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I think at this point it would be more constructive for you both to step back from attacking each other and discuss, in a non-threatening way, what you really want out of this relationship.
Larry, why don't we start with you? Tell us how you feel, but remember to avoid attacking Shittyguy or he'll just become defensive like the little bitch he is.
And remember, I'm not taking sides here.
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Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAMod Emeritus
edited October 2007
I think the biggest problem in our relationship is that I've never seen Blazing Saddles and he won't ever shut up about it. Even during sex, all he talks about are saddles and their respective blazing methods. There was one time when he ordered them from least to most efficient, and when I took off his pants all kinds of pie charts and demonstrative samples fell out of them. The detail was impressive and his theories were sound, but I couldn't get a boner after that.
Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAMod Emeritus
edited October 2007
I do appreciate it, but I don't want you yelling at my flaccid penis and demanding that it wakes up and pokes around in your butt, because I can't make it appreciate your speeches about fiery horse carcasses the same way I do.
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they're so damn good
your lungs will thank you
i feel underappreciated in this relationship!
the world is safe for another seven minutes
Maybe we should see a counsellor. One with Radical New Ideas! (TM)
Larry, why don't we start with you? Tell us how you feel, but remember to avoid attacking Shittyguy or he'll just become defensive like the little bitch he is.
And remember, I'm not taking sides here.
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