Home remedies
Meiz
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This thread is to share your wisdom through medical practices that you've picked up over the years. I went out last night and actually bothered showing up for work the next day so the remedy that I'm posting is what I did so the little man in my head stopped beating against the insides with a monkey wrench.
The hangover (of course not drinking in the first place is the ultimate remedy):
-3 glasses of water.
-2 Tylenol extra strength.
-Breakfast muffin/bagel with all the fixins.
-Tomato juice.
The hangover (of course not drinking in the first place is the ultimate remedy):
-3 glasses of water.
-2 Tylenol extra strength.
-Breakfast muffin/bagel with all the fixins.
-Tomato juice.
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-2 slices white bread
-pat butter
-2 slices ham
-2 slices cheese
-toasty maker
A cornetto. (I don't know what it's called in the US, but it's a ice cream cone thing with some nuts on the top, all foil wrapped.)
I saw it on Shaun of The Dead, and tried it. It works. I think it's the mix between Food and Liquid that does the job.
I am serious when I say it has never failed.
Also, it does not result in the persons death.
Well, what the hell is it?
I always drink from the other side of the glass. The concentration required to bend over 90 degrees and then tip the glass the wrong way usually makes them go away.
Plus it's funny when you tell people to do it and they tip water down themselves.
So glad your not a doctor.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=2294977#post2294977
Its post No. 10. Worked for that guy.
Man, I gave nearly the exact same answer as I did back then.
I need more to say.
I got confused which thread I was looking at when I had them both open
I'm going to have to try that.
Nothing worse then having a smoke with the hiccups.
use fishing line instead
Never managed to get a hangover but the easiest cure is preemptive. You just have to match water for alcohol while you're drinking. Hangovers happen because you don't have enough fluid and your body gets dehydrated and begins trying to substitute alcohol in place of water.
Of course it's pretty impossible for me to get drunk when I'm perfectly hydrated, as the alcohol tends to barely make it into the bloodstream anyway.
I don't have much in the way of home remedies I guess, except that I know extreme muscle cramps can be gotten rid of by extending and stretching that muscle to release the acid that's trapped in it.
that only works for hangovers which arent genuine alcohol poisoning
and i mean where's the fun in not drinking enough to really do some damage
I've got a better hang over cure: DON'T STOP DRINKING.
Alternately: Marijuana.
This advice brought to you by Freshmen fake drunk kid that talks a lot about drinking and drug use, but gets smashed and pukey off 2 Coors Cutters.
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Dude, I was gettin with this chick last night bro. She was like SMOKIN HAWT too bro. Anyway I'm workin it and right as I was about to blow my load all over I fuckin puked all over her man, it was so funny! It was fuckin CORE dude.
Hey, you wanna hang out later? I got weed.
Dude, you, bonK, and I can drink a keg and smoke 4 pounds of phat grass after class and then go out to the bars tonight bro.
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tear that shit up, holmes
:winky:
Excellent, I'll see you guys later!
Fucking core dude! My brother just got me this fake ID that says I'm 24 and it totally looks just like me except for, like, hair and a beard and stuff. It'll totally get us booze. Keep it on the downlow though k? I can't let this get back to my mom or she'll like totally ground me again and take away my car keys.
Put them over your eyes for ten minutes at a time
In addition to reducing the bags under your eyes the milk will help lighten it up and make you appear less drug-addicty
teabags
Hunter, I really like the cut of your jib.
And what a waste of good tea.
That ensures that nothing goes to waste.
Dear god
How long do you recommend
With an average bog standard tea bag, a minute is adequate with a bit of stirring. Much longer, and the damn thing stews.
And is horrible,
Shit, then you're going to suffer from a lot of colds once...you know
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