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DADDY ISSUES (also itt hells of player-hatin' on mormons)

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i love watching the mormons on their bikes

    i always wave and tell them hello and then they seem to be offended by this :(

    They can sense that you are a non-believer.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the place of the skull?

    why do i want to say the place of the skrull (watch out johnny)

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    this is where someone posts that page of that foreign comic where Jesus jumps off the cross and starts beating up the Romans

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Well, goatmon, think for a second

    The only reason you'd feel uncomfortable is because the things you're seeing are scary to you

    Hence bigotry

    I'm not used to seeing hot ladies all around me everywhere I go, but if I went to a town that had nothing but hot ladies, it wouldn't be "like being black"

    That's the only reason? Really? Seriously?

    I got nothing at all against gays. Honestly. I've had some gay friends/classmates, some were cool, and others were fucking annoying, just like everyone else is. There's no reason anyone should have to feel bad about being who they are. But, for me, seeing two men make out is a bit awkward. Nothing wrong with doing it; everyone has the right to be affectionate in public, if they wanna. I wouldn't go up to them and ask them to stop or something, as that'd be an assholistic thing to do. However, it still irks me a bit, but I can't really help that, can I? Hence, I can understand that if I was in a town where I saw that sort of thing all the time, I'd feel a little out of place.

    There's a fine line between bigotry, and just not being comfortable with something.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
    Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries. How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.
    I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak."

    teehee

    dirty bible

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    edited September 2007
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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I always get half-way persuaded by door-to-doors because I have a bad habit of going through conversations on auto-pilot, just agreeing, putting in a partial point, letting them do the talking.

    Then I actually start paying attention and I'm like, wait, what? No I don't think so, sorry.

    Pisses them off to no end.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    i love watching the mormons on their bikes

    i always wave and tell them hello and then they seem to be offended by this :(

    They can sense that you are a non-believer.
    it might be because of my horribly gay sounding voice maybe

    What do you say to them? Exact phrase.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i dont like watching gays kiss

    i dont even like watching a straight couple kiss

    im all like get a room

    but ill watch hot lesbians kiss
    im all like

    come to my room ive got beer and ill just watch

    quietly

    in the corner

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    i love watching the mormons on their bikes

    i always wave and tell them hello and then they seem to be offended by this :(

    They can sense that you are a non-believer.
    it might be because of my horribly gay sounding voice maybe

    What do you say to them? Exact phrase.
    "Hullo, Mormons!"

    just like that but more sing-songy then typing

    "Hullo"?

    Yeah, that's the tip-off right there.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm laughing far too hard at that.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    i love watching the mormons on their bikes

    i always wave and tell them hello and then they seem to be offended by this :(

    They can sense that you are a non-believer.
    it might be because of my horribly gay sounding voice maybe

    What do you say to them? Exact phrase.

    "Got any pizza rolls, I'm starving! Hey, hey you got any pizza in your backpack there, give me your backpack ill look"

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If this is true, I may have to start making Mormon friends.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    im sure mormons have pizza rolls

    they gotta have energy out there

    and what is better than questionable meat and cheese that tastes like an eggroll

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha, no but they'll make you mormon punch. its sprite with heaps of sherbert in it. its kinda tastey, and every mormon function i have ever gone to has had it.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mormon punch. I'm picturing a Mormon superhero who invites criminals over to his house for juice and cookies, and then beats the shit out of them.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha, no but they'll make you mormon punch. its sprite with heaps of sherbert in it. its kinda tastey, and every mormon function i have ever gone to has had it.

    i thought sherbert was an ice cream

    how do you mix it

    man this is hilarious

    "can we come in"
    "Maybe, you got any of that mormon punch with you?"

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha, no but they'll make you mormon punch. its sprite with heaps of sherbert in it. its kinda tastey, and every mormon function i have ever gone to has had it.

    i thought sherbert was an ice cream

    how do you mix it

    man this is hilarious

    "can we come in"
    "Maybe, you got any of that mormon punch with you?"

    its kind of like a big rootbeer float, but with sprite and sherbert, and its usually made in a big glass punch bowl.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    just blurt out while they are taking "DAMN! this shit is tasty! Isn't it?! Mormon puuuuuch!"

    and then just look at them crazy from the cup

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha, no but they'll make you mormon punch. its sprite with heaps of sherbert in it. its kinda tastey, and every mormon function i have ever gone to has had it.

