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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    andres, we sure do love the scene chicks. don't we?

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    That's one of the more nonsensical and failing edits I've seen.

    you ever bang any of those hot scene girls on your myspace?

    who on my myspace is scene?! Amelia, maybe, but I don't know about anyone else.

    also, good show, mr. person above me.

    edit: maybe you're getting indie mixed up with scene.

    I guess its hard to tell with just a myspace picture

    in any case those types of girls are the best lays in high school no question

    edit: yes I have developed quite a fetish actually

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    we should go back to Newman and get some gagina

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    dude a few of those girls are really really into me but i dunno i can't imagine ever dating or hooking up with them because they are very strange

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    those are the best ones

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    completely strange trust me

    you will have to struggle uncomfortably through weird explanations of how the freshly cut grass reminds them of their grandfather's old bicycle or something, but it makes the rewards all the sweeter

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh that's so indie

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and they're freaky.
    you know how i like that arod

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    dude everyone here already knows how you like it

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i have had some great sex with a certain someone

    the stuff of legends.

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I only smoke when I drink, but I bought a pack of American Spirit Periques the other day, smoked one, and it was fantastic.

    I work in a store that sells cigarettes. Here are some pack prices:

    Marlboro: $3.90
    Camel: $3.59
    Camel Turkish/Red: $3.59
    Camel Select: $3.90
    Pall Mall: $3.15
    American Spirit: $4.99
    AS Perique/USA/Organic: $5.99
    Newport: $4.99
    Nat Sherman/Djarums: $6.49

    Are these prices good or bad compared to you dudes?

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A pack of Marlboro where I live retails for $5.78.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Cigarettes cost around $12 (Australian) a pack here.

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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    If you want horribly awful but fun, fun, FUN!!!
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    I would totally start smoking again if I found a pack of these.

    they make me want to start smoking

    me to, fuck you guys

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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    I only smoke when I drink, but I bought a pack of American Spirit Periques the other day, smoked one, and it was fantastic.

    I work in a store that sells cigarettes. Here are some pack prices:

    Marlboro: $3.90
    Camel: $3.59
    Camel Turkish/Red: $3.59
    Camel Select: $3.90
    Pall Mall: $3.15
    American Spirit: $4.99
    AS Perique/USA/Organic: $5.99
    Newport: $4.99
    Nat Sherman/Djarums: $6.49

    Are these prices good or bad compared to you dudes?

    Where the fuck do you live?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Clove cigarettes are for pretentious douchenozzles.

    And girls with glasses who are in theatre classes.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Where the fuck do you live?

    I'm too lazy to make a .jpg that is just my post with a big red circle around the little part next to my avatar where it says "Location: Eugene, Oregon", but pretend I did. I will forgive you if you are foreign and have no idea what an Oregon is.

    So are those good prices or bad prices?

    There is talk of an amendment to the Oregon Constitution that would up taxes on tobacco by around $0.85-$0.89 a pack to fund children's healthcare. If it passes, I'm going to have to listen to every dumbass smoker come in and bitch about it while they buy their cigarettes.

    Also, we have FSC here now. The American Spirit making guys made a big stink about it because they didn't want any chemicals on their cigarettes but they did it anyway. We've still got a few old cartons of non-FSC smokes that we have to get rid of before the end of the year. One lady was pissed, she was all like "What if the FSC causes cancer?!"

    Yeah. What if the chemical that they spray onto the fucking cigarette causes people to get cancer?

    Dumb bitch.

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Those prices seem pretty smiliar to what we have in texas, and yeah they're pretty fucking expensive. The state legislature here passed a law like a year ago that raised the tax on cigarettes by like a dollar per pack.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i don't understand why people smoke
    i can understand why anyone over 30 would, because that was before most people knew it would give you cancer, but that is pretty much common knowledge now.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Marlboro 27's...I don't smoke regularly, though. My smoking correlates with the number of exams I have.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    the same reason people drink, have sex, eat when they're not hungry, and also rue the day they came to life.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stop being such a negative nancy

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    There are a lot of things that cause cancer.

    Cigarettes have nicotine, that's why people smoke. Nicotine relaxes you and mellows you out, and definitely helps me out when I'm stressed out.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i don't understand why people smoke
    i can understand why anyone over 30 would, because that was before most people knew it would give you cancer, but that is pretty much common knowledge now.

    I don't understand why people smoke on a regular basis. A cigarette or a cigar in moderation won't kill you, but when someone smokes a pack a day for years and then gets lung cancer and then is all abloo bloo bloo about it, I have relatively no sympathy. But this is probably a bad angle to be discussing in the middle of

    A SMOKING THREAD

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  • The PrimeThe Prime regular
    edited October 2007
    You know what causes cancer?

    Pushy, douchebag non-smokers.

    Regular non-smokers are free of cancer-causing agents, though.

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  • HoChiWaWaHoChiWaWa Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    News Flash, Life causes cancer, all you fanatically fearful to the point of legislating the choice out of the hands of a business's proprietor and bitching at strangers on the street for their life's choices should just kill yourself, thus ensuring you will not get cancer.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    HoChiWaWa wrote: »
    News Flash, Life causes cancer, all you fanatically fearful to the point of legislating the choice out of the hands of a business's proprietor and bitching at strangers on the street for their life's choices should just kill yourself, thus ensuring you will not get cancer.

    I agree with you, but you used a really stupid example.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    fucking clove smoking, dick licking, pole dancing faggots

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i just got back from the doctor

    apparently i have herpes and hepatitus b

    he's calling it herpetitus

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    that's not what i wrote

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    you know how pregnant girls get cravings for weird food like pickles and ice cream

    i'm getting that

    only for rough sex with hiv-positive leather daddies

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    here i can play that game as well

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm not old enough to have voted reagan

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    If by doctor you mean your mom's house

    Zing!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    mmm, smoked

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I went to the Thriftway because I thought they sold my black spirits. No dice. Turns out I just saw the menthol ones (dark green) in bad light when walking out one night and merely thought they had the blacks.

    Onward, I searched. All the tobacco shops had closed by then. What was I going to do?

    Then I called Anna and asked if she wanted to hang out - no dice school tomorrow. I told her about my cigarette dilemma. She said to try the shell up the road. Lo and behold, perique spirits! So I grabbed a pack of smokes and some good and plentys and headed home, victory in my pockets and a smile on my face.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I smoke half a pack a day but I need to stop because I can't afford it. I smoke Marlboro reds because I'm horribly generic sometimes.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, where you from bob?

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    For my smoking pleasure I prefer hashish or a fine cuban cigar, none of this cut-and-dried filtered fol-de-rol in packets that commoners take so much pleasure in huffing one after the other like so many bitter pills.

    ABLOOBLABLOOBLOO SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE THEY MUST BE AN ELITIST AND EASILY INFLUENCED

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