As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
We're funding a new Acquisitions Incorporated series on Kickstarter right now! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/acquisitions-incorporated-the-series-2

[GAME ON]Team Fortress 2 on PC: We're out of beta; we're releasing on time.

1111214161765

Posts

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fats wrote: »
    Fodder wrote: »
    So, the pyro movie was really well done and the music was awesome, etc. etc., but I don't really get it. Is it just about being the only one on a server and being lonely and bored? Or is there some deep, insightful, profound meaning that I'm not getting?

    It's a statement on life, really. People drift through our lives, but in the end, we're all alone. Alone.

    Indeed. At the end of the day, even our worst enemies will abandon us, after pausing to yell incomprehensible things at us.

    Seriously, what crazy moon-man language was the Scout speaking?

    GoodOmens on
    steam_sig.png
    IOS Game Center ID: Isotope-X
  • SudsSuds Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Everyone see the Heavy Speed Bug?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1OPy2eOkQ

    It's already been reported.

    Suds on
    camo_sig2.png
  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and fixed... look at the post above yours (that one is old too btw).

    stigweard on
  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How about a new video guys?

    http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=200198

    Demoman vid.

    I'm a black scottish cyclops!!!

    Kagnaros on
    fss.png
  • Ash-HousewaresAsh-Housewares TARDIS Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Masume wrote: »
    Had a ball last night guys, thanks for the teamplay. Much better than pubbing generally. I found myself both thanking and hating ash depending on wether he was on my team or not. Great teamplayer, saved my arse a few times when I was soldiering.

    I was enjoying the hell out of sniping on the first 2fort map, it seemed like no one thought to duck very often, so off went their heads, and the opposing snipers weren't too much of a threat. Great fun. :D

    It seem once I change to medic, I get really bossy. Anyway yeah good games all around last night, didn't find myself once cursing out loud. Except at myself for not following cardinal rule 1) If you ever get uber always kill the turret first.

    Ash-Housewares on
  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shabutie wrote: »
    How about a new video guys?

    http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=200198

    Demoman vid.

    I'm a black scottish cyclops!!!

    Bottom of the Page'd.

    Kagnaros on
    fss.png
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gotta be bossy as a Medic.

    EDIT: Demoman video is fucking win.

    Arikado on
    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • HoberShortHoberShort Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Suds wrote: »
    Everyone see the Heavy Speed Bug?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1OPy2eOkQ

    Rami wrote: »
    Some good changes in todays patch.

    For anyone who hasn't patched yet:

    Changes/Additions
    ...
    Bug fixes
    Fixed Heavy minigun exploit

    Are these not the same thing?

    HoberShort on
    "Games are made out of smaller games – turtles all the way down, until you hit the game that is so trivial and stupid it isn’t deserving of the name." -Raph Koster
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shabutie wrote: »
    How about a new video guys?

    http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=200198

    Demoman vid.

    I'm a black scottish cyclops!!!

    That link does not work for me. This one does: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/26152.html?e3i=1

    Also, I call SHENANIGANS! You can't bank shot anymore. :P

    Houn on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Anytime I am on, I can guarantee victory through my epic speeches and morale.

    I am the designated morale officer of the PA servers.

    precisionk on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Anytime I am on, I can guarantee victory through my epic speeches and morale.

    I am the designated morale officer of the PA servers.

    BULLCRAP.

    and you forgot the team name!

    tyrannus on
  • UnicronUnicron Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    GO TEAM PENIS!

    Stupid auto-balance moved me to the other side during those rounds :(

    Unicron on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rentilius wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Anytime I am on, I can guarantee victory through my epic speeches and morale.

    I am the designated morale officer of the PA servers.

    BULLCRAP.

    and you forgot the team name!

    TEAM PENIS!

    precisionk on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am the biggest member of the team heh heh heh

    tyrannus on
  • WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The other day i noticed that people were looking for spy tips. Now that I have played spy long enough to learn the class I feel that I can give some tips to people who aren’t good at spy.

