go Fuck YourSelf
    Or Else Self will Fuck YOU

    Vote Self '08

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    just do like everyone else and post posters with pictures of you ass-drunk on it with a terribly spelled slogan

    This Prezidant will set the Precadent...FOR TROOTH!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dress up like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and champion wrestler. Shoot a machine gun in the air and tell those bitches to vote for you or you'll kick them in the nuts.

    yessssss

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Make it rain" at the debate. You'll be a shoe in.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    cool posters just make you look like you're trying too hard

    all you need is popularity

    bucketloads of sweet popularity

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I would suggest shiny, metallic Hammer pants, oversized sunglasses, and a slogan that reads "You CAN touch this!"

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Give Communism a chance

    Self for Student President 07

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