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[PHALLA] PhalLOST - The Fronties : ROUND 12 - Site Abandoned

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    *listens to Commisar Rend's insane ramblings about "threads" and "PM's"*

    ...Shall I establish a raiding party to kill tailies and take them as slaves so the we can bring the engine here and build a generator that can power the five microwaves we have intact?


    ...because, we only have hamburger helper and absinthe on this side.

    minigunwielder on
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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    ...We can be entertaining too!

    ...
    Uh...
    Xevo! You're evil and sent me PMs trying to misdirect me and in previous phallas I have won single handedly as the only good guy versus over thirty bad guys!

    Lies! Rend, you screenshotted a PM from a game in the future, with the date intact! That's not only against the rules of that game and this one, but against ALL laws of time travel.

    What were you thinking man?!? Haven't you seen Primer?

    Xevo on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe I wouldn't have pre-post-screenshotted that PM from the Phuture if you hadn't tricked me into thinking you were a Super VigiGuardiSeer! Also, you used your evilness to turn the vote against me... by voting forty two times!

    And you call me a time travel villain!

    Rend on
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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The first person who can prove he is from the plane and can kill PsychoLarry1 will reap the benefits of an experienced guide through South American jungles!

    minigunwielder on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves
    Did the mome raths outgrabe.

    Rend on
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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My gentlemen, you are full of nothing but Jabberwocky.

    Edit: I would like to propose that instead of murdering and enslaving them, we simply purloin their remaining little liquor bottles.

    There are quite enough coconuts around for many delicious mixtures.

    Niceguy Myeye on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Also, this may be against the rules, but the sitation called for it.

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    Rend on
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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I've done everything you've wanted me to do, SO WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS FOR ME?



    Changed it for different circumstances, but you get the idea.



    !Abstain
    !Abstain

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    My gentlemen, you are full of nothing but Jabberwocky.

    Edit: I would like to propose that instead of murdering and enslaving them, we simply purloin their remaining little liquor bottles.

    There are quite enough coconuts around for many delicious mixtures.

    We must kill them, lest the Boojums kill us all!


    [/sarcastic rant]

    minigunwielder on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Coconut Brandy is a refined enough drink for us Front Endsquire types. I say we take all they've got...!

    Rend on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SO B:L and El skid, if they are pming each other and are in fact good guys I do believe they are idiots.

    M.D. on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Or they've just accidentally succeeded in making each other seem highly suspicious.

    Rend on
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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The first person who can prove he is from the plane and can kill PsychoLarry1 will reap the benefits of an experienced guide through South American jungles!
    Oh man, I can totally prove I'm from the plane.

    Killing PyschoLarry might be a problem though. I think the only person I ever successfully got killed was Gorilla Fish a looooooooong time ago.

    Locus on
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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    The first person who can prove he is from the plane and can kill PsychoLarry1 will reap the benefits of an experienced guide through South American jungles!
    Oh man, I can totally prove I'm from the plane.

    Killing PyschoLarry might be a problem though. I think the only person I ever successfully got killed was Gorilla Fish a looooooooong time ago.


    HIS NAME IS PSYCHOLARRY! YOU INCOMPETANT FOOL!

    NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY EVIL PLAN!

    [/grammarnazi]

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    The first person who can prove he is from the plane and can kill PsychoLarry1 will reap the benefits of an experienced guide through South American jungles!
    Oh man, I can totally prove I'm from the plane.

    Killing PyschoLarry might be a problem though. I think the only person I ever successfully got killed was Gorilla Fish a looooooooong time ago.


    HIS NAME IS PSYCHOLARRY! YOU INCOMPETANT FOOL!

    NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY EVIL PLAN!

    [/grammarnazi]
    More like typo-nazi. You try to do a nice tihng, and people just jump dwon your thraot. I get no repsect.

    Locus on
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Were you trying to call him out for not including the "1" on the end? Because you failed at that.

    Also, you misspelled "incompetent."

    You're evicted from the grammar nazi club.

    cheez on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I believe, according to grammar nazi club rules, he is to be enslaved, not evicted.

    Rend on
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Two simultaneous offenses lead to instantaneous eviction. If there are no further transgressions for a week, he may then be enslaved.

    cheez on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ah. Obviously I need to brush up on my club codex. Either way, minigunwielder, please turn in your red pen.

    Rend on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    GUYS LET'S GROUP UP AND FIND OUT WHO'S THE BAD GUY

    THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT OF THIS GAME BUT AN INGENIOUS STRATEGEM

    Obbi on
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    MINIGUNWIELDER IS EVIL

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yea, I'm going to opt to do nothing today because I was caught up DnDing for the past 4 hours with a storm following past it.