    First off you need to know who and who not to disguise yourself as.

    Obviously the first factor for determining this is the makeup of the other team, if they have 30 scouts, then scout might be a good idea.

    Disguises to avoid almost all the time:

    Spy:
    95% of the time a spy is in a disguise so when people see you without one they know. Also I find that people tend to shoot at spies a lot regardless of their team.

    Medic:
    This can workout, but is harder and should only be attempted by more experienced spies. A medic is charging his uber 80% of the time he’s alive and if he has his needle gun out he’s shooting it not just standing there.

    Disguises that almost always work:

    Scout:
    There are usually 2 or more scouts on a team running rampant and it’s easy to blend in most people overlook the fact that you’re slower then a normal scout.

    Soldier:
    Once again usually a lot on the field.

    Pyro:
    I would also add that Pyro is very useful as a spy, because they are rarely firing their weapon unless in close combat. Thus running around with enemies in sight but out of flame-thrower range looks less conspicuous than if you're holding a sniper rifle. Also, you don't take the speed penalty of moving soldier-slow, and you don't look funny to veterans because you're not double-jumping like a real scout would be.
    Quoted from hobershort because he makes an excellent point, and i often disguise as pyro.
    Engineer:
    On maps where one side has to defend engineer is a good disguise but should be used away from the enemy turrets. Engineers are beating something with a wrench all the time, an engi standing with his shotgun out not repairing/building something sticks out.


    Spy Tips:

    Hey that guy has my name!:
    Whatever class you are disguised as, a good rule of thumb is to avoid that class (unless there are a large amount of them in one area) this just cuts down on the chance you run into the guy whose name you’ve taken.

    Fire = Bad:
    Avoid Pyros when able since a quick spy check from a pyro = you’re fucked. Also if you’re trying to backstab someone and a pyro is nearby just spraying away, its best to find a new target.

    Stay calm:
    You are going to be spy checked there are several ways to handle it:
    1) Cloak, run, and change disguise. This is a good way to stay alive but lets everyone know a spy is in the area.
    2) Be cool. If someone spy checks you just keep acting like a normal player. Don’t run away or try to shoot or stab, most players don’t shoot enough to kill you they tend to stop after 1 or 2 shots. One they think you’re a friendly stab’em.
    Milk an injury:
    If your missing health, disguise yourself as some kind of attacking class and run back toward the enemy base screaming bloody murder (or medic in this case) this trick works for me 90% of the time and will get you an achievement.

    Patience:
    Just wait for that stab. If you rush things you’ll miss or get caught.

    Don’t be obvious:
    Things like running right at a person or walking directly behind someone is a give away that you’re a spy. A simple way to fool people is to face your team and back up or strafe toward the enemy you want to attack. It appears that you’re dodging enemy fire or running for your life rather then sneaking around. And for god’s sake, pretend to be afraid of your team.

    And for the newbie spies out there, snipers are easy targets, they are to busy charging a shot to notice you stabbing them.

    as always take everything with a grain of salt. what works for me may not work for you. and for those people who hate spies, read up and learn the class. The best way to beat them is to know how they work.

    Witchdr on
    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

    Handles: LoL-Emerging, BF4/Hardline-Whiskeyjack227, Steam-Fragglerock, HOTS/Blizzard-Whiskeyjack#1333, Life-Jason
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zek wrote: »
    It would be fine if sudden death helped the team with an advantage win. Yesterday on granary we were winning 4-1 but couldn't take the last point before time limit ran out, so we just fell back and let them take CP4 so we could immediately take it back. That is retarded. Maybe spawning should only stop for the team with fewer CPs or something.

    Only one side respawning would help to discourage turtling during sudden death!

    mrflippy on
  • HoberShortHoberShort Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I would also add that Pyro is very useful as a spy, because they are rarely firing their weapon unless in close combat. Thus running around with enemies in sight but out of flame-thrower range looks less conspicuous than if you're holding a sniper rifle. Also, you don't take the speed penalty of moving soldier-slow, and you don't look funny to veterans because you're not double-jumping like a real scout would be.

