Has anyone tried standing on top of the toilet while flushing it? I think you need to be standing on it, anyway. I've flushed it before while standing next to it and I didn't hear anything.
It talks.
You flush it by pressing the "use" button on your keyboard while aimed at the tank, I think.
And it says something like "thank you for your business"
Well I finally got gold on all challenges. 17 with fewest steps was just dumb.
For some reason my camera shy achievement resets all the time, whatever it's a lame reason to go through the game again.
That is the only one I need. Any hints?
Only way I could do it was with the jump grab jump exploit with the companion cube. Even then i would get to the final stretch with 100+ steps, only way I even shaved a few steps was throwing the cube into the incinerator from the doorway. Otherwise just keep saving after doing well. 100 steps to last section, 115 to the button before I could actually make it.
Also, I just tried typing in "PLAY PORTAL" on the aperturescience site and it went to a youtube video that's been removed by the user who put it up. What used to be there?
Well I finally got gold on all challenges. 17 with fewest steps was just dumb.
For some reason my camera shy achievement resets all the time, whatever it's a lame reason to go through the game again.
That is the only one I need. Any hints?
Only way I could do it was with the jump grab jump exploit with the companion cube. Even then i would get to the final stretch with 100+ steps, only way I even shaved a few steps was throwing the cube into the incinerator from the doorway. Otherwise just keep saving after doing well. 100 steps to last section, 115 to the button before I could actually make it.
Wait, so this is a single player game? I was under the impression that there would be crazy multiplayer games involving portals and more portals and possibly more portals.
Well considering there are no weapons other than a weapon whose primary and secondary firing modes are "Move in mind-fucking ways" Multi would be pretty boring.
Huh.
Well color me disappointed.
(I'm sure I'll still enjoy it though)
Think spy vs. spy where you try to portal your opponents into deathtraps and portal yourselves away from said deathtraps.
Why the fuck does Portal Multiplayer have to be about fucking killing each other? Why can't it be about solving puzzles competitively or some capture the ball bullshit where you can't pick up the ball?
They killed Weighted Companion Cube's facebook profile.
I even gave him a cake gift.
You were the one who gave it cake? Awesome.
But yeah. There were like...six Weighted Companion Cubes on Facebook, all of which were killed judging by the lack of comments by any of them in the "I love the weighted companion cube" group.
They killed Weighted Companion Cube's facebook profile.
I even gave him a cake gift.
You were the one who gave it cake? Awesome.
But yeah. There were like...six Weighted Companion Cubes on Facebook, all of which were killed judging by the lack of comments by any of them in the "I love the weighted companion cube" group.
Also:
So is he raping the turret at the end? I don't understand the last panel.
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I knew it was only a matter of time before we get people to draw Portal porn. I am not dissappointed in the slightest.
Companion Cube is a two-timing bastard, I knew it.
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How do I open both doors when I only have 1 ball with which to activate a switch? I've got 2/3 orb things activated and can't get the third one.
Hold the first one open and when the energy ball passes through let it close and it'll bounce between the two doors until you move the ball to open the second door. Do it fast before the energy ball fades.
I cannot believe the simplicity of the seemingly impossible tasks I keep encountering. This game is fkn genius.
Place the cube to open door 2, and then as soon as the ball passes the switch step on it to open door 1.
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...and when you are done with that; take a folding
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
You know what, I can't beat the updated Kenjara map.
The area with the big toxic waste keeps getting me. I know its a sling shot, but I never have the momentum to clear the sludge. I thought maybe if I sling shot back into the portal I have on the first surface closest to where I need to go it will boost my speed 10 fold but I seem to just flop out the other side like a dead fish.
Shit never mind, I uh, did something he probably didn't want done but it got me past it none the less. Man, a mapper is going to need people to play test his map for quick and sleazy methods before he releases it.
How do I open both doors when I only have 1 ball with which to activate a switch? I've got 2/3 orb things activated and can't get the third one.
Hold the first one open and when the energy ball passes through let it close and it'll bounce between the two doors until you move the ball to open the second door. Do it fast before the energy ball fades.
I cannot believe the simplicity of the seemingly impossible tasks I keep encountering. This game is fkn genius.
Place the cube to open door 2, and then as soon as the ball passes the switch step on it to open door 1.
it's also easy to stack up cameras then jump up on the second switch. I knocked two off the wall, but my friend ported behind the part of the wall that is pushed out to get cameras.
Aside from constantly feeling disoriented this game was awesome (I'm sure I won't feel like this after I spend more time working on challenges). It gets extra points for making my roomate sick.
So, I have the first two cake achievements and completed everything for the third, yet it tells me I've only got 1 of 6 advanced levels complete............. WTF? I'm not doing the last two again, and it sounds like it wants me to do them all again....
So, I have the first two cake achievements and completed everything for the third, yet it tells me I've only got 1 of 6 advanced levels complete............. WTF? I'm not doing the last two again, and it sounds like it wants me to do them all again....
I have the first and the third, but not the second. Even funnier: I re-did the 4th level (I made that one originally offline, so I thought it could be because of it) and I got the achievement ingame... but not on the Steam page.
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And it says something like "thank you for your business"
Only way I could do it was with the jump grab jump exploit with the companion cube. Even then i would get to the final stretch with 100+ steps, only way I even shaved a few steps was throwing the cube into the incinerator from the doorway. Otherwise just keep saving after doing well. 100 steps to last section, 115 to the button before I could actually make it.
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I sort of wanted to avoid that.
Why the fuck does Portal Multiplayer have to be about fucking killing each other? Why can't it be about solving puzzles competitively or some capture the ball bullshit where you can't pick up the ball?
You were the one who gave it cake? Awesome.
But yeah. There were like...six Weighted Companion Cubes on Facebook, all of which were killed judging by the lack of comments by any of them in the "I love the weighted companion cube" group.
Also:
Can that even make sense?
So is he raping the turret at the end? I don't understand the last panel.
Companion Cube is a two-timing bastard, I knew it.
http://www.twosideswide.com/index.php
Rock Band DLC
I wanted to make it my background but now I can't find it.
Sorry to ask but I searched through 30 pages where I thought it was and still couldn't find it. It may be spoilered.
this probably won't be as good as Concerned.
edit: i see it's a one-off comic, not a Concerned-like serial. Point still stands.
Looks like back to Half-Life.
Link:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=610549&page=5
He's updated it a little bit. Enjoy.
OH GOD THE LAG
Good luck finding the money to pay for a cpu strong enough for that.
http://www.bladeinteractive.com/hydro.html
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Shit never mind, I uh, did something he probably didn't want done but it got me past it none the less. Man, a mapper is going to need people to play test his map for quick and sleazy methods before he releases it.
It's scary how well they know us.
Well done, you've posted what's already known. :-p
PS. I'm the one that found it out, although I can't expect you to have known, and this thread IS very long...
Certainly the best end-credits ever.
I have the first and the third, but not the second. Even funnier: I re-did the 4th level (I made that one originally offline, so I thought it could be because of it) and I got the achievement ingame... but not on the Steam page.
...Better than God Hand?
There's nothing that can possibly be better than Portal's end credits.
I guess I'll find out some time after Steam is done downloading it.
42% at about 10KB/s. I may destroy the world.