    Also, I don't trust TehSpectre. He is teh not trustworthy-able.

    Typhus733 on
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    TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aw hell you get bored after you work 9 hours and no one is on at 8:30am and ya' get bandwagon, hell why not. Trueneverborn for the WIN!

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How are we as far as vote standings? Are we still trying to share out the bene-votes?

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    How are we as far as vote standings? Are we still trying to share out the bene-votes?

    Well, it seemed to all fall apart as soon as one person didn't vote for themself.

    Now I think we have Obbi and robothero at around 5 each.

    cheez on
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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Heh, okay, fair enough.

    I don't like the idea of deliberately lessening our numbers if we can avoid it today, so I plan to abstain. I guess I wouldn't mind a little bump for myself, either, unless someone thinks the two frontrunners are more deserving.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    GUYS LET'S GROUP UP AND FIND OUT WHO'S THE BAD GUY

    THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT OF THIS GAME BUT AN INGENIOUS STRATEGEM

    Only EVIL people mock the first day bullshit!


    !VOTE OBBI!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Heh, okay, fair enough.

    I don't like the idea of deliberately lessening our numbers if we can avoid it today, so I plan to abstain. I guess I wouldn't mind a little bump for myself, either, unless someone thinks the two frontrunners are more deserving.

    i am more deserving, you should vote for me in green.

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hmmm I'm noticing people seem to think roles are revealed when a person dies. Pretentious just made a post to that effect that if B:L survives the night but a seer dies, B:L may have been involved.

    The OP says in the game rules that roles will not be revealed upon death, so this is not a helpful line of reasoning. In fact, "outings" should be trusted even less since killing someone won't even verify them.

    Xevo on
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    Crono729Crono729 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy Rollins will win MVP. A vote for my fellow Philly fan (robothero).
    robothero wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Heh, okay, fair enough.

    I don't like the idea of deliberately lessening our numbers if we can avoid it today, so I plan to abstain. I guess I wouldn't mind a little bump for myself, either, unless someone thinks the two frontrunners are more deserving.

    i am more deserving, you should vote for me in green.

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to !Vote Robothero, as a thank-you for changing that sig.

    Those folks in the tailies are just nuts, with all the crazy-assed reveals and searching for insta-network breaking plans. Those never work you fools!

    Last Son on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Anyone have an up to date vote count?

    M.D. on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    GUYS LET'S GROUP UP AND FIND OUT WHO'S THE BAD GUY

    THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT OF THIS GAME BUT AN INGENIOUS STRATEGEM

    Only EVIL people mock the first day bullshit!


    !VOTE OBBI!

    YOU SON OF A BITCH

    you're not allowed to disagree with me here

    Obbi on
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    McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'll vote for Qormz

    I like big letters. Nope, I <3 big bold italics letters

    and I'll abstain for the two others.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote grundlterror for the goods

    Because dammit, I deserve it!

    Also, I don't want to be on the same part of the island as that damn phillies fan.

    !exile robothero

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    Crono729Crono729 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aw hell you get bored after you work 9 hours and no one is on at 8:30am and ya' get bandwagon, hell why not. Trueneverborn for the WIN!

    Hell if you're going to... I'll vote Trueneverborn too

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not positive on how correct this is, but this is where I think the votes are at:

    Good:
    robothero (8)
    Obbi (5)
    Qorzm (2)
    Last Son (1)
    TrueNeverborn (1)
    Raakam (1)
    Mr.Embarkation (1)
    Zot (1)
    Jester313 (1)
    evilbob (1)
    tuxkamen (1)
    Grundlterror (1)

    Bad:
    TrueNeverborn (6)
    PyschoCucumber (2)
    Grundlterror (1)
    Niceguy Myeye (1)
    Unearthly Stew (1)
    typhus733 (1)
    Locus (1)
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend (1)
    evilbob (1)
    Obbi (1)

    Eviction:
    evilbob (4)
    Xevo (1)
    Crono729 (1)
    robothero (1)

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    Crono729Crono729 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And for good measure I'll abstain because honestly everyone here is better than every single one of those tail-cretins.

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit, 7-way tie for 3rd on Bad vote?

    !vote Grundlterror so we have 2 people in 2nd

    Xevo on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Crono729 wrote: »
    And for good measure I'll abstain because honestly everyone here is better than every single one of those tail-cretins.


    I like the way you think sir!

    *raises his coconut brandy in honor of the Front Endsquires*

    Rend on
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