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A Priest just threatened my little brother.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
So today was a wedding rehearsal for my Aunty's wedding, and the Priest is a total fucking nut bar. He's very flagrant, and he's very loose lipped.
I think my 10 year old brother must have been speaking when he wasn't supposed to, so the priest said to him, "Shut up, or I'll slit your throat and bury you".

Yeah, read that again. No fucking joke.

My Aunty phoned him up after the rehearsal and verbally abused the shit out of him, but she refuses to report him to the Arch Bishop. Apparently this priest is already in a lot of trouble for saying all types of things.

So, should I personally report his ass, or should I go and throw a brick through the windscreen of his 100,000 dollar Audi?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    maybe he has tourettes you insensitive jerk

    :(

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    git yo boyz and jack that mothafucka

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe your little brother should keep his mouth shut.

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  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe he has tourettes you insensitive jerk

    :(

    That would get me to church on sunday morning.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Maybe your little brother should keep his mouth shut.
    Oh come on. The kid is 10 and he was in a church. Church is fucking boring.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait, he has a 100,000 dollar car? Wow, selflessly serving god sure kicks ass.


    Yeah, I change my vote to the brick thing.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    10 year olds shouldn't be mouthing off

    hit your brother

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    write him a letter

    then when he goes out to get the letter drop a 16 tonne weight on him

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Maybe your little brother should keep his mouth shut.
    Oh come on. The kid is 10 and he was in a church. Church is fucking boring.

    I was kidding, dude

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, he has a 100,000 dollar car? Wow, selflessly serving god sure kicks ass.


    Yeah, I change my vote to the brick thing.
    No shit. Whatever happened to that vow of poverty thingo?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't that's priests

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    how about you throw more than 1 brick, at a few different areas of his car?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I bet he fucks kids

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    write him a letter

    then when he goes out to get the letter drop an anvil on him

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    start a petition

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Slit his throat and bury him.

    THE IRONY

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Air wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    write him a letter

    then when he goes out to get the letter drop an enormous animated foot on him

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think I'll make a nice phone call to the Arch Bishop tomorrow. This is going to be so fun.

    I can cross out, "Get a Priest fired", on my Things To Do Before I Die list.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I honestly dislike church, nothing against religion. I just hate organized religion.

    Until your youth group gets shut down due to budget issues, and the next week your new lead pastor for the church drives up in his new Benz, you don't realize just how fucked up organized religion is.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I think I'll make a nice phone call to the Arch Bishop tomorrow. This is going to be so fun.

    I can cross out, "Get a Priest fired", on my Things To Do Before I Die list.

    The hell are they going to do about it?


    They'll just transfer him at worse, that's all they do to the kid-fuckers, why would they be any harsher on someone uttering death threats?


    Phone the fucking television stations dude, get the media involved, then bother the arch-pigfu---bishop

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, what the fuck. Everybody I know who took the vows was a genuinely cool person - for the most part. I mean, I knew a few fire and brimstone priests but the brothers who ran my old school were cool dudes. Like Brother Jack. Motherfucker loved snakes.

    But really why the fuck did I wake up. I stayed up all day so I could fix my sleep schedule. I was up for like 34 Goddamn hours. Went to bed at midnight. And then I wake up not but thirty minutes ago. At Goddamn 3 AM.

    And all I want to do is blaspheme all night long because of this shit. Fucking Christ. I'm going back to bed.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    CHURCH SUCKS, GUYS, AM I RIGHT

    GOD?

    MORE LIKE FAGD

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well like I said, the Arch Bishop has had a few reports about this Priest and the Priest is on the verge of getting kicked out.
    Last week in front of a primary school Confirmation, he said to everyone, "These things are so boring for us Priests, because we have to sit here all day and listen to wimpy confessions like, "I pushed the cat off the couch". I want to hear some real sins".

    Once again, that's not a joke.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Well like I said, the Arch Bishop has had a few reports about this Priest and the Priest is on the verge of getting kicked out.
    Last week in front of a primary school Confirmation, he said to everyone, "These things are so boring for us Priests, because we have to sit here all day and listen to wimpy confessions like, "I pushed the cat off the couch". I want to hear some real sins".

    Once again, that's not a joke.

    I dunno, I kind of see where he's coming from there.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Call, wait a week, then use the bricks

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Report him and sue him and call in the TV stations and newspapers and internet reporters and then you'll be a star

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I mean, call the arch dude

    He's important, right

    sounds like where you need to be aiming

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    There's nothing wrong with a priest wanting his congregation to be sincere in their confessions. He obviously doesn't like pussyfooting when it comes to religion, and he obviously wants people to pay attention in the Lord's House. Neither of these are necessarily bad things.

    He just goes about them in terrible ways.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Volyu, you are convincing me of terrible things about yourself

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Well like I said, the Arch Bishop has had a few reports about this Priest and the Priest is on the verge of getting kicked out.
    Last week in front of a primary school Confirmation, he said to everyone, "These things are so boring for us Priests, because we have to sit here all day and listen to wimpy confessions like, "I pushed the cat off the couch". I want to hear some real sins".

    Once again, that's not a joke.

    I dunno, I kind of see where he's coming from there.
    Oh so do I, but what I'm saying is, he had heaps of reports that day because of that.

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. When my 9 year old cousins walked into the church, he said to them, "Hello boys, no drugs and alcohol allowed".
    My uncle wasn't all that impressed.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    burn down the church

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Volyu, you are convincing me of terrible things about yourself

    That I am secretly a loudmouth priest?

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Well like I said, the Arch Bishop has had a few reports about this Priest and the Priest is on the verge of getting kicked out.
    Last week in front of a primary school Confirmation, he said to everyone, "These things are so boring for us Priests, because we have to sit here all day and listen to wimpy confessions like, "I pushed the cat off the couch". I want to hear some real sins".

    Once again, that's not a joke.

    I dunno, I kind of see where he's coming from there.
    Oh so do I, but what I'm saying is, he had heaps of reports that day because of that.

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. When my 9 year old cousins walked into the church, he said to them, "Hello boys, no drugs and alcohol allowed".
    My uncle wasn't all that impressed.

    So are they allowed to bring only one of the two

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    That I am secretly a loudmouth priest?
    Father Joe?!?!

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    burn down his car

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The solution, of course, is to simply turn into an extremely annoying parishioner, so that the priest is simply driven to madness and he retires from your church. Or he'd just exclusively do Spanish masses because Mexicans don't mess with the fucking church so nobody would call him on his shit. Really.

    But yeah you gotta mess with him like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJm_dDfi0BA

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    burn down his shoes

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suicide bomb the church and they will blame islamic fundamentalists and no one will ever suspect you

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The solution, of course, is to simply turn into an extremely annoying parishioner, so that the priest is simply driven to madness and he retires from your church. Or he'd just exclusively do Spanish masses because Mexicans don't mess with the fucking church so nobody would call him on his shit. Really.

    But yeah you gotta mess with him like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJm_dDfi0BA
    I don't know what that's from, but it's fucking hilarious.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Lord is my shepard, I shall not


    FUCK

    ASS

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