    i thought sherbert was an ice cream

    how do you mix it

    man this is hilarious

    "can we come in"
    "Maybe, you got any of that mormon punch with you?"

    its kind of like a big rootbeer float, but with sprite and sherbert, and its usually made in a big glass punch bowl.

    well that's a terrible way for them to bring me punch

    in a big glass bowl

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007

    yea, but he'd have a bike helmet on, and a tie, and he would be politely ladling you a cup of it.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007

    i fuckin hate that terrible japanese generic woman singing

    it's in everything they have

    it all sounds the same

    but yes I <3 that you made that connection

    MORMON PUUUUUNCH

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha, no but they'll make you mormon punch. its sprite with heaps of sherbert in it. its kinda tastey, and every mormon function i have ever gone to has had it.

    i thought sherbert was an ice cream

    how do you mix it

    man this is hilarious

    "can we come in"
    "Maybe, you got any of that mormon punch with you?"

    Sherbert is actually more similar to a slushy than anything else.

    Ice Cream is a custard before churning.

    Sherbert is similar, containing dairy product.

    Sorbet is like Sherbert, except it contains only juices. No dairy or egg.

    I paid ~$10k to know that.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

    haha, they always have one, its kinda like the mormon pope.
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?


    not at all. they like to walk around with their noses up and play out the 'holier than thou' shit, but the only things they qare not allowed to have (according to the rules) are alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea.

    many mormons eat chocolate... but it has caffiene in it. they get mad when i ask them about that, haha

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?

    yeah, but Caffine is, like, the pussiest kind of addiction you can have. We're not talking cold flashes or horrible nightmares from getting shit like Heroin out of your system, or some of the obnoxious crap you get from quitting cigarettes. We're talking about headaches. Oh no, I need a fucking aspirin, I can't do this alone.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

    haha, they always have one, its kinda like the mormon pope.
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?


    not at all. they like to walk around with their noses up and play out the 'holier than thou' shit, but the only things they qare not allowed to have (according to the rules) are alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea.

    many mormons eat chocolate... but it has caffiene in it. they get mad when i ask them about that, haha

    tea?! Tea isn't addictive without sugar and it's healthy

    green tea is especially healthy and i like to put honey in it

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

    haha, they always have one, its kinda like the mormon pope.

    Oh shit, really?

    That is goddamn fascinating.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

    haha, they always have one, its kinda like the mormon pope.
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?


    not at all. they like to walk around with their noses up and play out the 'holier than thou' shit, but the only things they qare not allowed to have (according to the rules) are alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea.

    many mormons eat chocolate... but it has caffiene in it. they get mad when i ask them about that, haha

    I have had several Mormon friends, they were pretty good people. However, I'm told Canadian and American (specifically Utah) Mormons are vastly different. Though I do get that attitude thing from them too, to a lesser degree. Though, I always appreciated that they never forced their religion on you and only told you what you asked... Very polite like that.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    You mean one of the pretentious shit-spewing prophets... other than John Smith?

    I didn't know there were other prophets specific to the Mormons.

    haha, they always have one, its kinda like the mormon pope.
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They drink Sprite because they can't handle real caffeinated beverages.

    haha, that's their douchery talking, no where in the book or mormon or the doctirne and covenants does it say that you can't have caffiene. it was one of the prophets spewing pretentious shit out of his mouth.

    Thought you couldn't partake in anything considered addictive?


    not at all. they like to walk around with their noses up and play out the 'holier than thou' shit, but the only things they qare not allowed to have (according to the rules) are alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea.

    many mormons eat chocolate... but it has caffiene in it. they get mad when i ask them about that, haha

    tea?! Tea isn't addictive without sugar and it's healthy

    green tea is especially healthy and i like to put honey in it

    yea, i take mine with honey too. i was pissed when i finally said 'fuck these rules' and had some tea like a rebel at age 14. it was delicious.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    I have had several Mormon friends, they were pretty good people. However, I'm told Canadian and American (specifically Utah) Mormons are vastly different. Though I do get that attitude thing from them too, to a lesser degree. Though, I always appreciated that they never forced their religion on you and only told you what you asked... Very polite like that.

    Generally, anything American is going to be a bit less tactful than it's Canadian alternative.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    though i am a mormon i generally try and distance myself from the general mormon populace for various doctrinal reasons

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