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Jerking off: Do you do it? The answer is yes.

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Guys, we all do this.
Single or married or dating
We all lock our doors, pull up on some pornographic images or videos
Maybe some girl on guy
Guy on guy
And we all touch our penises in a way that causes intense throbbing orgasms


This thread is for masturbation talking
how do you guys jerk it?
candles in a bathtub?
in your bedroom with a box of kleenex and some jerkings lotion
or in your place of work
in class

tell me your wanking stories

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I JUST JERKED IT

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't touch my penis

    I don't know where it's been

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    fake vaginas

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    spit is my lube of choice

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I do mine rodeo style.

    I spit in the palm of my hand

    And buck it like a bronco.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i don't jerk it. i force my wife to do it even if she screams "NO"

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Arm under the leg from the back.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    none of these are stories

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    arm under... the leg...

    what

    also this thread is gross, I don't want to hear about this shit

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    i masturbate to monkeybomb

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    In 7th grade a kid got caught flogging his bishop in the back of my Social Studies class. That was pretty nasty.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh no I did not want to read this thread nooooo

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wait shit i mean blood

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    USING DOUBLE FISTED ACTION
    ONE HAND ABOVE THE OTHER ON MY POLE

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my favorite way to masturbate is with the stuff that Kusu lost at PAX

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    wait did you find it :O

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stories eh?

    Well this one time, I was jerkin it and I almost got caught, but I managed to alt+f4 and hide the kleenex just in time.

    Yeah... that's about as exciting as it gets for me...

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    i dont care if its covered in cum dude i want that shit

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    see, that

    that right there

    no one needs to hear about that

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    But I guess I still had my fly undone and was sitting there kinda hunched over... so maybe I did get caught... I can't remember really.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i monkeybomb to masturbate

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i wank it about once a day

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    see, that

    that right there

    no one needs to hear about that

    that doesnt answer my questtttioonnn ;o

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey

    Hey guys, I haven't jerked it in probably close to 3 weeks now...

    m i good or what?

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    AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Massage the balls and tweeeeeaaaak the tip. Only way to go.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    snap wrote: »
    i monkeybomb to masturbate

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i wank it about once a day

    like ten or twelve times a second dood for me

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I actually haven't flogged in a few days due to a steady supply of 'tang.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Animalplanet wrote: »
    Massage the balls and tweeeeeaaaak the tip. Only way to go.

    And a finger in the arse, right?

    Or is that just me?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    I actually haven't flogged in a few days due to a steady supply of 'tang.

    ITS A Kick in a glass.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    not 'batin' 'cause you're getting laid doesn't count

    not jerkin' it when it's been a month and you're always hard and all of your dreams are about sex

    that's difficult

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wanking is wrong

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    I actually haven't flogged in a few days due to a steady supply of 'tang.
    I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Tang causes ED.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    idle hands spend time at the genitals

    and we all know god hates that.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I find the longer you wait, the better it is.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    I actually haven't flogged in a few days due to a steady supply of 'tang.

    ITS A Kick in a glass.

    tang_1.jpg

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    self-fellatio isn't gay

    you use your hand to masturbate don't you

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i hate morning wood

    it's like a dog dragging you along with it's leash for the rest of the day

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    self-fellatio isn't gay

    you use your hand to masturbate don't you


    it's auto

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