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Weird stuff that you can't explain

KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Have you ever had a moment where you catch a glimpse of something strange and then no matter how much you think about it, you simply can't come up with a reasonable explanation for it? I guess this is similar to the "If it weren't for my horse" moment that Lewis Black ranted about.

Okay okay I'll go first.

Stuck in traffic in the car with my family on vacation in southern California, we spot a young man standing on the sidewalk in front of a gas station. He is fairly average looking, about 19-25ish, wearing a backpack, backwards cap, and holding a walkman with headphones over his ears. He's totally calm, just looking around like everything is normal. As traffic finally starts moving and we pass him, he steps to the edge of the sidewalk, drops his hands to his side, clenches them up into claws, raises his head towards the sky, and screams "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHH!!!"

Not just like "Arg! I'm mad" or anything like that. This was a very long, loud, and dramatic scream. Like Tetsuo screaming "Keneda!" in Akira, or Darth Vader screaming "Noooo!" Seriously he looked like he was in a movie, and there was no apparent (or at least visible) cause of his anguish anywhere to be seen.

Still have not figured out a satisfactory explanation for that scream to this very day.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    why god hates stale and munkus so dang much

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he's a histrionic attention-seeking faggot

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Krentz wrote: »
    Have you ever had a moment where you catch a glimpse of something strange and then no matter how much you think about it, you simply can't come up with a reasonable explanation for it? I guess this is similar to the "If it weren't for my horse" moment that Lewis Black ranted about.

    Okay okay I'll go first.

    Stuck in traffic in the car with my family on vacation in southern California, we spot a young man standing on the sidewalk in front of a gas station. He is fairly average looking, about 19-25ish, wearing a backpack, backwards cap, and holding a walkman with headphones over his ears. He's totally calm, just looking around like everything is normal. As traffic finally starts moving and we pass him, he steps to the edge of the sidewalk, drops his hands to his side, clenches them up into claws, raises his head towards the sky, and screams "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHH!!!"

    Not just like "Arg! I'm mad" or anything like that. This was a very long, loud, and dramatic scream. Like Tetsuo screaming "Keneda!" in Akira, or Darth Vader screaming "Noooo!" Seriously he looked like he was in a movie, and there was no apparent (or at least visible) cause of his anguish anywhere to be seen.

    Still have not figured out a satisfactory explanation for that scream to this very day.

    I thought you were gonna say he walked out in front of a car.

    That wouldn't necessarily make sense.

    But a scream? People scream all the time.

    Maybe he got stung by a bee.

    Maybe he just creamed his pants.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He caught a glimpse of your mom.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    women, m i rite?

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    One time when I was in, like, 10th grade we got a call at my house. When I picked up the phone all I heard was some country song saying "Well you know it's been a long, long tiiiiiime..." and then click.

    Never found out what that was about.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Reginald wrote: »
    He caught a glimpse of your mom.

    Oh snap! I just got served so hard.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Parents.

    It's like they just don't understand.

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    KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why my baby girl's poop is like bright green.
    The milk going IN is white.

    Do babies come with a food coloring gland?
    Oh shit, or is she an Alien from V?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    also I got a collect call from a county prison that I have never heard of in my life while I was out

    nobody I know was anywhere near it

    that was a bit odd

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Krentz wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    He caught a glimpse of your mom.

    Oh snap! I just got served so hard.

    Maybe he had an ice cream headache

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why it takes one day for stuff to get from a town that is three hours away from my college, and two days for another town that is two hours away for stuff to arrive at my college.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    matt, there are perfectly good explanations for those

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why I got a call on Valentine's Day last year from what seemed to be a young Japanese girl.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why you gotta be like dat

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn that reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons where Homer asks to use the phone book and he says it is for a local call and then proceeds to dial like 18 numbers.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't understand why furries have the worst fetishes.

    Yes, this is coming from me.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why there was a VCR in the hallway, plugged in to the outlet, but nothing else, with a sign on it saying "Recording: Do not unplug."

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    LC furryism is the worst fetish

    it is at least pretty bad

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Because you are fucking furries

    Edit: oh hey thats an unfortunate totp

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    LC furryism is the worst fetish

    it is at least pretty bad

    No it's not, shut up.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why so many fat girls wear haltertops and bootyshorts three sizes too tight.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    LC furryism is the worst fetish

    it is at least pretty bad

    No it's not, shut up.

    wait what

    are you coming down on the side of furries

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Why so many fat goth girls wear haltertops and bootyshorts three sizes too tight.

    Fixed.

    Also, LC furryism?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Could've been worse, those rainbow rings could have been ear piercings.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    LC, Lucky Cynic

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Once, I saw this really fat chick wearing a corset, and her tits were being pushed up so high they almost touched her chin.

    I don't where she got the idea that was attractive.

    "furryism" is ... weird, but definitely not the worst fetish I can think of.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, okay.... if you keep telling yourself I am the worst, you are just setting yourself up for mental break down when some asshole decides to post furry porn again.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    LC furryism is the worst fetish

    it is at least pretty bad

    No it's not, shut up.

    wait what

    are you coming down on the side of furries

    I'm saying that if you think furry is the worst fetish out there, you've probably been on the internet for eight minutes.

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's a strangely specific amount of time.

    What is most horrifying at nine minutes?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Furry vore granny hentai is not the worst thing on the internet.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'll be honest, some shit some of the furries are into just makes me want to pack it all back up and say, "Oh yeah, I was like, never a furry. What are you talking about..."

    Like gorean. >_>

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    whats that word for actively looking to catch the AIDS, so you just have unprotected sex with strangers?

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    whats that word for actively looking to catch the AIDS, so you just have unprotected sex with strangers?

    Stupid?

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