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D&D Friars Club Roast II - The crispening

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Again, I !vote for Johannen. Let's drain that fuckmuffin!

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey Quid, Funnily I care as much about you as I do about somerfield... you're both useless cunts and you both mean nothing to me.

    I'm guessing that your ideals lead to suicide but that's only a hope.
    :P

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !retract my vote for The Cat and !vote for celery. Me and Than alone should be able to carry that roast.

    Hacksaw on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The time that he cut up his foot should be able to carry the roast.

    Gim on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    The time that he cut up his foot should be able to carry the roast.
    Me and Than are going to have a field day with that one.

    Hacksaw on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Quid wrote: »
    Joh, if we were rungs on a ladder I would be the top one while you would be the homeless rung who sucks cock for crack cocaine.

    At least Joh swallows.
    You hurt my feelings last night, you prude.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Alright, I am convinced/tingly with anticipation. Time to...uh, dip this celerey in some peanut butter? Man, I don't know.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Hm. I'm actually very conflicted now. I mean, sure, Cat gets tons of shit, but it would be interesting to see what making fun of the Cat would look like if smart people were doing it with flair and creativity instead of Silicon just calling her a cunt over and over.

    I'm hanging out for this!

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't enjoy insulting people that I like.

    !The Cat

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I don't enjoy insulting people that I like.

    !The Cat

    That was kind of mean. :(

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    No, that was kinda Dyna.

    Also, I vote cel, because I can rip on Cat any ol' time in the mod thread.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !vote for Pat Buchanan.


    What, the ballot was confusing.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I !vote for Pat Buchanan.


    What, the ballot was confusing.

    *Ba dum pish*

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    That was horrible. I vote for moniker!

    Shinto on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote cat

    because despite being wrong many, many, many times, she still thinks she is right.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    You guys realize the difference between a "roast" thread and a "bitch about all the petty idiotic axes I have to grind with Cat" thread, right?

    Because if you don't I imagine the infractions will be adding up extremely fast.

    Shinto on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    You guys realize the difference between a "roast" thread and a "bitch about all the petty idiotic axes I have to grind with Cat" thread, right?

    Because if you don't I imagine the infractions will be adding up extremely fast.

    It'd probably end up more hilarious for it in the end, though.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    You guys realize the difference between a "roast" thread and a "bitch about all the petty idiotic axes I have to grind with Cat" thread, right?

    Because if you don't I imagine the infractions will be adding up extremely fast.

    It'd probably end up more hilarious for it in the end, though.

    Intriguing.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    psssh

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh fuck yes

    this won't be a roast

    It will be a fucking reckoning

    !Celery77

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    thumperthumper Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So... you guys just sit around insulting a forumer?

    Does anyone get drunk and topless?

    thumper on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    thumper wrote: »
    So... you guys just sit around insulting a forumer?

    Does anyone get drunk and topless?
    I do both.

    I also do birthdays and bar mitzvahs.

    Hacksaw on
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elks, dammit.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Anyone want to do a vote count?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Cat - One Hojillion.

    Everyone else - a few.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !vote cel

    To make it a few++;

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm pretty sure Cells got the most votes.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think, think, it's Cel - 12 and Cat - 11. Though I'd like someone to double check.

    Quid on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Cat = 9 votes
    (Sab, Elks, Obo, Tach, Leitner, redx, deo, Hoz, PrescK)
    Cel = 14
    (Aes, Quid, Hacks, Gim, Feral, ArrBeeBee, Disc, ELM, Incen, Dyna, Jeff, Pod, Gundam)
    Jeff = 1
    (Will)
    Joh = 1
    (James)
    James = 1
    (Joh)
    Elks = 2
    (Robo, LM)
    Senj = 1
    (Irene)

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why is this like phalla? Vote counts, retractions and everything.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Why is this like phalla? Vote counts, retractions and everything.
    It's a simple way to tally who to roast next?

    Quid on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Why is this like phalla? Vote counts, retractions and everything.

    When all you have is a hammer, everybody looks like a nail.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Why is this like phalla? Vote counts, retractions and everything.

    When all you have is a hammer, everybody looks like a nail.

    Whoa!

    Because no matter what I say it'd be irrelevant (due to my not knowing anyone on a personal enough level) I'll vote for the person who isn't a mod. Or a woman. They're naturally more emotionally unstable.

    !vote Cel

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Er, the above is a joke. And I miss my edit button.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    They're naturally more emotionally unstable.

    Mods? I agree wholeheartedly.

    Except Irond Will. He's a robot.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    They're naturally more emotionally unstable.

    Mods? I agree wholeheartedly.

    Except Irond Will. He's a robot.

    A robot dog to be exact.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Why is this like phalla? Vote counts, retractions and everything.

    When all you have is a hammer, everybody looks like a nail.
    I hope we don't share a certain class. Because that would be awk-waaarrd.

    Hoz on
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I guess cel?

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    They're naturally more emotionally unstable.

    Mods? I agree wholeheartedly.

    Except Irond Will. He's a robot.

    Fuck you, man.

    Just fuck you. I hope you die.

    *runs off and cries*

    /obvious

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Having no real visual aid imagine what each forumer looks like, I can only go by (sometimes) their avatars.

    So, yeah. I just pictured some drunken, bearded "wild bunch" reject hysterically balling his eyes out in the corner of his computer room.

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