doctors say, "Carpe Infantum!"

Xantus

This week a jury is being selected for the trial of a woman accused of killing a pregnant stranger, cutting her abdomen open and stealing her unborn baby.

oh my god look at her face, I think she could have eaten through the woman's stomach with that mouth.

if I had a pregnant partner I'd be terrified of everyone now.

Filler Inc.

So... Much... Bold....

Hunter

Someone arrest the bold key for crimes against humanity

MKR

The '80s called and they want her glasses back.

Jordyn

I guess she really need a baby.

MKR

Wait, the face made it look like big rim glasses.

So much more horrible now.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

her recipe called for one fetus.

Filler Inc.

This story really chokes me up, I mean seriously, I'm like a baby over here.

Dichotomy

Jordyn wrote: »

I guess she really need a baby.

sometimes you're just really hungry

Tonkka

"Lisa Montgomery's lawyers are planning an insanity defence"

No shit.

iusehappymod

Thought this was a newsies thread.

Zonugal

Tonkka wrote: »

DAMN!!!

Wren

seize. not sieze

Staleghoti

Who was that pedo guy from YTMND?

she looks like that guy

Centipede Damascus

And here I was just about to eat lunch

Also, can you imagine being that kid? I can't.

Paku

seems like a lot less work to just steal a baby from the hospital

also you aren't cutting someone open

Orikaeshigitae

warren ellis predicts the future again

mastman

make that picture stop it's so gross

TankHammer

I didn't realize the baby lived through this when I first heard about it. This is the kind of story you tell your kids when they are picked on in school. "Son/daughter, remember this, those other kids came into this world screaming from a drugged-up vagina in a hospital operating room. You were cut from your dying mother's belly by a psychopath. Don't ever forget that this makes you the baddest motherfucker in class."

Staleghoti

Kevin something

Nuzak

mrpaku wrote: »

seems like a lot less work to just steal a baby from the hospital

also you aren't cutting someone open

shit, why didn't i think of that

you know

if i wanted to steal babies

Nuzak

the best thing about babies is poking the soft spot

Nuzak

the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

Jordyn

Nuzak wrote: »

the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

I thought that was also the best part.

Tonkka

Jordyn wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

the worst thing about babies is poking the soft spot and going too deep and watching the jaw slacken and the eyes roll around

I thought that was also the best part.

No, the creamy nougat center is the best.

PkErthbnd

Staleghoti wrote: »

Who was that pedo guy from YTMND?

she looks like that guy

Brian Peppers?

And yeah, can you imagine? The husband said she "had to produce a baby" and if she didn't, he'd get custody of the kids. Well, I guess she produced one...FROM ANOTHER WOMAN'S ABDOMEN. That's fucked up.

I took page 2 like a baby from a stomach.

Kovak

man jordyn i sure do hate babies do you hate babies

Staleghoti

BRIAN PEPPERS

that's who she looks like

Jordyn

I hate things that are ugly.

Centipede Damascus

Babies aren't ugly

they are the cutest things ever

TankHammer

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Babies aren't ugly

they are the cutest things ever

In Bizzarro world maybe. Right Jordyn? You know what I mean.

lostwords

Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

Staleghoti

Ya but they get hot

Wren

and good jobs

Paku

lostwords wrote: »

Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

good thing there's a lot more of them, then

Centipede Damascus

there is nothing better than a smiling baby. I think if I had a baby smile at me every day I would be a lot happier person.

Suave

I agree, Centipede.

Meissnerd

lostwords wrote: »

Don't want to sound racist, but every ugly baby i've seen has been little ugly white baby. I think minority babies are always cute. There, I said it.

Yeah, we don't like to talk about it.

Pony

today i learned something

today i learned what pseudocyesis is

Me Too!

What is it, Pony?

Meissnerd

Pseudocyesis also known as false pregnancy, can cause many of the signs and symptoms associated with pregnancy, and can resemble the condition in every way except for fetal presence. Other names include - spurious pregnancy, feigned pregnancy, imaginary pregnancy, hysterical pregnancy, phantom pregnancy and grossesse nerveuse ("mental pregnancy"). John Mason Good coined the term pseudocyesis from the Greek words pseudes (false) and kyesis (pregnancy) in 1923. False pregnancy is common in many mammals and is a method of providing milk for the group's offspring, most often cats, dogs, and rabbits.