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[PHALLA] PhalLOST - The Fronties : ROUND 12 - Site Abandoned

JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
edited October 2007 in Critical Failures
[size=+2]Round One - The Crash[/size]

Adrenaline pumping, you crawl out from the wreckage with the cry of a newborn infant. Flames surround you, water laps at your feet, but somehow, whether it was the help of other passengers or your own determination, you've survived an airline disaster. You make your way up the sand, past the twisted metal, as you reflect back on the flight. A tropical storm transformed into a category five hurricane over the past three days prompted most on the lisland of Jamaica to depart for safer grounds, but Air Atlantico flight 193 to Miami taking as long as it did was the first sign of trouble. After four hours in the air, the pilot announced that, due to air conditions, he was making a detour to the Bahamas. Moments later, the plane shook, then sheared apart in midair.

Many are dead, but miraculously, a surprisingly large number of people managed to survive. They scramble for cover as a sudden and unexpected downpour of rain crashes from the clear skies, but minutes later, as quickly as it came, the rain stops and the skies are clear. The survivors get a good look at one-another, rescue anyone still trapped, and forage for supplies while waiting patiently for the inevitable sound of the rescue chopper.

After a few uneventful hours contemplating their situation, some of the more venturesome survivors head into the woods to look for fresh water. The sounds stop, and a man comes racing out of the jungle screaming, "Monsters! Th-th-th-this thing! It got one of the others."

"Oy," calls out the blatantly Australian man sitting nearby, "I see what you got there on yer backpack, mate!" The man from the jungle looks, and to his horror, see an arm sheared off at the elbow dangling from his backpack. He quickly takes it off. "Looks ter me that ye ran into some rabid wallabees!"

"Yes! That's what they were! Giant kangaroos!"

You give them both the stink-eye, as kangaroo aren't found over here in the Atlantic, but then go about your business waiting for the rescue helicopters. Everyone is nervous and the paranoid hide themselves on the beach. Night comes and goes. The next morning you awaken to screaming from nearby. One of the survivors has discovered that both the Australian man and the man who came out of the jungle are lying dead in a makeshift tent, their crotches removed with what looks to be surgical precision.

You realize that you are not alone.

You are now... PhalLOST !

eee-rrr-eee-rrr. eeee-rrr-eee-rrr.


[size=+2]Rules of PhalLOST[/size]
[size=+1]THREADS[/size]
You may read either thread. You may only post in the thread which you currently occupy. Do not create a dead thread.

THE FRONT SECTION
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37473

THE TAILIES
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37474

[size=+1]DEAD THREAD[/size]
There will be a dead thread. It will be managed off-site (on Proboards) for reasons that will become readily apparent to those who have died.

[size=+1]ROUNDS[/size]
A round is one 24-hour period; a round ends at 11 PM Eastern Standard Time. Votes made at 10:59 PM will be counted for that day; votes made at 11:00 PM or later will count for the next day.

[size=+1]GOOD VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold lime vote against any player in your thread who you feel has your best interest at heart. The player (or players - tied) with the most votes may have something GOOD happen for them.

[size=+1]BAD VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold red vote against any player in your thread who you feel does not have your best interest at heart. The player (or players - tied) with the most votes may have something BAD happen to them.

[size=+1]EVICTION VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold yellow vote against any player in your thread who you want to evict to the other thread.
If everyone is in the same thread, the other thread closes and the eviction vote will vanish. A case exists where a thread may re-open; this will be discussed if it happens.

[size=+1]NO RETRACTIONS / NO EDITS / ABSTAIN VOTE[/size]
- There are no vote retractions. A new vote in the appropriate color will replace your old vote.
- To abstain from a vote (effectively set your vote to NO VOTE), post an !Abstain Vote in the appropriate color. You vote will no longer be counted.
- If there is an edit tag in the post where you voted, indicating the post has been edited, the vote will not be counted.

[size=+1]CASUALTIES[/size]
At the end of each night, when Casualties are accounted for, a list of forum names will be revealed. Roles will not be revealed to living players at the time of death.

[size=+1]COMMUNICATIONS[/size]
You may communicate with any other player via PM. You may not post in a thread that you are not in.

