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Kal-El Fanboy Thread (Smallville)

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
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I know Smallville is not canon.
I know it breaks rules. I know Jordyn and (probably) Keith will hate me because they hate the show.
But it is a guilty pleasure of mine and I love it.

I know I'm not the only one SE++. Fess up!
You are intrigued by Michael Rosenbaum's baldness!
You hate Lana with the heat of Earth's yellow sun!
You know that Bo knew being a daddy!

This is the thread about it and season 7.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited September 2007
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I love Smallville. Especially last season, what with the wedding and the whining and the justice league and the two WWE wrestlers appearing. Hopefully, this season turns out good.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i do not like smallville

    at all

    it's SuperOC

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Red Son should be canon >:(

    I thought it was (is?)

    Wasn't there some reference to it in one of the Crises

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I love Smallville. Especially last season, what with the wedding and the whining and the justice league and the two WWE wrestlers appearing. Hopefully, this season turns out good.

    Yeah. Season 5 was one of the weakest, in my opinion.
    But season 6 totally redeemed it.
    And they COULD have kept it by really killing off Lana.
    God, I would pay so much to see her die for real.
    I hate her so much.

    Season 5 was basically "Maybe they'll kill her off. That'll make it worth it" motivation to watch it :P

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i do not like smallville

    at all

    it's SuperOC


    agreed.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As much as Lana's character and actions suck so hard, especially that whole wedding thing, she's just too pretty to hate. I can't hate her, she used to be the face of Neutrogena.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i hate smallville

    it's everything comic books AREN'T

    I hate it

    I like superman's back history of growing up quietly in a rural town

    apparently this town has nightclubs and shit on tv

    so ludicrous

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    i hate smallville

    it's everything comic books AREN'T

    I hate it

    I like superman's back history of growing up quietly in a rural town

    apparently this town has nightclubs and shit on tv

    so ludicrous

    you can find superman in da club

    group orgying with all the highschool girls

    instead of saving people

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    please see the "i know some don't like it and i dont care" statements. :P

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i do not like smallville

    at all

    it's SuperOC

    Yeah, the odd person ( no one I know well or respect the opinions of) tell me to watch this show.


    I tried to tune in a couple times; and all I got was:



    Ext. Day. Beach

    1st Female character: Kent looks so cute in those shorts!

    2nd Female character: Yeah, but what about Brent?

    1st Female character: Oh, you didn't hear? he's single now!

    2nd Female character: What? Him and Lana broke up?


    CLICK

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i do not like smallville

    at all

    it's SuperOC

    Yeah, the odd person ( no one I know well or respect the opinions of) tell me to watch this show.


    I tried to tune in a couple times; and all I got was:



    Ext. Day. Beach

    1st Female character: Kent looks so cute in those shorts!

    2nd Female character: Yeah, but what about Brent?

    1st Female character: Oh, you didn't hear? he's single now!

    2nd Female character: What? Him and Lana broke up?


    CLICK

    That was season 1; hardly worth watching.
    Still, I've recommended the show to nobody. I don't care who does or doesn't watch it. I enjoy it.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    jesus is there seriously seven seasons

    i'm not going to lie, i watched like probably four damn seasons

    and then i realized nothing was ever going to really happen

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jesus is there seriously seven seasons

    i'm not going to lie, i watched like probably four damn seasons

    and then i realized nothing was ever going to really happen

    That is why I quit watching Lois and CLark


    I was so psyched to see some big super hero battles go down

    FUCK


    hey look, the Jeffersons are the villians this week and maybe Clark doesn't love Lois anymore


    MUST WATCH

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Amazing 99% of Television is Garbage? REVALATION

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Amazing 99% of Television is Garbage? REVALATION

    Rubbish.

    More than 1% of ads are great.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I mean where would Clark Kent learn his usually soft spoken carry a big stick demeanor and him being a kind person

    WHERE WOULD THAT BE IF HE WAS IN THE CLUBS MACKIN ON HOES AND WEARING PULL OVER FLEECE

    he'd be all "Shit bitch, I'm supaman haven't you heard?! Gonna have to fuck ya up bro, that pussy is callin' my name."

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    superman drinkin natty ice

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I watched half of Smallville's first season and got sick of it. All of the Kryptonite villians were retarded.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you big ol' gay

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I didn't know this show was still on.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I watched the first season then immediately got sick of it.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Is this train wreck still on the fucking air?

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Amazing 99% of Television is Garbage? REVALATION

    Rubbish.

    More than 1% of ads are great.

    I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    smallville is fantastic and i love and screw all the haters.

    fuckin bizarro clark and shit
    C'MON!!

    and lana is hot, but chloe is extra cute and lois is just like that chick you know you're gonna nail and never call again because she's a big old slut good a wild ride

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Amazing 99% of Television is Garbage? REVALATION

    Rubbish.

    More than 1% of ads are great.

    I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.

    We've had some ads that have been better than entire series of shows.

    The Orange "You've been Tango'd" Man.
    The Sony Bravia Colour ad.
    The current Dairy Milk Phil Collins gorilla ad is pretty special.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Amazing 99% of Television is Garbage? REVALATION

    Rubbish.

    More than 1% of ads are great.

    I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.

    We've had some ads that have been better than entire series of shows.

    The Orange "You've been Tango'd" Man.
    The Sony Bravia Colour ad.
    The current Dairy Milk Phil Collins gorilla ad is pretty special.
    Yeah, but weigh all that against your average commercial drivel? I don't know if that really makes up for anything in terms of volume, you know what I mean?

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    smallville is fantastic and i love and screw all the haters.

    fuckin bizarro clark and shit
    C'MON!!

    and lana is hot, but chloe is extra cute and lois is just like that chick you know you're gonna nail and never call again because she's a big old slut good a wild ride

    You giant homp.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Not that Sil would get it but AT&T's ad with Roger Clemens is fucking hysterical.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm on board, I'm not bored.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I can't believe they had to drag J'onn into this mess.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    i don't know anything about smallville

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »

    I'm only going to say one thing, which strikes off all american ads being admissible in the "good" pile



    ..





    IDK my BFF Jill?

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait, they fucking put J'onn J'onzz in Smallville?


    Fuck that.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Wait, they fucking put J'onn J'onzz in Smallville?


    Fuck that.

    agreed... I was into this show up until season five, then they try to redeem themselves by bringing in the fucking Justsice League: Dawson's Creek Version. I don't need to see everyone in costume and then see clark just chilling there in his same fucking flannel shirt, but apparently he's the leader, since he's clark. It's already been said by DC inc. That smallville will not be given the rights to show the superman uniform, or bruce wayne/batman, so I'm out.

    On a side note, they should have given the flash his own series, that kid is pretty good.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've seen exactgly 10 minutes of Smallville, and it was more than enough for me to check the fuck out.


    Lex Luthor goes to an old blind fortune teller and blood rains from the skies on him in some sort of vision quest, and the lady dies.



    Hit me in the face with a sledge hammer why don't you.

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