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Fine Line Between Brave and Stupid (Done got mugged)

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Really, you should have apologized.

    Hoz on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I almost did, but before I could think to be polite he was long-gone.

    I should have ran after him and let him know.



    I feel bad now.

    Seriously on
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    It's safe to say you're about a thosand times more hardcore than most of this forum, Pooro. I think I'd turn into a blubbering buffoon if I was ever mugged. Then I'd hand over my wallet with around £4 of change in and apologise for there not being anything more substantial.

    And then when the mugger storms off in a huff I'll be supremely thankful that my tiny, awesome point n' shoot camera lives in a pocket of my bag that you can't see unless you're looking for it along with my MP3 player.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If I were getting mugged I'd try to placate the mugger with cash. He would have to kill me to get my entire wallet, though. The thought of having to go back to the DMV to get another copy of my driver's license would make me a much braver man.

    Hoz on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's safe to say you're about a thosand times more hardcore than most of this forum, Pooro.

    New sig?

    Possibly.

    Poorochondriac on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    has defender posted how he would've used his kung-fu on the muggers, yet?

    Wren on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am interested in hearing from this defender.

    Aroused Bull on
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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    krav maga boi-eeez

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Actually I think Defender has mentioned that there is a difference between martial arts and actual getting in fights such that getting educated in one does not necessarily prepare you for the other.

    Seriously on
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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    Jimmy on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Actually I think Defender has mentioned that there is a difference between martial arts and actual getting in fights such that getting educated in one does not necessarily prepare you for the other.

    speaking of martial arts

    someone teach my ba gua

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    no defender is pretty badass. he's read a lot about martial arts. I'm sure he could've schooled those thugs

    Wren on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wren, why are you so against believing in people? Did a priest touch you when you were a kid?

    Hoz on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    You do not understand the concept of bluff-calling, it would appear.

    They were bluffing, and I called them on it. I had no bluffs on which to be called.

    Silly goose.

    Poorochondriac on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I believe that my cock could fit snugly up your nose

    Wren on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well that's irrelevant.

    Hoz on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    Well that's irrelevant.

    is it? is it really?

    Wren on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    I believe that my cock could fit snugly up your nose

    it's just that small

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    or is his nostril just that big?

    Wren on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's probably your cock being small.

    Yeah.

    Hoz on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    they're both distinct possibilities

    Wren on
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    It's safe to say you're about a thosand times more hardcore than most of this forum, Pooro.

    New sig?

    Possibly.

    At least fix the spelling mistake first :(

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    It's probably your cock being small.

    Yeah.

    gotta be it

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's safe to say you're about a thosand times more hardcore than most of this forum, Pooro.

    New sig?

    Possibly.

    At least fix the spelling mistake first :(

    Haha, nope.

    Poorochondriac on
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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    You do not understand the concept of bluff-calling, it would appear.

    They were bluffing, and I called them on it. I had no bluffs on which to be called.

    Silly goose.

    Fair enough. Let me rephrase it:

    I think it would have been great had they saw your bluff and slit your throat over a laptop.

    Jimmy on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't think you get it yet.

    Hoz on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    You do not understand the concept of bluff-calling, it would appear.

    They were bluffing, and I called them on it. I had no bluffs on which to be called.

    Silly goose.

    Fair enough. Let me rephrase it:

    I think it would have been great had they saw your bluff and slit your throat over a laptop.

    It would have been pretty funny.

    Poorochondriac on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    You do not understand the concept of bluff-calling, it would appear.

    They were bluffing, and I called them on it. I had no bluffs on which to be called.

    Silly goose.

    Fair enough. Let me rephrase it:

    I think it would have been great had they saw your bluff and slit your throat over a laptop.

    HE HAD NO BLUFF

    HE WAS CALLING THEIR BLUFF

    HE

    HAD

    NO

    BLUFF

    JIMOTHY UNDERSTAND THIS OKAY PLEASE

    Raneados on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I think it would have been great had they called your bluff.

    You do not understand the concept of bluff-calling, it would appear.

    They were bluffing, and I called them on it. I had no bluffs on which to be called.

    Silly goose.

    Fair enough. Let me rephrase it:

    I think it would have been great had they saw your bluff and slit your throat over a laptop.

    HE HAD NO BLUFF

    HE WAS CALLING THEIR BLUFF

    HE

    HAD

    NO

    BLUFF

    JIMOTHY UNDERSTAND THIS OKAY PLEASE

    Rainy toes, no.

    He is retarded. You just have to smile and nod.

    No matter how many times you smack him on the nose with that newspaper, he just never gets it.

    Poorochondriac on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    thugs on average are only like, clvl 1 or 2. it sucks you lost your loot

    Wren on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think what Jimothy is trying to say is that Pooro was trying to distract them from searching other parts of his person and making off with other valuables.

    Seriously on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not sure if I'm a coward or not. But if I knew I was I wouldn't be wishing harm on people who dare do brave things just to avoid feeling insecure about it.

    Jimmy, yer a sad fellow.

    Hoz on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    I'm not sure if I'm a coward or not. But if I knew I was I wouldn't be wishing harm on people who dare do brave things just to avoid feeling insecure about it.

    Jimmy, yer a sad fellow.

    It's how he rolls.

    Poorochondriac on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think the real question is

    do these thugs regret what they did

    it wasn't their money

    how can they do this?

    Raneados on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I kinda think that when you get to the "Let's mug a dude" mindset, you're not too concerned with the guilt.

    Poorochondriac on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    but the crippling guilt!!!!!!

    Raneados on
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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    I'm not sure if I'm a coward or not. But if I knew I was I wouldn't be wishing harm on people who dare do brave things just to avoid feeling insecure about it.

    Jimmy, yer a sad fellow.


    Thats the general consensus here.

    Welcome to the show.


    but Im calling your bluff

    Jimmy on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's why I make a terrible criminal.


    "Look I'm really sorry to inconveinience you but GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING CASH oh god I'm sorry I yelled here have some change for the bus look I could give you a ride."

    Seriously on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I would be a stoic mugger at best.

    Hoz on
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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So can you like, stab and/or shoot someone in self defense from muggings in the states?
    I'm confused about this and it would pay to know if I ever would travel to such a location.

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