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FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Sending me an email asking me to fess up about plagiarizing a paper, giving me a heart attack and making me write you two emails five minutes apart cannot be quite made up by going "olol sorry i sent that email to the whole class, ur papr is fine"

Thanks for stressing me out, you sadistic fuck.

itt sadistic professors

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My geology professor owns over 50 shirts with rock jokes on them

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Our professor didn't show up today. Today was the day I was supposed to hand in my 6 page paper I busted my ass on yesterday.

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    edited October 2007
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man two emails saying "fuck you thats my work. I dare you to find it anywhere else"?

    its funny when high school and junior high teachers do this just because you don't spell like some incoherent caveman.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    we were supposed to have a presentation in class today and god I'm tired goodnight internet

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    My professor can beat up your professor

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My geology professor owns over 50 shirts with rock jokes on them
    Man that is awesome, what the hell

    Gneiss Chert

    Thats his favorite

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Our professor didn't show up today. Today was the day I was supposed to hand in my 6 page paper I busted my ass on yesterday.
    every single paper i've done this semester so far has resulted in me staying up very late, and every single paper was either extended or a bunch of people didn't show up and the professors didn't seem to mind.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    My professor can beat up your professor
    can you please arrange this?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He sent an e-mail to the entire class asking them to all fess up to plagiarism?

    Did he do it accidentally?

    Does he always do it to see who actually does fess up and then gets them kicked out of school?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Can I just bitch about teachers who say "We're preparing you for college, so you can't go to your locker and rabble rabble" yet give you a list saying exactly what you need (read: they want you to have) for the class?
    That's not preparing me for college saying "You need this and this and this because that's how I want you to take notes."
    Fuck you.
    I'm not carrying a binder and paper and a folder and a composition notebook, I'm going to carry two goddamn spiral notebooks and the same folder I carry for every other class.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My geology professor owns over 50 shirts with rock jokes on them
    Man that is awesome, what the hell

    Gneiss Chert

    Thats his favorite
    Oh fucking jesus are you serious

    always

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I stayed up very late a couple nights ago in order to finish one of my papers.

    Then I slept through class the next day.

    Don't accept late papers olololoOLOLoArgarfragh!

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2007
    My history professor is from Kenya.

    He rocks.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    I was accused of plagiarism in my first term of unviersity for a paper worth 35% of my mark because one and a half sentences somewhere in it resembled something the markers found on the internet. They gave me a 0 on the paper and put me on disciplinary probation until graduation. I appealed the action with the associate dean to no avail. He was a fuckhead. If I ever see him again I'm going to punch him in the face.

    Still passed the course, though, with a 55. I showed those fuckers.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think the best part about no longer being in high school are the mid-class cigarette breaks

    Seriously taking a break from notes to smoke with your professor is satisfying

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Teefs, I have a teacher who told us on the first day, "Don't ask me to go to the bathroom. I don't care. Just get up and go. Hell, don't even take the pass, the bathroom is right across the hall."
    Which it is. It's literally 7 feet away, 8 if you're a girl.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I know. The reason I didn't go before class is because I did not have to go, but now I have to use the bathroom, so either let me go or I will piss on your shoe.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    55% is passing?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What's another word for pirate treasure?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    You need an overall higher average to stay in the program, but in any individual course, anything over 50% gives you the course credit.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    55% is passing?

    Well it's Canada.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2007
    When I become a teacher I think I may instill a rule where kids have to do something to get access to leave for the bathroom...

    What do you guys think it should be?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was in highschool, we took a pad of hallpasses.

    So, if we were ever late to class, we'd just scribble something down.

    Got caught and got in trouble.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like it when to counter super lazy students, the teachers get to be super lazy themselves with the counter-measures. cunts

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    My professor can beat up your professor
    can you please arrange this?

    Yes.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    is it booty

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    I know. The reason I didn't go before class is because I did not have to go, but now I have to use the bathroom, so either let me go or I will piss on your shoe.

    I had a teacher like that (one of several, but this one didn't even let you go for emergencies). I finally stood up and walked out.
    When she asked where I was going, I told her I was going to take a leak, and I could do it here or in the bathroom, it was here choice.

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ding ding ding

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Make them tell you whether they need to do number 1 or number 2.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    My professor can beat up your professor
    can you please arrange this?

    Yes.
    he is a tiny indian dude who wears pants almost up to his chest

    it shouldn't be a problem

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I had a friend who got caught plagiarising. Thing is, they suspended him for 3 months, just as the summer break started, so the suspension lasted exactly for the duration of his vacation, and then ended just as university started again.

    Dumbest shit ever

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    55% is passing?

    Well it's Canada.

    Our education is geared at a much higher level of intelligence than yours so they had to lower the bar to compensate for any Americans that might study here.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    When I was in highschool, we took a pad of hallpasses.

    So, if we were ever late to class, we'd just scribble something down.

    Got caught and got in trouble.

    More fun to keep old ones and forge them.

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    wiggin's right
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I didn't have too many qualms with my professors but I had some cocksucker TAs that I would have loved to slap the shit out of.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TA?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hey larlar, I've got this scholarship to move to toronto and study canadian lit

    is there any good canadian lit

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