Finally we said screw it and ditched it all together.
Then I discovered porn.
i remember doing a report on japan in grade school
i was at yahoo, so i was like 'hmm i wonder what this sex thing is that i keep hearing about'
stumble upon some swinger couple's home page and see a picture of a blowjob
i go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwww' and save it to a floppy for later study
No, because I am the family guru on all things computer.
I was getting flak today for letting my car fall into disrepair.
I rebutted with "Yeah. Just like how its stupid to check work email on a public computer in a hotel."
My dad opened his mouth and was interrupted by my mom who said "He's got you. Just say nothing"
also, text adventures were the best thing ever
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
MATH BLASTER! Our school was so awesome. We had that, Mario Teaches Typing, and Oregon Trail on all of the old Mac PCs. The ones with the colored plastic and the handle and shit.
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Finally we said screw it and ditched it all together.
Then I discovered porn.
i remember doing a report on japan in grade school
i was at yahoo, so i was like 'hmm i wonder what this sex thing is that i keep hearing about'
stumble upon some swinger couple's home page and see a picture of a blowjob
i go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwww' and save it to a floppy for later study
My mom put on a net-safe thingy. I think it lasted like 3 days. Then my dad told me the password around it.
Honestly, the most "extreme" site I visited during those days was Newgrounds, but even it...
Fuck, Newgrounds opened up the REAL internet for me. It made me realize, "oh so it's not all about school papers and shit...there are awesome games and...oh my god boobies."
Finally we said screw it and ditched it all together.
Then I discovered porn.
i remember doing a report on japan in grade school
i was at yahoo, so i was like 'hmm i wonder what this sex thing is that i keep hearing about'
stumble upon some swinger couple's home page and see a picture of a blowjob
i go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwww' and save it to a floppy for later study
One time I came across some erotic spanking site.
I was 11
It scared the shit out of me and I ran out crying.
Reminds me of when I was a freshman in college (the first time) and ran across rotten.com
I think I sent the proprietor an email talking about how "people like him" will get theirs and "Good Christians" blah blah.
Man. I wish I could go back in time
mostly so I could punch myself in the nads.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
also, text adventures were the best thing ever
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
fuck yes
I will be sure to PM a link to my game to you when we finish, then. You will enjoy it.
also, text adventures were the best thing ever
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
fuck yes
I will be sure to PM a link to my game to you when we finish, then. You will enjoy it.
also, text adventures were the best thing ever
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
fuck yes
I will be sure to PM a link to my game to you when we finish, then. You will enjoy it.
is it... an inform 7 game
Our first year game is text only and has a parser.
I think you'll find it rad.
If not,
please return it in a SASE along with $3.75 and mail it to
Suck It
123 Your Mom's Avenue
Seattle, Washington 13317
I think this is a good thread for first time internet porn stories.
Myself, I was home alone with a wide open dial-up connection to use. My parents weren't home, my sister was somewhere, so I decided to check porn out. Only, I didn't know any sites, so I sat there thinking of a url. Finally I just typed sex.com and was shown extremely graphic banners. Things were going to other things, people were wrapping their lips around stuff, and I didn't have a clue as to what an orgasm even was.
MATH BLASTER! Our school was so awesome. We had that, Mario Teaches Typing, and Oregon Trail on all of the old Mac PCs. The ones with the colored plastic and the handle and shit.
You think those are old? We had the beige ones that only showed like.. green and white. And then we upgraded to ones that had could display color. (!) I remember using some program where we would type in number values and come out with pictures. It was a weird way to do art.
also, text adventures were the best thing ever
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
fuck yes
I will be sure to PM a link to my game to you when we finish, then. You will enjoy it.
is it... an inform 7 game
Our first year game is text only and has a parser.
I think you'll find it rad.
If not,
please return it in a SASE along with $3.75 and mail it to
Suck It
123 Your Mom's Avenue
Seattle, Washington 13317
No really. We will address every concern.
alright
do you want some links on text game design, because i used to be active in the community
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I would go man for you
Rebel Assault II! Or I.. I forget >.<... damnit. Dark Forces was such a badass game as well.
some day, indy
it's still the only lucasarts game i haven't played
Oh man, educational software?
The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis
I loved that shit
Oh man, I remember having that exact same set too. I think I still have some of it somewhere.
If it makes you feel better most engineering programs still come in big arse boxes.
Mind you I have manuals next to me that are like an inch thick and have 4 install discs.
Satans..... hints.....
One time I came across some erotic spanking site.
I was 11
It scared the shit out of me and I ran out crying.
No, because I am the family guru on all things computer.
I was getting flak today for letting my car fall into disrepair.
I rebutted with "Yeah. Just like how its stupid to check work email on a public computer in a hotel."
My dad opened his mouth and was interrupted by my mom who said "He's got you. Just say nothing"
hahahaha
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>
fuck yes
MATH BLASTER! Our school was so awesome. We had that, Mario Teaches Typing, and Oregon Trail on all of the old Mac PCs. The ones with the colored plastic and the handle and shit.
Holy crap, Zoombinis
there's some memories
Honestly, the most "extreme" site I visited during those days was Newgrounds, but even it...
Fuck, Newgrounds opened up the REAL internet for me. It made me realize, "oh so it's not all about school papers and shit...there are awesome games and...oh my god boobies."
I WAS LOOKING FOR IT
edit: shit, I looked for number crunchers
stupid stupid stupid stupid
Reminds me of when I was a freshman in college (the first time) and ran across rotten.com
I think I sent the proprietor an email talking about how "people like him" will get theirs and "Good Christians" blah blah.
Man. I wish I could go back in time
mostly so I could punch myself in the nads.
With a motherfucking pogo stick dude!
Satans..... hints.....
I will be sure to PM a link to my game to you when we finish, then. You will enjoy it.
YES WAM
YES
I played this so much
is it... an inform 7 game
Other than the mechanical rabbit puzzle (which was tedious) I found Full Throttle to be one of the easier LA games.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Our first year game is text only and has a parser.
I think you'll find it rad.
If not,
please return it in a SASE along with $3.75 and mail it to
Suck It
123 Your Mom's Avenue
Seattle, Washington 13317
No really. We will address every concern.
also one of the most fun
i loved playing as ben, especially in the knife game
'ow. ow. damn. ow. ow.'
Myself, I was home alone with a wide open dial-up connection to use. My parents weren't home, my sister was somewhere, so I decided to check porn out. Only, I didn't know any sites, so I sat there thinking of a url. Finally I just typed sex.com and was shown extremely graphic banners. Things were going to other things, people were wrapping their lips around stuff, and I didn't have a clue as to what an orgasm even was.
there's an educational game for the apple iie in the vein of oregon trail and number munchers
by the same company, actually
in this game you play as a slave trying to escape to the north
I was always the girl because the boy didn't know how to read and when he went to look at signs they were all squiggly
anybody know what this game is called
does anybody even remember it
Hahaha, you have a cane.
GRAMPS
You think those are old? We had the beige ones that only showed like.. green and white. And then we upgraded to ones that had could display color. (!) I remember using some program where we would type in number values and come out with pictures. It was a weird way to do art.
Hey guys hey
hey ggggguuuuuuuyyyyyyysss
remember this?
quest for glory
king's quest
ULTIMA
I was required to type a half an hour on Mavis Beacon before I could do anything else
alright
do you want some links on text game design, because i used to be active in the community