[size=+1]ADMINISTRATORS[/size]
Send your daily moves to Joop. Send any questions to Squashua or post them in orange in either thread.

[size=+1]EXTERIOR FORUMS[/size]
If you create an outside forum, please let me know by PM'ing Squashua the URL.

[size=+1]REGARDING SPOILERS[/size]
If you are going to discuss aspects of LOST that are irrelevant to the game at hand, I ask that you do the following:
SpoilerGuy wrote:
blah blah blah, I will do this in game, blah blah blah...

LOST SPOILER
Remember when Sawyer walked in on Bernard and Rose? Man, he almost clawed his eyes out. Dude swore off Oreos for life.

[size=+1]PARTICIPATION[/size]
11) There are NO participation penalties. There are no requirements for posts per day. There will be no alternates. No one will be kicked out for inactivity. You are responsible for your own survival. No one is blacklisted (not even classic non-participant, Doug Grammar). If you are an inactive special, then people will judge you to be an ass in future games; you are welcome to dig your own grave.

[size=+1]ROLES[/size]

- The Background section of your Role PM may be shared for public consumption at your discretion.

- The Ability section of your Role PM is hidden and may not be distributed in any manner.

- If you do not currently have an ability, do not despair; you may develop one on a future day.

- Everyone in this thread received the following text/format:
Forumname

You crashed with the front section of the plane.
This is your thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37473

You are a Survivor of Flight 193. You want to get off this island and back to civilization right now.
To do this, your goal is to eliminate all threats to your continued survival so that the professor can work in peace and get those coconuts put together and make a proper radio transmitter.

Background

Ability

[size=+2]NARRATIONS[/size]
Round One Results + Narration - Survivors
Round Two Results + Narration - Others
Round Three Results + Narration - Evil
Round Four Results + Narration - Great
Round Five Results + Narration - Rapearoo
Round Six Results + Narration - Island Castaway
Round Seven Results + Narration - Spiritual Karma
Round Eight Results
Round Nine Results
Round Ten Results
Round Eleven Results

[size=+2]LIST OF FORUMERS IN THE FRONTIES GROUP[/size] (updated each round)
B:L - Died Round 7
cheez - Died Round 3 - Resurrected Round 6 - Died Round 7 - Resurrected Round 8 - Died Round 9 - Resurrected Round 10 - Died Round 11
cj iwakura - Died Round 6
Crono729 - Died Round 6
evilbob - Died Round 5
Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend - Died Round 1
FreeAgent - Died Round 9
FunkyWaltDogg - Died Round 9
Gorilla Salad - Died Round 5
Grundlterror - Died Round 2 - Resurrected Round 3 - Died Round 11
Jester313 - Died Round 2
Locus - Died Round 1
Last Son - Died Round 9
Lord Cecil Eaglelaser - Died Round 4
McKid - Died Round 5
minigunwielder - Died Round 4
Mr. Embarkation - Died Round 4
mrpaku - Died Round 6
Oatway - Died Round 10
Osvik - Died Round 9
precisionk - Died Round 8
PsychoCucumber - Died Round 2
Qorzm - Died Round 6
Raakam - Died Round 1
Shenanigans - Died Round 3
TrueNeverborn - Died Round 1
tuxkamen - Died Round 2
Typhus733 - Died Round 5
Unearthly Stew - Died Round 7
Xevo - Died Round 9

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Posts

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Game delayed 24 hours due to lack of ability to complete all the PMs. Please understand; it's a lot of writing.

    [size=+1]I'm sorry.[/size]

    Squashua on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Game changed to 24 due to lack of ability to complete all the PMs. Please understand; it's a lot of writing.

    [size=+1]I'm sorry.[/size]
    0124jackbauerar1.jpg

    I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.

    B:L on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    24 Sucks.

    TehSpectre on
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit, vampire with a gun!

    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Holy shit, vampire with a gun!

    A Lost Boys reference? Really?

    TehSpectre on
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sorry :(

    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Holy shit, vampire with a gun!

    In daylight, no less.

    ... OPs updated so you know where you can at least post.

