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StaleStale Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
someone that can translate for me.


You see, I'm staying with a friend this weekend, and he lives in a rather... low-rent apartment complex here in ATL. So far nothing really out of the ordinary or threatening has ocured and everyone seems fine. Except for the drug dealing done in the open, but that I can excuse, no real harm done.

However, last night as I was outside talking to Summer on my phone, a young man approached and started speaking to me in a language... that I assume was english, however I haven't a clue what he was trying to convey. The conversation went something like this:


"Whryoudtayat?

"excuse me?"

"Whryoudtayat?"

"uhh... I dunno."

"hahahaha...howyougitdatpimpstik?"

"Ohh... I have nerve damage."

"youjimmmstiwork?"

"uhhh.... I have no idea."

"hahaha...youliasnofake!"

"Sure."

"loooooooookyouevneebumuhhumpyouuuuuuggitme."



and he did this convuluted hand gesture then walked off. Did I just join a gang? Or buy a car? Or a woman?


what happened out there?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yes

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    celery

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    do you still have your wallet

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    He was trying to sell you fine cutlery at a steep discount.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yearly subscription to thug life monthly

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "youjimmmstiwork?"

    I think this was a question about if your dick still worked.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He asked if your jimmy still works I think

    edit: beaten like a redheaded stepchild

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    First meeting is next Friday at 11 PM, don't forget the fish.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You just become the lowest level in a crack-cocaine pyramid

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the only one I folowed was the "pimp stick" one because he pointed at the cane.

    everything else I just could not decipher.


    he was nice enough. just couldn't understand a fucking thing he said.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Clearly the man speaks of his thoughts and viewpoints on Huxley's 'Brave New World'. You should try and converse with him about how the drug culture in the book has similarities and contrasts with the everyday goings-on of his daily life. Bonus points for you if mention crack whores.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Excuse me Miss, I speak jive

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    At think at the end he either offered to find you a whore or fuck you himself.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale is now officially pimpin' the streets of the muthafuckin' ATL.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it looks like he asked if your penis worked

    then something

    then i think he said if you need something you ask him

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Thank god, Kovak is here. Now we can figure this shit out.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what would you do without me meis

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He asked if your cock still works, then looks like since you said yes he asked you to go find him the next time you want to get laid.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    what would you do without me meis

    not have poppin' gloss, that's for sure <3

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    pimpindogg.jpg

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    what would you do without me meis

    not have poppin' gloss, that's for sure <3

    <3

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what was the opener though?


    and what did he call me?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh Stale!

    Congratulations!

    You're married!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think he was asking what happened to you? or How you did that?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    where'd you get that

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    1185311299489.jpg

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    what was the opener though?


    and what did he call me?

    First line was "where did you get that"

    I'm assuming he meant your cane

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    youliasnofake

    confounds me


    maybe "At least you're not a fake"

    as in you're not just some cripple begging for money

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    youliasnofake

    confounds me


    maybe "At least you're not a fake"

    as in you're not just some cripple begging for money

    Either that or he was commenting on Stale's lack of robot legs, not sure which is more likely.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "You lie, that's no fake" Maybe?

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    hello stale I am down with the street

    Teefs, you are like the least down with the street person ever.

    You are straight up the street.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hustle and throw some D's on bitches everyday.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TFS is besides the street

    in a lawn chair

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he is the street

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he takes it in the street

    wait

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm that one building on the street that constantly closes down after a new upstart business tries to make it, but I never let them succeed because of my horrible location and declining property values.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I SEEN'AT LEP-RO-KAWN UP IN DAT DEY TREE HE BE HIDIN' MA DUDE I'MA GIT AT HE'A POT'A GOL'

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh good graves is here

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