Fine Line Between Brave and Stupid (Done got mugged)

Grandaddy Delicious

Holy crap man, you are a ballsy son of a gun

BusterK

Poo
That's terrible
Next time if your stuck somewhere at night
Call me
I will drive you home
I'm serious
Better than knowing something like this could happen to you

Faricazy

"drive you"







"home"

MKR

Faricazy wrote: »

"drive you"







"home"

Too bad ege isn't here. He could tell us whether rape or death is worse.

Faricazy

you're getting fucked one way or the other

Khavall

ITT the nicest thing ever said to begin with the word "poo"

BusterK

Grass
Gas
or Ass
Nobody rides for free

Faricazy

son of a bitch

i got a beef bowl at a japanese place

and the girl put in a fork instead of chopsticks

i may be white but i've always gotten chopsticks before

Wise_a

Faricazy wrote: »

I'm surprised I haven't been mugged yet.

I live in new york.

I went to a highschool that was adjacent to a really good neighborhood but also a really bad neighborhood.

I'm white.

I always have an ipod or something on me with the white earphones.

Take the train daily to college.

I'm disappointed, in a way.

Well, the whole mugging subculture is predicated on looks.

Basically, you are too ugly to get mugged.

Faricazy

HOOR..ay?

Faricazy

wait are you sure you're not talking about the rape subculture

BusterK

You're far too ugly to be raped
You're also just too ugly for robbers to want to touch you
Thus negating the whole "mugging" part

Faricazy

let's establish some sort of scale here

daric have you been mugged or raped?

Muse Among Men

Ah man, that sucks. Good thing you're okay, chap. Maybe you should start carrying a manpurse with a brick in it, like Dewey.

Faricazy

purse with a manbrick

Kovak

i was mugged for rape

Centipede Damascus

this is exactly why if I ever live in the city

I am getting a concealed weapons permit

Muse Among Men

Manbrick, manpurse - you gotta buy both at the manshop.

How hard would it be to get a concealed weapons permit? I'm seriously thinking if moving into the city.

Kovak

will you use it to carry a sword

Faricazy

man don't be retarded

having a gun will only put you in further danger

Kovak

actually if you were just trying to not get mugged i think you would want a visible weapons license

that way muggers see you packin before they pick their target

i mean really when that knife is against your throat your piece aint gonna help much

BusterK

Faricazy wrote: »

man don't be retarded

having a gun will only put you in further danger

Only if you shove it done your pants and it goes off

Muse Among Men

No guns. Faricazy has the right idea. No one will wanna mess with a sunnavabitch carrying a medieval sword. Well, maybe.

BusterK

Walk around with a bow and arrow

Faricazy

claymore

there can only be one

Centipede Damascus

Kovak wrote: »

will you use it to carry a sword

more like a Glock

though a cane sword would be so awesome

BusterK

I fail to see how a German xylophone will help you prevent being mugged

Centipede Damascus

nobody can sustain a robbing mood when confronted with the dulcet tones of the xylophone

Khavall

Well the Glockenspiel also has metal rods, and the Xylophone has wooden. Clearly the Glock is more effective at stopping muggers.

Muse Among Men

You can smash the xylophone down on the muggers head, perhaps.

Khavall

Muse Among Men wrote: »

You can smash the xylophone down on the muggers head, perhaps.

A concert Xylophone weighs like, 200 pounds.

PiptheFair

there are concert xylophones?

Muse Among Men

Concert xylophones? You betcha! They'se some majestic instruments right there.

And 200 pounds is perfect. Your body would be rushing with adrenaline, making the mere act of lifting it a cakewalk.

Khavall

PiptheFair wrote: »

there are concert xylophones?

I am currently playing a show which uses the patch "Huff 'N' Stuff", as well as "Mr. Mellow". There is an instrument known as the "Hecklephone".


Really a concert Xylophone is nothing when you compare it to some of the other instruments out there.

Doc

stimtokolos wrote: »

So can you like, stab and/or shoot someone in self defense from muggings in the states?
I'm confused about this and it would pay to know if I ever would travel to such a location.

Depends on the state. Generally, if there is an imminent threat to your life you can use deadly force to defend it. This is not true in all states, and expect at least a criminal investigation to begin against you.

Framling

Man, I'd be a mugger's biggest letdown.

MUGGER: Gimme your iPod!
ME: I just have this.
MUGGER: The fuck is that?
ME: It cost fifteen dollars.
MUGGER: Gimme your phone!
ME: Aw, man... Fine, here.
MUGGER: Jesus Christ! This thing's like five years old!
ME: Six, actually.
MUGGER: Wallet! Wallet!
ME: Here, jeez.
MUGGER: Aw fuck, you got like four dollars in here!
ME: This just isn't your day, is it?

Metzger Meister

Framling wrote: »

Man, I'd be a mugger's biggest letdown.

MUGGER: Gimme your iPod!
ME: I just have this.
MUGGER: The fuck is that?
ME: It cost fifteen dollars.
MUGGER: Gimme your phone!
ME: Aw, man... Fine, here.
MUGGER: Jesus Christ! This thing's like five years old!
ME: Six, actually.
MUGGER: Wallet! Wallet!
ME: Here, jeez.
MUGGER: Aw fuck, you got like four dollars in here!
ME: This just isn't your day, is it?

Fram: NOW FACE MY ZOMBIE ATTACK BEARS!

BusterK

Pandas that eat, shoot and leave

Framling

MUGGER: Give me your laptop bag, then!
ME: I just have some notebooks and a book I'm reading. Oh, and I guess a box of Trix.
MUGGER: Trix?
ME: Yeah, I eat breakfast at work, and ran out of cereal, so I'm bringing more.
MUGGER: Oh, so it's unopened?
ME: Yeah, it's still unopened. I think there's a prize, too, some crazy spoon.
MUGGER: I used to love Trix.
ME: You know they're round again?
MUGGER: No way!
ME: Yeah, that's why I got them. Here, you take them.
MUGGER: No, no...
ME: No really, I insist. This has been a bust for you, I feel bad.
MUGGER: Thanks, man.
ME: Hey, don't worry about it.

BusterK

Whoa whoa
Trix are round again
Like little balls?
Hmmm