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[PHALLA] PhalLOST - The Tailies : ROUND 13 - Greats Win!

JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
edited December 2007 in Critical Failures
[size=+2]Round One - The Crash[/size]

Adrenaline pumping, you crawl out from the wreckage with the cry of a newborn infant. Flames surround you, water laps at your feet, but somehow, whether it was the help of other passengers or your own determination, you've survived an airline disaster. You make your way up the sand, past the twisted metal, as you reflect back on the flight. A tropical storm transformed into a category five hurricane over the past three days prompted most on the lisland of Jamaica to depart for safer grounds, but Air Atlantico flight 193 to Miami taking as long as it did was the first sign of trouble. After four hours in the air, the pilot announced that, due to air conditions, he was making a detour to the Bahamas. Moments later, the plane shook, then sheared apart in midair.

Many are dead, but miraculously, a surprisingly large number of people managed to survive. They scramble for cover as a sudden and unexpected downpour of rain crashes from the clear skies, but minutes later, as quickly as it came, the rain stops and the skies are clear. The survivors get a good look at one-another, rescue anyone still trapped, and forage for supplies while waiting patiently for the inevitable sound of the rescue chopper.

After a few uneventful hours contemplating their situation, some of the more venturesome survivors head into the woods to look for fresh water. The sounds stop, and a man comes racing out of the jungle screaming, "Monsters! Th-th-th-this thing! It got one of the others."

"Oy," calls out the blatantly Australian man sitting nearby, "I see what you got there on yer backpack, mate!" The man from the jungle looks, and to his horror, see an arm sheared off at the elbow dangling from his backpack. He quickly takes it off. "Looks ter me that ye ran into some rabid wallabees!"

"Yes! That's what they were! Giant kangaroos!"

You give them both the stink-eye, as kangaroo aren't found over here in the Atlantic, but then go about your business waiting for the rescue helicopters. Everyone is nervous and the paranoid hide themselves on the beach. Night comes and goes. The next morning you awaken to screaming from nearby. One of the survivors has discovered that both the Australian man and the man who came out of the jungle are lying dead in a makeshift tent, their crotches removed with what looks to be surgical precision.

You realize that you are not alone.

You are now... PhalLOST !

eee-rrr-eee-rrr. eeee-rrr-eee-rrr.


[size=+2]Rules of PhalLOST[/size]
[size=+1]THREADS[/size]
You may read either thread. You may only post in the thread which you currently occupy. Do not create a dead thread.

THE FRONT SECTION
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37473

THE TAILIES
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37474

[size=+1]DEAD THREAD[/size]
There will be a dead thread. It will be managed off-site (on Proboards) for reasons that will become readily apparent to those who have died.

[size=+1]ROUNDS[/size]
A round is one 24-hour period; a round ends at 11 PM Eastern Standard Time. Votes made at 10:59 PM will be counted for that day; votes made at 11:00 PM or later will count for the next day.

[size=+1]GOOD VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold lime vote against any player in your thread who you feel has your best interest at heart. The player (or players - tied) with the most votes may have something GOOD happen for them.

[size=+1]BAD VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold red vote against any player in your thread who you feel does not have your best interest at heart. The player (or players - tied) with the most votes may have something BAD happen to them.

[size=+1]EVICTION VOTE[/size]
Every round, you may make a !bold yellow vote against any player in your thread who you want to evict to the other thread.
If everyone is in the same thread, the other thread closes and the eviction vote will vanish. A case exists where a thread may re-open; this will be discussed if it happens.

[size=+1]NO RETRACTIONS / NO EDITS / ABSTAIN VOTE[/size]
- There are no vote retractions. A new vote in the appropriate color will replace your old vote.
- To abstain from a vote (effectively set your vote to NO VOTE), post an !Abstain Vote in the appropriate color. You vote will no longer be counted.
- If there is an edit tag in the post where you voted, indicating the post has been edited, the vote will not be counted.

[size=+1]CASUALTIES[/size]
At the end of each night, when Casualties are accounted for, a list of forum names will be revealed. Roles will not be revealed to living players at the time of death.