    HoberShort on
    "Games are made out of smaller games – turtles all the way down, until you hit the game that is so trivial and stupid it isn’t deserving of the name." -Raph Koster
  • ToastmoldToastmold Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hay guys check out this awesome footage I took about a week ago while playing the TF2 Beta! plop
    I only played classic for like 30 minutes perhaps back in the day, but I don't remember it looking so heinous. (and no I did not actually post that)

    Toastmold on
  • W2W2 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think Medic is a pretty poor disguise for a Spy, as when you target a Medic it tells you their name and what % of charge their uber is that.

    With spies as medics you only see their name, dead giveaway.

    W2 on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find the spy to be the most rewarding class when you play it right.

    The entire enemy team will hate your guts, and it just feels good.

    Of course, if most of the enemy team are smart enough to do regular spy checks, you're fucked. Thankfully they are often too busy shooting their pew pew at enemies to notice me sneaking up behind them.

    Zzulu on
    t5qfc9.jpg
  • nlawalkernlawalker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    W2 wrote: »
    I think Medic is a pretty poor disguise for a Spy, as when you target a Medic it tells you their name and what % of charge their uber is that.

    With spies as medics you only see their name, dead giveaway.
    Yeah, I found this out too. I needed healing and ran back across the bridge in 2fort, yelling for a medic. There was one most of the way back across the bridge but he just stood there. When I got close, he ran the other way. I got him in my crosshairs and noticed that it only gave his name.

    nlawalker on
  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah good spies are the bane of existence. Bane!

    Narian on
    Narian.gif
  • CoreCore Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey guys could someone send me an invite to the Penny-Arcade group? My steam id http://steamcommunity.com/id/defconcore

    Core on
    core_pa_sig.jpg
  • WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Narian wrote: »
    Yeah good spies are the bane of existence. Bane!


    I had the pleasure of dominating 4 people at once in a match, one of which was my younger brother. I swear i heard him screaming from his college dorm :P

    Witchdr on
    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

    Handles: LoL-Emerging, BF4/Hardline-Whiskeyjack227, Steam-Fragglerock, HOTS/Blizzard-Whiskeyjack#1333, Life-Jason
  • j0hnz3rj0hnz3r Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Narian wrote: »
    Yeah good spies are the bane of existence. Bane!

    LOL, spies are but tinder for my flame thrower. If I'm ever playing Pyro, I'm constantly lighting anything that moves on fire. Hell, I spray into random corners and shit in case a spy is stealthed. That sounds stupid and wasteful, but I've actually gotten a few kills this way.

    I also never have to worry about them since spies tend not to get near the maniac spraying fire in every direction.

    I do the same things as a soldier, but it's not nearly as amusing.

    j0hnz3r on
    jedi_watchtower.png
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I got the funniest spy kill on the Pa server yesterday. I was running into the entrance to the enemy base and disguesed and ran rightinto a heavy. I panicked and stabbed him in the front twice. He must have been confused and started spinning up his chaingun. I quickly skirted around him and stabbed him in the back before he got a chance to shoot a single shot at me :)

    nexuscrawler on
  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I accidentally shot a totally invisible spy in the face yesterday as a scout. Funniest thing I've seen in the game so far.

    One Thousand Cables on
  • WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    On 2fort i was leaving the spawn CLOAKED and walked infront of a team mate and by some freak flash of bad luck took the headshot that was heading into my team mate behind me.

    Edit: i swear i put this reply up before seeing the above post. And to the person above me, fuck you it was probably me. :p

    Witchdr on
    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

    Handles: LoL-Emerging, BF4/Hardline-Whiskeyjack227, Steam-Fragglerock, HOTS/Blizzard-Whiskeyjack#1333, Life-Jason
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My most enjoyable spy kill was as a demoman. I launched a few nades right up into the air for no reason, as we were capping the middle point on well, and they fell right on a cloaked spy who promptly blew up behind us just as we capped the point.