    Joop on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Woo, in the front!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, that means we have the First Class seats available to us. Comfy chairs that can be fully stretched into beds. Whee!

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    WE DO IT FROM THE FRONT MIRITE?

    Unknown User on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Not only am I in the front, but I am in the front of the front. I'm the frontest of all.

    cheez on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like being in front.

    M.D. on
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Go Fronties!

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    A Vote For Me Is A Vote For Still Having Your Crotch Attached.

    Obviously we must organize a watch of some kind.

    ...goddamnit, does anyone have straws?

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    oh man

    so is anybody helping out Squasha with this or is he doing it all on his own

    because there's going to be a lot of delays if it's just him.

    Obbi on
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    oh man

    so is anybody helping out Squasha with this or is he doing it all on his own

    because there's going to be a lot of delays if it's just him.

    Joop is helping him **jumps wanting to start phalla**

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
    TrueNeverBorn_sm.jpg
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Does anyone here speak jive!?

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Does anyone here speak jive!?

    only old ladies on planes speak jive.

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
    TrueNeverBorn_sm.jpg
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    FRONT SIDE BEST SIDE

    Unknown User on
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    I'm not exactly sure if we are suppose to be strategizing or not. But I think we should all vote for ourselves in green. The rules state that "the most votes may have something GOOD happen for them." Even if everyone does this, EVERYONE is getting something good. If we chose wrong just one person (good or bad) would get the beneficial thing. And if there was a mad dash of changing votes near the end it would only serve to show that those are the evil guys. So for once I think being selffish is an aide to all. I know I'm new, but I think this is our best 1st action... What do you all think?

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    TrueNeverborn To follow along with my plan. And I don't know any of you so I'll abstain from voting else wise for now. **sits and does alittle doodle about people stranded on an Island with zombie penguins with a thirst for socks**

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
    TrueNeverBorn_sm.jpg
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Worst. Plane trip. Ever.

    Wash on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh god, I'm in the same half as robothero in this game too.

    cheez on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Firs...!

    Aw. D:

    Unearthly Stew on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Locus you better not have a radio transmitter at the start of the fucking game

    Obbi on
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited October 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    Oh god, I'm in the same half as robothero in this game too.

    Don't worry we'll all try to protect you. Sorry RobotHero I can't say no to that Avatar.

    Edit: Was initially just joking and don't want the Retract rule to come back on poor Robot, so SAFETY!

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    looks like a day 1 bandwagon in both phallas ;\

    Unknown User on
  • JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    [size=+1]ROLES HAVE BEEN SENT[/size]
    If you did not get a role, PM *both* Joop and Squashua ASAP.

    Joop on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I personally heart robothero.

    To: True,

    You're vote has an edit tag in it. It probably won't be counted.

    From: Stew

    Unearthly Stew on
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Vote Grundlterror

    Surely one of my grudge votes will stick.

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    I love stew too. I wish he didnt die so early in the last game, we could have conquered nations.

    Unknown User on
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Worst. Plane trip. Ever.

    Seconded.

    I guess following True's plan isn't a bad idea, Vote Raakam.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well for now !vote Mr. Embarkation

    M.D. on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Vote Grundlterror

    Surely one of my grudge votes will stick.

    I created you.

    I can destroy you!

    !vote Niceguy Myeye

    Seriously, why vote for me? I'm a nice guy. :P

    :winky:

    Grundlterror on
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Vote Unearthly Stew. Totally a grudge vote.

    The 'voting for thyself' plan doesn't sound like too bad of an idea so !Vote Last Son

    Last Son on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Such begrudgery. The tailies are laughing at our infighting, I bet.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    [size=+1]CLARIFICATION[/size]

    - You MAY discuss your roles in the threads.
    - You MAY NOT cut-n-paste distribute the Abilities portion of your role PM.
    - If you gain a future ability, you MAY NOT cut-n-paste distribute the Abilities portion of your new ability PM.


    I am now going to sleep. Good night.

    Squashua on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote Zot

    Yaaay voting for oneself.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What is this, the Plane of the Dead? Look alive, people. The Tailies are murdering us in post count.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote Obbi
    !vote Crono729


    and fuck them chatterbox Tailies.

    Obbi on
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