[size=+1]COMMUNICATIONS[/size]
You may communicate with any other player via PM. You may not post in a thread that you are not in.

[size=+1]ADMINISTRATORS[/size]
Send your daily moves to Joop. Send any questions to Squashua or post them in orange in either thread.

[size=+1]EXTERIOR FORUMS[/size]
If you create an outside forum, please let me know by PM'ing Squashua the URL.

[size=+1]REGARDING SPOILERS[/size]
If you are going to discuss aspects of LOST that are irrelevant to the game at hand, I ask that you do the following:
SpoilerGuy wrote:
blah blah blah, I will do this in game, blah blah blah...

LOST SPOILER
Remember when Sawyer walked in on Bernard and Rose? Man, he almost clawed his eyes out. Dude swore off Oreos for life.

[size=+1]PARTICIPATION[/size]
11) There are NO participation penalties. There are no requirements for posts per day. There will be no alternates. No one will be kicked out for inactivity. You are responsible for your own survival. No one is blacklisted (not even classic non-participant, Doug Grammar). If you are an inactive special, then people will judge you to be an ass in future games; you are welcome to dig your own grave.

[size=+1]ROLES[/size]

- The Background section of your Role PM may be shared for public consumption at your discretion.

- The Ability section of your Role PM is hidden and may not be distributed in any manner.

- If you do not currently have an ability, do not despair; you may develop one on a future day.

- Everyone in this thread received the following text/format:
Forumname

You crashed with the tail section of the plane.
This is your thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37474

You are a Survivor of Flight 193. You want to get off this island and back to civilization right now.
To do this, your goal is to eliminate all threats to your continued survival so that the professor can work in peace and get those coconuts put together and make a proper radio transmitter.

Background

Ability

[size=+2]NARRATIONS[/size]
Round One Results + Narration - Survivors
Round Two Results + Narration - Others
Round Three Results + Narration - Evil
Round Four Results + Narration - Great
Round Five Results + Narration - Rapearoo
Round Six Results + Narration - Island Castaway
Round Seven Results + Narration - Spiritual Karma
Round Eight Results
Round Nine Results
Round Ten Results
Round Eleven Results
Round Twelve Results

[size=+2]LIST OF FORUMERS IN THE "TAILIES" GROUP[/size] (updated each round)
Visiblehowl - Died Round 3 - Resurrected Round 4

Bogey - Died Round 3
Cantide - Died Round 1
El Skid - Died Round 5
Gnasty - Died Round 5
Green - Died Round 2
HylianBunny - Died Round 7
iamtheaznman - Died Round 4
NATIK - Died Round 7
Niceguy Myeye - Died Round 12
Nion - Died Round 6
Obbi - Died Round 7
PRËTËNTIÖüS - Died Round 2
PsychoLarry1 - Died Round 5
Raneados - Died Round 5
Rend - Died Round 5
robothero - Died Round 4
Romantic Undead - Died Round 1
Saburbia - Died Round 7
Seta 3000 - Died Round 7
Shamus - Died Round 6 - Resurrected Round 7 - Died Round 12
Shorn Scrotum Man - Died Round 4
Skulk - Died Round 8
TehSpectre - Died Round 3
thorpe - Died Round 7
Variable - Died Round 7
Zot - Died Round 3 - Resurrected Round 5 - Died Round 12
Zzulu - Died Round 3

Joop on
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Game delayed 24 hours due to lack of ability to complete all the PMs. Please understand; it's a lot of writing.

    [size=+1]I'm sorry.[/size]

    Squashua on
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  • Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User
    edited October 2007
    fuck.

    Lord Cecil Eaglelaser on
    Yar wrote: »
    Hey, thanks. You know what? Fuck you. You know what else? Suck my dick.

    I think if you're interested in what I read, the proper thing to do would be to read a book on Shut the Fuck Up or something.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    fuck.

    No idea how disappointed I am to not be finished with this.

    Squashua on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Considering the insane amount of content you appear to be planning, I don't think anyone'll hold it against you.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Considering the insane amount of content you appear to be planning, I don't think anyone'll hold it against you.

    I demand a refund.

