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Apparently, I am a brittle old man and tfs is a bitch

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
A couple of you that i have talked to know that i've been complaining about leg pains for a while. Mainly in the hip, sometimes it's too painful for me to get out of bed, and I know I've missed at least one class because of it. It hurts.

Well, I went to see a doctor a while ago, and he gave me some pills and did an x-ray.


"Surprise! It's arthritis in your hip and back."

Not a very good surprise.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Munkus, I want to see you and Stale in a cage match.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Did he really say surprise?

    That was pretty cunty if he did

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Not that we would need a cage, really, some pillow's stacked up nice and high would probably work.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    A couple of you that i have talked to know that i've been complaining about leg pains for a while. Mainly in the hip, sometimes it's too painful for me to get out of bed, and I know I've missed at least one class because of it. It hurts.

    Well, I went to see a doctor a while ago, and he gave me some pills and did an x-ray.


    "Surprise! It's arthritis in your hip and back."

    Not a very good surprise.
    you're the old man now dogg!

    in your face

    Druhim on
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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Is your colon still hurting?

    Daric on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    arthritis eh

    shit isnt that one of those things where you now have a perfect excuse for not doing anything

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Or a perfect excuse for drugs.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    A couple of you that i have talked to know that i've been complaining about leg pains for a while. Mainly in the hip, sometimes it's too painful for me to get out of bed, and I know I've missed at least one class because of it. It hurts.

    Well, I went to see a doctor a while ago, and he gave me some pills and did an x-ray.


    "Surprise! It's arthritis in your hip and back."

    Not a very good surprise.
    you're the old man now dogg!

    in your face

    Oh God my joints went before druhim.

    I'm going to be dead at 30 D:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    jesus

    this whole "being alive" thing sure ain't workin out for you too good, sport

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    no Munkus don't die at 30

    then I won't be able to mock you when I'm 50 and (hopefully) still fully mobile

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i have arthritis munkus

    we can go cane shopping together

    Pony on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    According to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. you have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman. Oh, and one more thing. You may have osteoporosis.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    You see, certain types of arthritis are related to crohn's and colitis, but they aren't exactly sure how.

    Also, one of the many side effects of prednisone (which I was on for WAY too long, and I curse the name of the doctor who kept me on that shit as long as he did. Makes me mad just thinking about it) is joint problems.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    medical science means that in twenty years your body will be mostly artificial

    plastics, man

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    My immune system ain't gonna have none of that.

    It'll be all 'REJECT REJECT REJECT RENAL FAILURE'

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, could you imagine...

    Doctor is all like "I have a surprise for you! You have colon cancer! IN YOUR BUTT"

    .

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    oh man dru you're not the old guy anymore.

    Wanna go clubbing then hit up this kegger afterparty?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Did he really say surprise?

    That was pretty cunty if he did
    i demand an answer to this

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well, at least you have your health

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Man, could you imagine...

    Doctor is all like "I have a surprise for you! You have colon cancer! IN YOUR BUTT"

    .

    I think it'd be a little difficult for him to have colon cancer.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have two dessicated discs, degenerative disc disease and facet arthrosis and I'm running a 5k in a few days.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    medical science means that in twenty years your body will be mostly artificial

    plastics, man
    i'd be the first one on the bandwagon for replacing all my organs with artifical ones

    especially that troublesome penis

    Pony on
  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Be positive Munkus at least your penis is not falling off

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    oh man dru you're not the old guy anymore.

    Wanna go clubbing then hit up this kegger afterparty?
    that'd be rad

    I haven't clubbed seals in ages

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    alls I want is a skull gun

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    medical science means that in twenty years your body will be mostly artificial

    plastics, man
    i'd be the first one on the bandwagon for replacing all my organs with artifical ones

    especially that troublesome penis
    man I mean when science starts to perfect artifical organs

    fuck all if I can replace portions of my brain with computer parts

    hi i am ray kurzweil i have a book you may want to read

    Pony on
  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Man, could you imagine...

    Doctor is all like "I have a surprise for you! You have colon cancer! IN YOUR BUTT"

    .

    I think it'd be a little difficult for him to have colon cancer.


    Memphasis was on the whole way the doctor starts off everything with "Surprise!"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Man, could you imagine...

    Doctor is all like "I have a surprise for you! You have colon cancer! IN YOUR BUTT"

    .

    I think it'd be a little difficult for him to have colon cancer.


    Memphasis was on the whole way the doctor starts off everything with "Surprise!"
    the inside joke you may be unaware of is that Munkus has no colon

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Munkus's title should be "Ask me about my colon"

    And then his location could be "I don't have one, you see."

    And then his sig could be a picture of a colon with a circle slash over it.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Everyone should have a title/location/sig that explains everything about themselves that people should know so they don't embarrass themselves trying to make jokes.

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Man, could you imagine...

    Doctor is all like "I have a surprise for you! You have colon cancer! IN YOUR BUTT"

    .

    I think it'd be a little difficult for him to have colon cancer.


    Memphasis was on the whole way the doctor starts off everything with "Surprise!"
    the inside joke you may be unaware of is that Munkus has no colon

    Oh shit.


    *pun intended maybe

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait no, I like to laugh at people.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    do they still have it somewhere

    he ought to get a colon-hat made

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Everyone should have a title/location/sig that explains everything about themselves that people should know so they don't embarrass themselves trying to make jokes.

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    Weaver on
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