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Arsehole Neighbours

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Air! Don't be hanging out with dudes like that.

    Seriously I know a couple girls that thought it was cool to hang out with such dudes

    They are dead from crossfire now

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    fucking dead


    AIR

    listen to me


    I know you think it's cool

    IT is fucking not

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i know this guy who drives a tuned holden commodore and has some street racing team stickers all over it and apparently also a southern cross which i hadnt noticed from glancing at his car and for the foreigners here the southern cross is some constellation which was apparently worth putting on the australian flag

    and he said he parked it at some shops in a lebanese neighbourhood or something and it got keyed and they scratched 'faggot' or something similar on it
    he said he thinks its because they didnt like the southern cross australian pride thing because they hate australians
    i offered up that perhaps its because he advertises that he is a street racer which is a pretty dumb thing to be

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    well he was a friend in high school which ended 3 years ago and ive stopped by his place 2 or 3 times this year to borrow shit off him which is the only times ive seen him since then
    so friend might be a bit of a strong word

    but it was at those times i found out he had bought a few more cars on top of the fto he had in high school
    while ducking from bullets of course

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i dont even have a car space

    i just leap from my balcony directly into passing busses

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    blue powderblue powder Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man what a fucking cunt, find out who did it and fuck them up.

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Firework the fat guys house.

    or whoever did do it. Go all columbo on their ass.

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I say you observe the people who walk on your "sidewalk" and see whom you might think it is.

    Then, wash your car again, but this time leaving the boot side to the road. When they walk past again and start trying to rip off your SAAB emblem, run out there with a tire Iron and beat them to fucking death.

    Problem Solved.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Have you tried shooting him?

    Works in Dallas, anyway, you limey bastard.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    have you tried eating a crumpet and not owning a gun

    you limey fuck

    Oi.


    Don't tar me with the same brush bitch.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    well unless he tries to key it again or do something else and you catch him there isnt much you can do

    so if you keep parking it out there it is win-win unless he does it again and you dont see

    anyway how often do you wash your car
    do it again next weekend
    do it right out in the street with a lot of soap and take a long time with it so people see you
    tempt him with your clean car


    alternatively some random person could have been pissed off about you washing your car in the street and couldnt care less about where you park
    you know cos it goes into the drains and they say you should do it on a lawn or something

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    have you tried eating a crumpet and not owning a gun

    you limey fuck

    Oi.


    Don't tar me with the same brush bitch.

    All English people are either:
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    or

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    PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm guessing that your GIS terms were 'english gentleman' and 'chav'

    am i right?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

    don't make me come over there.


    That would make me very poor, and you wouldn't like me when I'm poor.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fucking Chavs.

    I can't remember ever having a problem with any neighbors.

    Even this one lady who lived kitty-corner to my parents.

    She was very nice, though very ugly and fat.

    But it turns out she embezzeled a few thousand dollars during the eight months she was town treasurer.

    Her husband was a cool guy though.

    Divorced her.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

    don't make me come over there.


    That would make me very poor, and you wouldn't like me when I'm poor.

    things cost less though

    it evens out

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    none of my neighbours speak english

    all they ever want from me is to retrieve their cricket balls from my yard when they play in the park next door

    except now they stopped asking me when I told them to get fucked and stop playing cricket in a tiny goddamn park

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    NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

    don't make me come over there.


    That would make me very poor, and you wouldn't like me when I'm poor.

    Man them americans, always throwing away perfectly good tea over justified taxes.

    The only reason we lost the game of hide and seek for control of the country is because some idiot with a bell tower spoiled it.

    We should do that again, I mean, how many bell towers can they have?

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

    don't make me come over there.


    That would make me very poor, and you wouldn't like me when I'm poor.

    things cost less though

    it evens out



    You have a point. Your monopoly money is pretty worthless right now.

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you don't count, sil

    you are american in your heart

    don't make me come over there.


    That would make me very poor, and you wouldn't like me when I'm poor.

    things cost less though

    it evens out



    You have a point. Your monopoly money is pretty worthless right now.

    Even our dollar is catching up

    like, really, really fast and that is pathetic.

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    blue powderblue powder Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    none of my neighbours speak english

    all they ever want from me is to retrieve their cricket balls from my yard when they play in the park next door

    except now they stopped asking me when I told them to get fucked and stop playing cricket in a tiny goddamn park

    you dick. i've done the same thing though, stupid fucking kids.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    why would you do that oden

    why would you be so mean

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    look, I complied the first few times

    but after the millionth time they can go get fucked when there is a giant proper sized park just down the road. the one next door is roughly the size of two blocks of land

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Park on the street why not.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What



    the



    hell.

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So I don't quite understand, that drawing makes it look like you dont pull up as far as you can on your driveway, but I assume you do?

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    So in England do they call walls brick fences? Because calling them walls would seem more efficient.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    wait in england you can get away with vandalism if there isnt a witness?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    wait in england you can get away with vandalism if there isnt a witness?

    Uh, I think most vandals do that, or try to

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh what is this shit
    it is shit
    dont
    what were you thinking
    how did you even find this thread

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tugga that is a pretty dumb thing to say

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    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dakal wrote: »
    I say you observe the people who walk on your "sidewalk" and see whom you might think it is.

    Then, wash your car again, but this time leaving the boot side to the road. When they walk past again and start trying to rip off your SAAB emblem, run out there with a tire Iron and beat them to fucking death.

    Problem Solved.

    But not before wiring up your emblem to an electrical outlet. A violently spasming victim is an easy victim.

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Did you ever catch the culprit Ambassador?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why don't you just pull up your car a bit more instead of blocking the sidewalk in the first place?

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Get a pet Glaswegian. Starve him for a few days, then feed him copious amounts of alcohol, hand him a metal bar and point him in the general direction of the offender.

    Claim to have no idea who the Glaswegian belongs to when the police call.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He explained like three times in the thread already that they are (were, this thread was from about three weeks ago) doing work on his garage or something like that.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Although I'm sure he pronounced it "garr-ege" while blathering on like a ninny.

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