    TehSpectre on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Considering the insane amount of content you appear to be planning, I don't think anyone'll hold it against you.

    I demand satisfaction.

    B:L on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Considering the insane amount of content you appear to be planning, I don't think anyone'll hold it against you.

    I demand sacrificial goats.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Now that we know which section we're in, I officially claim the unofficial Mr. Eko role for myself!
    Cantide wrote:
    Do not mistake coincidence for fate.

    Cantide on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man... those damn dirty kangaroos got the token Aussie-on-an-island. We're buggered.

    Oats on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey, hey guys.

    We like it in the rear.

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Could have been worse...we coulda been the token Aussies ourselves :P

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm here.

    Let's do this.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Buisness up front, poker in the rear!! MIRITE!!?

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Coach class, go!

    Shamus on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Buisness up front, poker in the rear!! MIRITE!!?
    Oh ho ho ho.

    TehSpectre on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm stuck on the same side of the island as Gnasty, Pretendkok, and Shamus!?

    ~Fun times are rollin' ahead~ :whistle:

    B:L on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    *waves at Shorn Scrotum Man*

    Hi big boy! ;-) <3

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I'm stuck on the same side of the island as Gnasty, Pretendkok, and Shamus!?

    ~Fun times are rollin' ahead~ :whistle:
    invitations to join my "tea party" are always open, B:L

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I'm stuck on the same side of the island as Gnasty, Pretendkok, and Shamus!?

    ~Fun times are rollin' ahead~ :whistle:
    invitations to join my "tea party" are always open, B:L

    I'll bring the teabags. :winky:

    B:L on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I reckon I'll build myself a raft and take my chances with the sea

    Zzulu on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I reckon I'll build myself a raft and take my chances with the sea

    I'd wish you luck, but y'know,

    You're gonna get eaten by penguins.

    B:L on
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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So who is going to try to tell me what I cannot do?
    Because don't.

    PsychoLarry1 on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    *waves at Shorn Scrotum Man*

    Hi big boy! ;-) <3

    Oh shits, we're together again? Lets roll these fuckers :P

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    srsly, we got the best people here

    remember, our entrance is in the back!

    Shamus on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Me thinks our team was specially stacked in such a way that we'll spend so much time suspecting each other we'll never get shit done :P

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Me thinks our team was specially stacked in such a way that we'll spend so much time suspecting each other we'll never get shit done :P
    Shorn Suspicious Man, more like

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait, wouldn't that mean that his suspicions were shaved away?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    El Skid wrote: »
    Wait, wouldn't that mean that his suspicions were shaved away?
    They were shaved away because of how suspicious he is, though.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    El Skid wrote: »
    Wait, wouldn't that mean that his suspicions were shaved away?
    They were shaved away because of how suspicious he is, though.

    Your reply makes me suspicious.:P

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    El Skid wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Wait, wouldn't that mean that his suspicions were shaved away?
    They were shaved away because of how suspicious he is, though.

    Your reply makes me suspicious.:P
    Why does your name contain Spanish? SUSPICIOUS

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, did anyone else see that plane break apart in mid-air?

    Shit, I mean hey that sure was a scary crash that we were all involved in just now huh guys

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    holy shit smoke monster get in the tailies

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Sup fellow tailies.

    iamtheaznman on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hi guys, the best person in the whole entire island is here now. Worship meh!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Give me something, because I haven't been given something ever

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Man, did anyone else see that plane break apart in mid-air?

    Shit, I mean hey that sure was a scary crash that we were all involved in just now huh guys

    Sorry I was high off drugs, we were in a plane!?!? HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Guess who is awesome?

    Gnasty!

    YES! Good guess, except that isn't actually a guess because IT IS FACT.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys I am good, I can show you this if you follow me into the dark woods alone at night, seriously.
    :winky:

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    [size=+1]ROLES HAVE BEEN SENT[/size]
    If you did not get a role, PM *both* Joop and Squashua ASAP.

    Joop on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Guys I am good, I can show you this if you follow me into the dark woods alone at night, seriously.
    :winky:

    Go and molest the Fronties, Saburbia!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
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