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[miniphalla] The Matrix (Agent Victory)

HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Critical Failures
"The Matrix is everywhere. It's all around us, even in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you pay your taxes. The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes, to blind you from the truth; that you are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison...for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be...told what the Matrix is...you have to see it for yourself.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.....You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and believe...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Remember...all I'm offering you is the truth : nothing more."


- Morpheus, prior to the discovery of the One.

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Approval was given from Joop to create this mini-phalla.

This is a vanilla Phalla; there are no secret mechanics, no votes for a spokesperson or special abilities to deal with. All rules are out in the open. Days will end at 10:00 PM EST. There is no activity clause.

In this game, there will be:

- one operator (seer)
- one vigilante
- one guardian
- three 'crewmates' (family)
- four 'agents' (mafia)

There are twenty spots for this game open at the moment.

If you want to sign up, please use the following syntax:

!I sign up.

If you don't want to sign up, please don't do anything clever and sign up in blue. I will be forced to hit you.

This game is primarily open to those who have already died in PhalLOST.

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1. cheez
2. Shorn Scrotum Man
3. Zot
4. Gorilla Salad
5. Squashua
6. visiblehowl
7. Raneados
8. Osvik
9. TehSpectre
10. FreeAgent
11. evilbob
12. Qorzm
13. Psychocucumber
14. Zzulu
15. Saburbia
16. Seriously
17. McKid
18. B:L
19. NATIK
20. Rend
21. Aldo
22. Mr. Embarkation
23. cj iwakura

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I vote for cheez!

    I mean, !I sign up.

    cheez on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I sign up.

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    !signup

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Sign up

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JoopJoop __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    !

    Actually, Squashua signs up. Not Joop.

    Joop on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !sign up.

    If there are 20 dead people who want to play, give them priority. Otherwise I want in.

    You think that's air you're breathing?

    visiblehowl on
    vxsHp3F.gif
    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I sign up

    awesome

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I sign up

    I know I'm not dead in the Phallost and if you want to give priority to dead guys over me thats fine

    Osvik on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Spectre wants to learn Kung-fu.

    TehSpectre on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !By the gods sign me up

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Sign up

    There is no color.

    B:L on
    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !sign up

    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I sign up.

    Qorzm on
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !I sign up

    PsychoCucumber on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Sign up

    Zzulu on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    5 spots left!

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I !sign up so hard

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !sign up, but only if there's still space after all the Lost deadies

    Seriously on
  • McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    As a recently Phallost dead : I !Sign up

    Do not try and bend the spoon... that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth... There is no spoon.

    McKid on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Presuming the last two spots fill, PMs will be sent out and initial narration posted when I return from work at 6:00 PM EST. First day'll end tomorrow at regular time.

    Hylianbunny on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !sign up, incase you need another player.

    NATIK on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !Is there room? IS THERE?!

    Rend on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !sign up

    Died early in PA/SP Phalla.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !sign upppp

    Oh god I dunno if I made it D:

    M.D. on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ugh, couldn't do 3 phallas even if I wanted to.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    With access to a reliable computer and a fairly uneventful week coming up I should be able to pull off 3 phallas.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I feel I got a good grasp on both Phallas running atm and I could do a third with relative ease. Took a few days to get to that point though, especially the LOST Phalla have been pure confusion.

    But just let someone play instead of me, I am alive and kicking in both other Phallas atm and thus I dont really NEED to be in this one :lol:.

    NATIK on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If I'm not dead by the time this starts, I'll be horribly disappointed.

    [strike]!sign up[/strike]
    (I'm fine with letting a dead player take priority)

    Never mind, this looks to be way too late.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Just for you folks, I'll expand by a few slots. >_>

    Working out a few extra PMs and I'll send them off shortly.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Just for you folks, I'll expand by a few slots. >_>

    Working out a few extra PMs and I'll send them off shortly.

    Sweet, hugs for the bunny. <3

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Woooo

    M.D. on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This is Thaddeus, Captain of the Osiris. It is 18:03 on 12-14 and I fear this will be our last transmission. Less than two hours ago, we were pinned between two search units near BZ-218. We tried to outrun them on the surface when our sensors went completly berserk. We didn't believe what our equipment was telling us, until we ran smack into the middle of it. An army. Their army. It's massive. Hundreds of times the size of anything we've fought. We are under heavy pursuit and have sustained critical damage. We are going to attempt an emergency broadcast in the Matrix. After that, all we can do is hope that somehow this disk reaches Zion, and if it does, it is not too late.

    Six hours ago, a priority drop was made by Captain Thaddeus of the Osiris, shortly before the ship was destroyed. The message in that drop needs to get back to Zion at all costs; operatives from every active ship have been assigned to go and get it. Problem is, feds are crawling all over the place; apparently someone in our own ranks tipped them off.

    Until we're able to get that disk, we can't take any chances. Each day, all of the ships have to !vote for one person to be removed from the mission. There's no need to retract your votes. If we come across an Agent, we should have enough in numbers to deal with them.

    Good luck, everyone.

    ---

    PMs are not being sent in any particular order.

    PMs are: all sent out!

    The first night will finish tomorrow at 10:00 EST. All special actions must be in by then.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, this will be awesome. Good ole fashioned phalla. YAY!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    There are no hidden mechanics nor will there ever be for this game. :P

    Hylianbunny on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How can you place a vote... if you have no keyboard?

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys I think there is a hidden mechanic.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Of course there is, he hasn't revealed himself.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    IT HAS BEGUN

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    pew pew pew

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Whoa.

    Hylianbunny on
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