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Kal-El Fanboy Thread (Smallville)
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
I know Smallville is not canon.
I know it breaks rules. I know Jordyn and (probably) Keith will hate me because they hate the show.
But it is a guilty pleasure of mine and I love it.
I know I'm not the only one SE++. Fess up!
You are intrigued by Michael Rosenbaum's baldness!
You hate Lana with the heat of Earth's yellow sun!
You know that Bo knew being a daddy!
I love Smallville. Especially last season, what with the wedding and the whining and the justice league and the two WWE wrestlers appearing. Hopefully, this season turns out good.
I love Smallville. Especially last season, what with the wedding and the whining and the justice league and the two WWE wrestlers appearing. Hopefully, this season turns out good.
Yeah. Season 5 was one of the weakest, in my opinion.
But season 6 totally redeemed it.
And they COULD have kept it by really killing off Lana.
God, I would pay so much to see her die for real.
I hate her so much.
Season 5 was basically "Maybe they'll kill her off. That'll make it worth it" motivation to watch it :P
As much as Lana's character and actions suck so hard, especially that whole wedding thing, she's just too pretty to hate. I can't hate her, she used to be the face of Neutrogena.
I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.
smallville is fantastic and i love and screw all the haters.
fuckin bizarro clark and shit
C'MON!!
and lana is hot, but chloe is extra cute and lois is just like that chick you know you're gonna nail and never call again because she's a big old slut good a wild ride
Starfuck on
jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.
We've had some ads that have been better than entire series of shows.
The Orange "You've been Tango'd" Man.
The Sony Bravia Colour ad.
The current Dairy Milk Phil Collins gorilla ad is pretty special.
I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.
We've had some ads that have been better than entire series of shows.
The Orange "You've been Tango'd" Man.
The Sony Bravia Colour ad.
The current Dairy Milk Phil Collins gorilla ad is pretty special.
Yeah, but weigh all that against your average commercial drivel? I don't know if that really makes up for anything in terms of volume, you know what I mean?
smallville is fantastic and i love and screw all the haters.
fuckin bizarro clark and shit
C'MON!!
and lana is hot, but chloe is extra cute and lois is just like that chick you know you're gonna nail and never call again because she's a big old slut good a wild ride
You giant homp.
ouzaru on
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
Not that Sil would get it but AT&T's ad with Roger Clemens is fucking hysterical.
Wait, they fucking put J'onn J'onzz in Smallville?
Fuck that.
agreed... I was into this show up until season five, then they try to redeem themselves by bringing in the fucking Justsice League: Dawson's Creek Version. I don't need to see everyone in costume and then see clark just chilling there in his same fucking flannel shirt, but apparently he's the leader, since he's clark. It's already been said by DC inc. That smallville will not be given the rights to show the superman uniform, or bruce wayne/batman, so I'm out.
On a side note, they should have given the flash his own series, that kid is pretty good.
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it's SuperOC
I thought it was (is?)
Wasn't there some reference to it in one of the Crises
Yeah. Season 5 was one of the weakest, in my opinion.
But season 6 totally redeemed it.
God, I would pay so much to see her die for real.
I hate her so much.
Season 5 was basically "Maybe they'll kill her off. That'll make it worth it" motivation to watch it :P
agreed.
it's everything comic books AREN'T
I hate it
I like superman's back history of growing up quietly in a rural town
apparently this town has nightclubs and shit on tv
so ludicrous
you can find superman in da club
group orgying with all the highschool girls
instead of saving people
Yeah, the odd person ( no one I know well or respect the opinions of) tell me to watch this show.
I tried to tune in a couple times; and all I got was:
Ext. Day. Beach
1st Female character: Kent looks so cute in those shorts!
2nd Female character: Yeah, but what about Brent?
1st Female character: Oh, you didn't hear? he's single now!
2nd Female character: What? Him and Lana broke up?
CLICK
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
That was season 1; hardly worth watching.
Still, I've recommended the show to nobody. I don't care who does or doesn't watch it. I enjoy it.
i'm not going to lie, i watched like probably four damn seasons
and then i realized nothing was ever going to really happen
That is why I quit watching Lois and CLark
I was so psyched to see some big super hero battles go down
FUCK
hey look, the Jeffersons are the villians this week and maybe Clark doesn't love Lois anymore
MUST WATCH
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Rubbish.
More than 1% of ads are great.
WHERE WOULD THAT BE IF HE WAS IN THE CLUBS MACKIN ON HOES AND WEARING PULL OVER FLEECE
he'd be all "Shit bitch, I'm supaman haven't you heard?! Gonna have to fuck ya up bro, that pussy is callin' my name."
I don't know, Sil. It's not really a consistant 1%. Maybe 1% or 2 or 3% over all, but it goes through phases of high concentration of awesome and low concentrations of total ass.
fuckin bizarro clark and shit
C'MON!!
and lana is hot, but chloe is extra cute and lois is just like that chick you know you're gonna nail and never call again because she's a big old slut good a wild ride
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
We've had some ads that have been better than entire series of shows.
The Orange "You've been Tango'd" Man.
The Sony Bravia Colour ad.
The current Dairy Milk Phil Collins gorilla ad is pretty special.
You giant homp.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
I'm only going to say one thing, which strikes off all american ads being admissible in the "good" pile
..
IDK my BFF Jill?
Fuck that.
agreed... I was into this show up until season five, then they try to redeem themselves by bringing in the fucking Justsice League: Dawson's Creek Version. I don't need to see everyone in costume and then see clark just chilling there in his same fucking flannel shirt, but apparently he's the leader, since he's clark. It's already been said by DC inc. That smallville will not be given the rights to show the superman uniform, or bruce wayne/batman, so I'm out.
On a side note, they should have given the flash his own series, that kid is pretty good.
Lex Luthor goes to an old blind fortune teller and blood rains from the skies on him in some sort of vision quest, and the lady dies.
Hit me in the face with a sledge hammer why don't you.