    Spies, in general, are very satisfying to kill

    Zzulu on
    t5qfc9.jpg
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Was playing Gravelpit last night as Red. HJUGE 8-man rush comes into A and I'm a pyro with an engineer in the CP. Two heavies uber. Well, shit. I jump near the CP and hide behind the little grey block near the CP. I hear the uber discharge. I quickly hop up and quickly slaughter 2 medics, 3 heavies, 2 soldiers and 1 s out. All the while I'm singing "Disco Inferno" over all-talk.

    Glorious.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I also love it when enemy medics ubercharge you when you are a spy so you can just go to town with your shiv. You can just hear them cursing on the other side of the internet when they realize it

    Zzulu on
    t5qfc9.jpg
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I remember during a Sudden Death match as a Scout, me and this Medic were the only people left against 4 of the other team. He Uber's me and I run in whacking people with my bat. It was glorious but it ended in a stalemate anyways.

    Arikado on
    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Anytime I am on, I can guarantee victory through my epic speeches and morale.

    I am the designated morale officer of the PA servers.

    BULLCRAP.

    and you forgot the team name!

    TEAM FETUS PENUS!

    Kagnaros on
    fss.png
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I also love it when enemy medics ubercharge you when you are a spy so you can just go to town with your shiv. You can just hear them cursing on the other side of the internet when they realize it

    Yeah but they can just switch uber when they notice. Personally I prefer to maintain the disguise and just run them right into the middle of my base not shooting anything.

    Zek on
  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Was playing Gravelpit last night as Red. HJUGE 8-man rush comes into A and I'm a pyro with an engineer in the CP. Two heavies uber. Well, shit. I jump near the CP and hide behind the little grey block near the CP. I hear the uber discharge. I quickly hop up and quickly slaughter 2 medics, 3 heavies, 2 soldiers and 1 s out. All the while I'm singing "Disco Inferno" over all-talk.

    Glorious.

    D:

    So awesome.

    Tig on
  • BishizelBishizel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I also love it when enemy medics ubercharge you when you are a spy so you can just go to town with your shiv. You can just hear them cursing on the other side of the internet when they realize it

    I've yet to see this personally, but in my mind I see this as possibly the most hilarious thing in TF2.

    Bishizel on
    psheadsignr2.jpg
    DO NOT FISTPOUND
  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I accidentally shot a totally invisible spy in the face yesterday as a scout. Funniest thing I've seen in the game so far.

    My best moment from last weekend was one of the wackier games where the opposing team was all spies, and I was a heavy.

    I switched to fists and just started punching the air when I hit the contested cap point. I took out 3-4 invisible spies just swinging at nothing and spinning around. It was hilarious to watch them appear, dying, out of nowhere and fall to the ground.

    MuddBudd on
    There's no plan, there's no race to be run
    The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
  • King NadaKing Nada Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Anybody else find themselves stuck at the class selection screen because every class is so fricken fun to play that you can't decide? Me neither.

    King Nada

    King Nada on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, Ive sunk a lot of time in TF2, but it really just makes me nostalgic for high school, back when I had hours and hours to pour into TFC, haha.

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • ShensShens Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I also love it when enemy medics ubercharge you when you are a spy so you can just go to town with your shiv. You can just hear them cursing on the other side of the internet when they realize it

    Are you playing against legally retarded people? I mean I don't see how this is possible at all. I can see a medic accidentally healing a spy. That makes sense. I fail to see how the medic sees the guy he is healing poof out of a disguise, spy starts stabbing teammates, and he continues to heal/ubercharge the person.

    If I read that wrong and you are saying you killed the medic that ubercharged you... how is that possible if he is ubercharged?

    Shens on
This discussion has been closed.