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Could YOU be an astronaut?

GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/recruit.html

The answer is no. You're not qualified. Seriously. Hopes and dreams have been crushed. Childhood fantasies dashed.
The open positions require extensive travel on Earth and in space. Possible destinations may include, but are not limited to, Texas, Florida, California, Russia, Kazakhstan, the International Space Station and the moon.

This shit's serious, man. KAZAKHSTAN.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i've been to the moon

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    can i please go to the moon

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NASA HAS SPACE FOR YOU

    oh ho ho chortle

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am good at taking up space

    that must qualify me.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NASA does not have space for my non-athletic ass.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Garthor wrote: »
    http://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/recruit.html

    The answer is no. You're not qualified. Seriously. Hopes and dreams have been crushed. Childhood fantasies dashed.
    The open positions require extensive travel on Earth and in space. Possible destinations may include, but are not limited to, Texas, Florida, California, Russia, Kazakhstan, the International Space Station and the moon.

    This shit's serious, man. KAZAKHSTAN.

    Kazakhstan is an awesome place. I spent a summer there in grade 5.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    how's the pay?

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    how's the pay?

    NASA pays only in childhood dreams.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    enjoy your loss of bone density. fags

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    how's the pay?

    astronomical

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    space is not for gays.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
    space is not for gays.

    Don't ask don't smell.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    [tiny]women and minorities encouraged to apply[/tiny]

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    [tiny]women and minorities encouraged to apply[/tiny]

    if I'm stuck up in space for several months, I sure hope its with a smoking hot black chick

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    [tiny]women and minorities encouraged to apply[/tiny]

    if I'm stuck up in space for several months, I sure hope its with a smoking hot black chick

    will she also be sassy?

    this could be a deal breaker.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What's the Mexican one called? MASA?

    I think I have a shot there.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    shirt_dreams.png

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I found her out back sitting naked looking up and looking dead.
    A crumpled yellow piece of paper, with seven nines and tens.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    [tiny]women and minorities encouraged to apply[/tiny]

    if I'm stuck up in space for several months, I sure hope its with a smoking hot black chick

    will she also be sassy?

    this could be a deal breaker.

    I'd just remind her that no one can hear her scream

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    women and minorities are encouraged to apply

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Air wrote: »
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    What's the Mexican one called? MASA?

    I think I have a shot there.

    training is carried out in a '79 Ford Pinto strapped to a gas bbq.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think there's an echo in here

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    posterchild is pretty cool

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When private space flight takes off, I'm totally buying a seat.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    my friend wants to become an astronaut

    I made him promise that he would found me a country on the moon

    my ultimate goal is to make it into a moon-is-a-harsh-mistress type thing

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what's amazing to me is that we're already bringing our crazy human problems to space.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If a crazy bitch like that can become an astronaut, there may yet be hope for the rest of us.
    There is no hope

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  • Paper TigerPaper Tiger Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    that was quite the hot ordeal

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why don't the ladies drive for countless hours wearing adult diapers in order to kidnap their perceived rivals for my affections?

    Am I not doing my hair right?

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  • Paper TigerPaper Tiger Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    maybe guys are just way hotter when they've been in space

    or maybe i need to hop on this diaper train

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    your lack of gravity only makes my penis harder?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    dude i totally want to be an astronaut

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My astronomy 1001 class is pretty boring

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    erryday

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    oh god are you guys going to start posting in tandem now

    I thought we did that already

    Don't get cheeky WaM

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